My Dad is the coolest person in the world! ......He is just like me!
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* . . About You . . *
Eye Color:: I never have to look at them.
Hair Color:: Kinda black...ish.
Height:: I don't know.
Favorite Color:: Pft...I'd say lime green. Not really...
Screen Name:: Boobmaster? I made that one up!
Favorite Band:: Yeah sure.
Favorite Movie:: I vary.
Favorite Show:: Home Improvement
Your Car:: I wish.
Your Hometown:: Barnsley.
Your Present Town:: The same as above.
Your Crushes First Name:: Don't have one.
Your Grade:: ?
Your Style:: Stoned.
* . . Have You Ever . . *
Sat on your rooftop?: Wouldn't that hurt..? No.
Kissed someone in the rain?: No.
Danced in a public place?: Not Involving a pole..? No
Smiled for no reason?: All the time...You can tell just by looking at me.
Laughed so hard you cried?: Not really.
Peed your pants after age 8?: Ask the bed.
Written a song?: No.
Sang to someone for no reason?: I sing somethimes when I shower.
Performed on a stage?: Only as a kid, don't think I can do it again.
Talked to someone you don't know?: Oh yeah, all the time.
Gone out of your way to befriend someone?: Not really...I have a natural air of friendliness you see.
Made out in a theatre?: No.
Gone roller skating since 8th grade?: NO!!!!
Been in love?: Nah.
* . . Who was the last person to . . *
Say HI to you?: I don't say 'Hi'...I'm more like "Hey, you."
Tell you, I love you?: In my dreams.
Kiss you?: Ew....My Dog.
Hug you?: My Dog.
Tell you BYE?: Not 'Tell'...More of suggesting it was some guy I don't know.
Write you a note?: My Mother.
Take your photo?: If they did, I didn't know about it.
Call your cell phone?: Dad.
Buy you something?: Only my Dad. Candy, of couse.
Go with you to the movies?: Er...Dad. About ten years ago.
Sing to you?: My mother...Imitating Queen.
Write a poem about you?: Yeah, it was called 'He kicks ass'....Not really.
Text message you?: ?
Touch you?: I get touched alot.
* . . What's the last . . *
Time you laughed?: At your last questions.
Time you cried?: ?
Movie you watched?: Class of Nukem' High part two.
Joke you told?: Something about anti-semitism....Really un-funny.
Song you've sang?: It was a song called 'Shut up you fu*kin' alarm clock'.
Time you've looked at the clock?: Well, now you just made me do it.
Drink you've had?: Could have been water...with 98% alcholic contents.
Number you've dialed?: I crank called, I don't know who they were.
Book you've read?: If I could read....Maybe the TV guide.
Food you've eaten?: Can't remember.
Flavor of gum chewed?: Gum flavoured.
Shoes you've worn?: Blue/Black ones.
Store you've been in?: HMV
Thing you've said?: Er..."Do we really need heating in November?"
* . . Can You . . *
Write with both hands?: No.
Whistle?: Yes.
Blow a bubble?: Yeah.
Roll your tounge in a circle?: What the Hell!? NOOO!
Cross your eyes?: Nope.
Touch your tounge to your nose?: Why would I--? No.
Dance?: NOOOO...
Gleek?: nope.
Stay up a whole night without sleep?: Its like...WAY past midnight now. I don't think I could.
Speak a different language?: Its called 'The language of Man'. No.
Impersonate someone?: I did an impersonation of a dog...Of couse It was the hypnosis' fault, I'm still not over it yet. So thats a 'No'.
Prank call people?: Oh Hell Yah! Earlier today!
Make a card pyramid?: What the Hell!? No-one does that anymore.
Cook anything?: I'm a guy...The woman is in the cooking department. I just do the work of eating.
* . . Finish The Line . . *
If i were a ...: Sexy woman...Life would be richer.
I wish ...: To go home to Kansas.
So many people don't know that ...: Jesus was a Jew...SERIOUSLY!!
I am ...: A crock of Sh*t.
My heart is ...: Somewhere in my chest...Unless it slipped down again.
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