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About Me

Arr, matey! 'Tis I, the Cleavage Sheep, conqueror of cleavages, ruler of the rack, diver of decolletage, master of melons, fondler of funbags, knight of the knockers, hero of hooters, terror of ta-tas, and pillager of dirty pillows! I was born one cold January night in a dorm room in the wee hours of the morning; my earliest memories were of being cuddled securely in what most men know as 'heaven'-- in other words, a young woman's cleavage.Being only 3 inches tall, soft and fuzzy, with deep black eyes and strong, sheepy nose, I fit just perfectly between any cup size! I possess the skills of both a pirate and a ninja, and the most powerful weapon of all-- an uber-cute sheep.

My Interests

I will use my l337 ninja skillz to enter without detection! Now I will kill you all and steal your socks! Muhahahaha!!!

I'd like to meet:

I'm interested in making friends. Close friends, who aren't camera-shy.
o(^.^)o

Music:

Klingon Karaoke, and of course the Misson: Impossible theme song.

Movies:

Silence of the Lambs, Legend of Drunken Master, and Pirates of the Caribbean.

Television:

Lambchop, Naruto, One Piece, Pirates of Dark Water, Xaolin Showdown, Greg the Bunny, and Firefly.

Books:

Thief of Time, Treasure Island, Daredevil, and Fuzzy Knights.

Heroes:

Greg the Bunny, Ask a Ninja, Jack Sparrow, Miroku, Master Roshi, Jackie Chan, Tiny Plaid Ninjas, Jean Luc Picard and Chuck Norris (nails for breakfast! Yum!).

My Blog

Animation is cool

*pops from ninja space* RRR me mateys cleavage sheep here. with a shameless video plug. mommy number 1 has made a ninja movie it be 40 seconds of ninja ass whoop garrah. she be putin it on YouTube gar...
Posted by Cleavage Sheep on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 09:09:00 PST

RRR the pictures be here

*poofs from ninja space* RRR after much kil haling of Mommy number 2 i have the tresured pictures of me MACE antics. there be one i havent posted though as the lass may not want her face being seen. w...
Posted by Cleavage Sheep on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 11:21:00 PST

MACE

*poofs in from Ninja space* RRRR...Greetings all. I've been a bbbbadd sheep. I went to MACE this year and i havent bloged about it till now garrr. But i suppose it be ok...
Posted by Cleavage Sheep on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 08:36:00 PST

RRrrr me be a Sheep

(poof from ninja space) Rrrrr. I be cleavage sheep. I be the little guy at the bottom of the picture. Rrrrr. This be my space and no one else's. Ye who be sending X-rated stuff and especiall...
Posted by Cleavage Sheep on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 03:08:00 PST

The Creation of Clevage Sheep

(Original story by Mommy 1; edited for spelling and grammar by Mommy 2) In the beginning there was little white fuzzy me, naked and nameless. Mommy number 2 gave me to Mommy number 1 as a gi...
Posted by Cleavage Sheep on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 01:25:00 PST