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Anaconda

Give them pleasure - the same pleasure they have when they wake up from a nightmare.-- Alfred Hitchc

About Me

My name is Joe. Im about 5'7, brown hair, goatee, hazel eyes. I attend Seminole County College to get a degree in the field of communications, I work at U.P.S as an unloader the pay good but sucks the big one, I drive a pontiac grand prix, I love to go to clubs, I love to party, I love to attend concerts, any kind of concert will do, I love to do anything exciting!You Are 93% New Jersey!

Wow, you're totally Jersey. There's no doubt about it. Congratulations, and always be proud to be Jersey--it's a great thing to be!

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My Interests

I like to play the drums, I love to play and create Rock and Roll which in my opinion is the only true music to this day with no disrespect to anyone out there that differ with me, I love meeting new people, I love going new place no matter how far away they are, the Philadelphia Flyers, New York Yankees, and Green Bay Packers kick ass no matter what kind of season that they have, When I'm in my home town in New Jersey I love to go around the state of New Jersey looking for the weird place such as abandoned buildings, weird people, and putting myths to the test that i heard about in the great book "Weird New Jersey", When I'm up visiting Pennslyvania I cant help but to go visit South Street, and my friend Mike's, you all get the picture, Im also addicted to the shore. dont matter when, where or how far im their. heres a good quote i found that all people should read carefully and understand "Beach kids always feel no pain, and when they do, a case of Corona can always cure that. They move with the tide, and always have 'no worries'. Beach kids at the Jersey Shore have always known that life is just one big party at their hands." -Asbury Park Press

I'd like to meet:

anyone and everyone, especially you movies layout @ HOT FreeLayouts.com love / music / movies / frazy

Music:

.38 Special, A Perfect Circle, A*Teens, AC/DC, Aerosmith, Alice Cooper, Andrew W.K, Atomic Blonde, Avril Lavigne, Barenaked Ladies, Beu Sisters, Beach Boys, Beastie Boys, Billy Joel, Blue Man Group, Bon Jovi,Boston, Bowling For Soup, Brooks and Dunn, Charlie Robinson, Chicago, Coldplay, Counting Crows, Cross Canadian Ragweed, Cyndi Thomson, Damn Yankees, Deep Blue Something, Delerium, Diamond Rio, Dixie Chicks, Dope, Eagles, Eddie Money, Epperley, Evanescence, Extreme, Eyton Mirsky, Faith Hill, Fastball, Firehouse, Flogging Molly, Garth Brooks, Goo Goo Dolls, Great White, Green Day, Guns & Roses, Hall and Oates, Hooters, Incubus, James Gang, James Taylor, Jewel, Jimmy Buffett, Joan Jett, Johnny Cash, John Melloncamp, Kabah, Kansas, Kasey Chambers, Kenny Chesney, Kenny Roger, Kiss, Krystal, Lazlo Bane, Led Zepplin, Lita Ford, Liz Phair, Lonestar, Los Lonely Boys, Louis Armstrong, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Madness, Matchbox 20, Metallica, Midnight Oil, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Mindy Smith, Miranda Lambert, Moterhead, Mountain, Nirvana, No Doubt, Oasis, Offspring, Otis Redding, Ozzy, Pat Benator, Pearl Jam, Phil Collins, Play, Poison, Proclaimers, Queen, Quiet Riot, Ratt, Rob Zombie, Rolling Stones, S Club, Scorpians, Seal, Shadow Drop, Shakira, Simple Plan, Smile Empty Soul, Smog, Soul Asylum, Stereo Total, Suger Ray, The Blue Hawaiians, The Corrs, The Foundations, The Lemonheads, The Temptations, Talking Heads, Three doors down, Tilia Paul, Tim McGraw, Tom Petty, Toby Keith, Travis Tritt, Twisted Sister, Wallflowers, War, Warrant, Weird Al Yankovic, White Lion, White Snake, White Stripes, Willie Nelson, Winger

Movies:

Batman, Batman Returns, Batman Forever, Batman & Robin, Batman Begins, SuperMan, SuperMan 2, SuperMan 3, SuperMan 4, SuperMan Returns, Spider Man, Spider Man 2, X-men, X-men 2, X-men 3, The Hulk, DareDevil, The Fantastic 4, Back To The Future, Back To The Future part 2, Back To The Future part 3, Rocky, Rocky 2, Rocky 3, Rocky 4, Rocky 5, Jaws, Jaws 2, Jaws 3, Jaws 4, Jaws 5, Terminator, Terminator 2, Terminator 3, Under Siege, Under Siege 2, Silence of the Lambs, Hannible, Red Dragon, The Puppet Masters, The Puppet Masters 2, The Puppet Masters 3, The Puppet Masters 4, The Puppet Masters 5, Curse of the Puppet Masters, Retro Puppet Masters, Godfather, Godfather part 2, Godfather part 3, Dog Day Afternoon, Two for the money, Scent Of A women, Heat, Devil's Advocate, Carlito's Way, Any Given Sunday, Insomnia, Bicentenial Man, What Dreams May Come, Patch Adams, Hook, Jumanji, Good Morning Vietnam, Mrs. Doubtfire, The Birdcage, Awakenings, Two Ninas, The Tao of Steve, Dangerous Minds, Breakfast Club, Garden State, Shallow Hal, Scarface, Taxi Driver, Going Overboard, Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore, Wedding Singer, The Waterboy, Big Daddy, Punch Drunk Love, Anger Manegemant, The Longest Yard, Click, White Orleander, White Noise, Shawshank Redemption, Blue Crush, Fast and the Furious, 2 Fast 2 Furious, U.S Marshals, Frequency, 61*, Rob Roy, Swordfish, 3000 Miles to Graceland, Rudy, Girl Interrupted, Gia, Pulp Fiction, 187, The Ref, City of Angels, Carpool, Blue Car, Bend it like Beckham, Boogeyman, Hangsman Curse, Cursed, Swimming, Swimming Pool, Ginger and Cinnamon, Philadelphia, Animal House, Resident Evil, Resident Evil 2, Airborne, King Kong, Mighty Joe Young, The Mask, Me, Myself, & Irene, Full Metal Jacket, Waiting, Pearl Harbor, BeetleJuice, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Wild Things, Tommy Boy, Jersey Girl, Ghostbusters, Ghostbusters 2, Eddie and the Cruisers, Eddie and the Cruisers 2: Eddie Lives, Dummy, Nothing To Lose, Casino, GoodFellas, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl, Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest

Television:

Road Rules, the playoffs in any sport, Haunted History, Family Guy, Bewitched, I Love Lucy, Whose Line is it anyway, Roseanne, Comedy Central Presents, Alias, Criss Angel MindFreak


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Books:

Weird New Jersey, Weird Florida, Tell No One, Beach House, Count Down, Looking For Alaska, Rose Red, Salom's Lot, IT, Tremors, Carrie, Langoliers, Tales from a Buick, Storm of the Century, Insomnia, any books about the Jersey Devil or any other myths like him, Scary Stories 1-3, Everythings Eventual, The Shining, The Tommyknockers, Dreamcatcher, any other book by Stephen King

Heroes:

My Parents and family, my Friends, Stephen King, Al Pacino, Robin Williams


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My Blog

eddie and the cruisers

fictional 1960s rock 'n roll band called Eddie and the Cruisers. The band makes a name for itself while playing regularly at a Somers Point, New Jersey club called TonyMart's. It is there that they me...
Posted by Anaconda on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 11:48:00 PST

Tender Years

When the moon hung soft and low, Catchin' stardust in the light You held me closer and closer There was magic in the night A sweet love song, a melody that I still can recall Two young hearts filled w...
Posted by Anaconda on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 05:17:00 PST

Break Your Heart

Break Your HeartBarenaked Ladies The bravest thing I've ever doneWas to run away and hideBut not this time, not this timeAnd the weakest thing I've ever doneWas to stay right by your sideJust like th...
Posted by Anaconda on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 12:18:00 PST

Boardwalk Angel

Little girl, tonight, baby don't be blueLook at those party lights out on the avenueYou're out there on your ownSpending all your time aloneSo come on little girlTonight I want to be with youThis worl...
Posted by Anaconda on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 12:45:00 PST

how to maintain a healthy level of insanity

How to maintain a heathly level of insanity...1. On your lunch break, sit in your car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they don't slow down.2. Page yourself over the i...
Posted by Anaconda on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 09:26:00 PST

Thunder Road

The screen door slamsMary's dress wavesLike a vision she dances across the porchAs the radio playsRoy Orbison singing for the lonelyHey that's me and I want you onlyDon't turn me home againI just can'...
Posted by Anaconda on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 09:01:00 PST

Take It Outside

Oh, I - I watch it all go downClosed eyes - pretend noone's aroundSo I - I chose to play the clownOr blow by and never make a sound[CHORUS:]Any other guy would wanna take it outsideBut I'd never even ...
Posted by Anaconda on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 11:39:00 PST

90's kid

It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it.You're a 90's kid if:You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and t...
Posted by Anaconda on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 08:32:00 PST

7 kinds of sex

The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is ...
Posted by Anaconda on Wed, 03 May 2006 05:33:00 PST

Twas the night before christmas

Twas the night before christmas and all through the house, everyone felt shitty, even the mouse.  Mom at the whorehouse, Dad smoking grass. I just settled down for a nice piece of ass.  When...
Posted by Anaconda on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 08:48:00 PST