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Tufty the Squirrel

Cogito Ergo Confusus - I think, therefore I am confused

About Me


Tufty the Squirrel
says:
fuck you.


Jemma Made This Profile. ['Cus i ♥ Alex.... And i'm a cool kid...]
Profile Made On: 5/2/06
*Sound of me hitting my head on the desk*
I don't know why I did that... Uhh, hello. I'm Alex A.K.A. Tufty. I've got long blonde hair, a short goatee and a phat 'tache. I look like a metalhead, a pirate, a biker or jesus depending on my mood. I got the nickname Tufty the Squirrel because when I was growing my hair, it was at the point when it was long enough to look long, but not long enough to weigh itself down. And seeing as I have 2 cowlicks and 3 crowns, my hair went very tufty and fluffy, my nan saw this and said that I looked like Tufty the Squirrel, who was a road safety squirrel in the 50's. That takes too long to say usually, so if someone asks me why I'm called Tufty, i'll usually say that it is because of my beard. I am usually a calm (or clam) person, but there are a few things that make me angry. Yeah, rest assured, I am not one of those teenagers that constantly complains about how crap my life is, because my life isn't crap and I'm not emo. Anyway, enough about me, How are you today? That's fantastic.
EDIT: I feel the need to expand on the "Religion" section on the left over there. I have put "Atheist" because it is the broad term that most definately covers me. However, alongside my strong atheistic beliefs, I am a Empiricist , and a Materialist . These are both aspects of Secular Humanism , which broadly means that I reject any supernatural or religious explanation as warrants of morality and decision making, or as an explanation of life, the universe and indeed, everything. Instead I believe in the power of humans themselves to choose the nature of their lives and influence the world around them. I believe everyone has the power to be good, or to be bad, and no one has any excuse for the choices they have made other than accepting responsibility and reaping the consequences as dealt by other humans, not karma or divine punishment. For better explanations, I have included links on the key words to wikipedia. Look them up, who knows, maybe you are these things too! In which case, we will get on just grand.
Yep! I'm A Rocker.
[It's better than emo]
Rocker, Mosher


80%

Goth


40%

Skater


20%

Prepy


15%

Emo


10%
My crappy little elf name is Tealeaf Merryweather.
My goddamn rock solid ghetto shiznit name is Ass Machine Real.
My insulting name is Klanlover Poobrain!
My Mormon name is Alexavier Raystan!
My white rapper who thinks he is black name is Street Gangsta' Funk.
My insanely stupid emo name is bleed my sanity right now.
My very British name is Terrance Chamberlain.
My Russian name is Alexei Ivanov.
My death metal band name is Jesus Killers Master of Satan.
You, my good friend, are a Fucktard Scrotum Licking Banjo Whacker.

My Interests

Interests? That implies enthusiasm. I'll give it a go anyway...... Bass guitar and..... SQUIRRELS!!!

I'd like to meet:

My evil twin; The person who invented emo, so I can rip their face off; A REAL wizard; James Randi; Richard Dawkins; Brian Sapient. And THIS monkey:

Music:

I like most things, but mainly metal. For example; Rage Against the Machine; System of a Down; Primus; Insane Clown Posse; KoRn; Finntroll; Sikth.

Dr Steel Building a Utopian Playland

Movies:

The Shawshank Redemption; Snatch; Dogma and

EVIL DEAD 2

Television:

OK, just so you know, anything I put on here you HAVE to watch. Whose Line Is It Anyway? (Challenge, weekdays, 8pm); Mythbusters (Discovery, weekdays, 11am); Family Guy; Futurama.

Heroes:

Bruce Campbell, Les Claypool

My Blog

Atheism

I want to start this blog with a congratulations for whoever you are reading it. I dont expect anyone to read this, mainly because I dont intend on really telling anyone about it.This blog is about so...
Posted by Tufty the Squirrel on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 08:32:00 PST

Well, this is not going to be fun

Todays the day that Alex goes to Boooournemouth. Tralala and all that bollocks.But in all seriousness, its not gonna be all that fun. "Why?" I hear you scream. Silently.Well, its my father's funeral t...
Posted by Tufty the Squirrel on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 07:33:00 PST