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The Best of all possible Ouths

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About Me


My name's Jason, most people call me Outh though. I live in a small village crammed full of old folks and junkies and spend my life drinking and sleeping for the most part. I normally manage to injure myself to some degree when I'm drunk so count that as a talent or hobby if you will. Anything else you wanna pry into add me on msn [email protected] it's probbably easier that way.
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My Interests

Sleeping, Music, Reading. In that order.

I'd like to meet:

The Fonz, MC Hammer, Mr T, David Hasslehoff, Beaker from the muppets.

Music:

So far as music goes its mainly rock and metal and the like. Also into classical and one or two oddities like Frank Sinatra and the Beach Boys.
Favourite bands... Machine Head, Killswitch Engage, In Flames, Arch Enemy, Lamb of God, Iron Maiden, Rammstein etc.

Movies:

Donnie Darko, Ronin, One Hour Photo, Romeo & Juliet, Shaun of the Dead, The Last Samuri, Insomnia, Signs, From Hell, What Dreams May Come, Once Upon A Time In Mexico, Kingdom Of Heaven, Dead Poets Society, Snakes On A Plane

Television:

Spaced, Futurama, Ranma 1/2, Red Dwarf, Black Adder, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Lost

Books:

'The War of the Flowers' by Tad Williams, 'Men Like Gods' by HG Wells, 'Brave New World' by Aldous Huxley

My Blog

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I stink, my hair has bile, cider, beer, water, sweat and lord alone knows what else encrusted in it, I spent near £300 in 4 days, I'm tired, every part of me aches, I can't speak properly and seeing a...
Posted by The Best of all possible Ouths on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 10:58:00 PST

Lets get Philosomaphising!

The time, roughly 7:30pm of the 10th day of the month that appears to be May. The significance, tis the eve of the epic (EPIC!) 5 and a half hour synoptic philosophy exam. The problem, revision was ne...
Posted by The Best of all possible Ouths on Thu, 10 May 2007 11:40:00 PST

Schitzo-fa-zizzle

Ladies and Gents, I sit before you tonight to bitch, piss and moan in general about one thing and one thing only... maybe two depending on how much steam I pick up actually, but shut up for a minute, ...
Posted by The Best of all possible Ouths on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 04:49:00 PST

Like a shovel to the face of all the little kids

Well, I'm done. Can't do this anymore. Shows over folks. Thats a wrap. Other various ways of saying I give up. It's been fun but in the end I have to draw a line somewhere, and I draw the line here ...
Posted by The Best of all possible Ouths on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 05:47:00 PST

Top 5 hats

The hour? Roughly 1:15 am in the morning at time of writing. As if you could find a 1:15 am that wasn't in the morning, but I know how much some of you strugle just to dress yourselves so I thought I'...
Posted by The Best of all possible Ouths on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 06:11:00 PST

Top 5 places

Ok guys and girls. I know for a FACT that all of you have sat at home on your asses at one time or another and pondered 'pon the pondering. "My my, I cannot help but ponder this pondering, but blow me...
Posted by The Best of all possible Ouths on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 08:57:00 PST

Oh me, oh my 2 -The sequel-

----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Ou h Date: Jul 28, 2006 8:52 AM Well lads and lasses, for those of you who are as stupid or more so than the man you see before you (for argu...
Posted by The Best of all possible Ouths on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 10:46:00 PST

A Theory You Say?

- This is a public service announcement, bought to you by none other than Jason Outhwaite, the man who also bought you such classics as that fucking ridiculous chain letter a while back (in collabora...
Posted by The Best of all possible Ouths on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 11:40:00 PST

Things I like begining with P

It strikes me that the letter P is a fucking rad ass letter when it comes down to it, more things in the world that kick ass begin with P than any other digit in the Alphabet. So here is a list of sai...
Posted by The Best of all possible Ouths on Mon, 08 May 2006 03:20:00 PST

Ee gads

The Most UNBELIEVEABLY Random Survey EVER!Name.:Jason How are you?:Just grand Are you mentally capable to take this quiz?:Doubtful Can I have it like that?:Of course me dear Did you know what song I w...
Posted by The Best of all possible Ouths on Sat, 11 Mar 2006 05:16:00 PST