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Jodie

These things are fun and fun is good.

About Me

According to some guy on Friendster, I'm a tragic beauty who needs discipline. My mom used to call me her little free spirit. I like to say "je suis une petite fleur," ("I'm a little flower", read your own Georgia O'Keefe meaning in that). I've also been called "Frank," a bitch, a sweetheart, a vixen, and other assorted things. I say draw your own conclusions because I have way too many personalities to keep them all straight. (Do I have to say that I don't really have MPD or do you get the joke?)

My Interests

Writing, reading, the NY Mets, singing, Surrealism, spankings, puzzles, mind-altering substances, street fairs, Sundays in the park with George, live events, dancing, floor plans, buying shoes & underwear, my vibrators, fun & good times, cats (kittens make everything better), sushi, doodling, being the last to leave the party

I'd like to meet:

I like to meet everyone, but I don't like anybody. No, that's not quite right. I like the people I know, but not strangers. But then how can I meet anyone? Welcome to the Catch-22 that is my life. So to start over, I'm open to meeting anyone,and I'm even friendly and fun, but I'll still tell you I don't like other people.

Music:

Tori Amos, The Killers, Dan Bern, Fiona Apple, Underworld, King Missile, Alanis Morrisette, Depeche Mode, Eve, G. Love & Special Sauce, Morrissey, Eminem, Madonna, Sheryl Crow, Counting Crows (heck, anything involving a crow), Garbage, Michael Penn, Poe ('cause you can't talk to a psycho like a normal human being), Concrete Blonde, Jay-Z, The Lemonheads, Tears For Fears, Erykah Badu, Phil Ochs, The Beatles, DMX, Barenaked Ladies, Ludacris

Movies:

Fight Club, Say Anything, The Princess Bride, Trainspotting, Don Juan DeMarco, Bull Durham, 9 1/2 Weeks, UHF, Dead Poets Society, Zoolander, The Lost Boys, TMNT, Clue (I love Tim Curry), any movie involving Jason or Freddy or both, most pornography

Television:

Oz, Family Guy, 24, Law & Order, Days of Our Lives, The Simpsons, The Surreal Life, almost all reality shows for that matter (how embarrassing to admit), Wheel of Fortune (not only do I kick ass at it, I had a demented childhood crush on Pat Sajak), Homicide: Life On The Streets, Trading Spaces, Jerry Springer, The Powerpuff Girls, Dexter's Laboratory, The Muppet Show and OF COURSE the 1st season of Family Business (where reality tv and pornography meet- does it get any better than that?)

Books:

Authors/poets: Stephen King, Erica Jong, Clive Barker, Dr. Seuss, e.e. cummings, C.S. Lewis, Gwendolyn Brooks, Nathaniel Hawthorne, Elizabeth Stuart Phelps, Sylvia Plath

Heroes:

(in no particular order) Madonna, B.A. Baracas, Erica Jong, Dr. Seuss, Mr. Rogers, Amelia Earhart, Helen Keller, Jim Hensen, strong women, my mother (RIP)

My Blog

It's all about the marketing

Am I the only one who is slightly disturbed that myspace is becoming a mass merchandising and promotion marketing tool? I know, the internet helps artists of all sorts reach audiences who were previo...
Posted by Jodie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Sweet and virginal

I feel like I'm the only person on earth who doesn't write or read blogs. Am I that far out of the technology loop? It's scary being 30 and thinking you're already out of touch. But I suppose I sho...
Posted by Jodie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST