I'm a pitiful sight, and I ain't all that bright
I'm definitely not chiseled from stone
I'm a cheat and a liar, no woman's desire
I'll probably die cold and alone...
...but just give me a chance,
'cause deep down inside
I swear I've got a big heart of gold
I'm a monogamous man, no more one night stands
So Come on honey, let me take you home...
So Kiss Me Im Shitfaced...
Dum De Dum Well In Return to all the Friggin Complaints tht My Page Takes Aaaages to Load (Have You Ppl Not Bin On Russ's? :P) I Have Deleted the Quizzical Thingy...
Soooo Nehoooo Im Jaska an Im Basically a Socially Irresponsible Pisshead, I Spend most Nites in Scruffies Getting Drunk With my M8s While I Shud be Job Searchin, Bah! So If U've Spoke to me Before an I Dont Remember Tlkin to You Pls Dont Take Offence as I was Probably to Wankered to Remember lol So Yes that nout Sums Me Up.. Drunken, Very Freindly and for sum Unknown Reason Surprisingly Popular.... Weirder Things Have Happened Lol!
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How to make a Swanton Junkie
Ingredients:
3 parts anger
3 parts ambition
3 parts beauty
Method:
Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Add curiosity to taste! Do not overindulge!
Username:
Personality cocktail
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You scored as Existentialism. Your life is guided by the concept of Existentialism: You choose the meaning and purpose of your life.
?Man is condemned to be free; because once thrown into the world, he is responsible for everything he does.?
?It is up to you to give [life] a meaning.?
--Jean-Paul Sartre
?It is man's natural sickness to believe that he possesses the Truth.?
--Blaise Pascal
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Existentialism
85%
Hedonism
75%
Justice (Fairness)
65%
Utilitarianism
55%
Kantianism
35%
Nihilism
30%
Apathy
20%
Strong Egoism
5%
Divine Command
0%
What philosophy do you follow? (v1.03)
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.. You scored as Captain Jack Sparrow. Roguish,quick-witted, and incredibly lucky, Jack Sparrow is a pirate who sometimes ends up being a hero, against his better judgement. Captain Jack looks out for #1, but he can be counted on (usually) to do the right thing. He has an incredibly persuasive tongue, a mind that borders on genius or insanity, and an incredible talent for getting into trouble and getting out of it. Maybe its brains, maybe its genius, or maybe its just plain luck. Or maybe a mixture of all three.
Captain Jack Sparrow
88%
Indiana Jones
71%
Batman, the Dark Knight
67%
Neo, the "One"
67%
Maximus
63%
Lara Croft
63%
William Wallace
63%
The Amazing Spider-Man
54%
The Terminator
50%
El Zorro
46%
James Bond, Agent 007
42%
Which Action Hero Would You Be? v. 2.0
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You scored as Survivor!. CUT! Congrats! You made it alive!!! Your quick-minded ways got you past all the dangers. You stuck with other people and managed to be the one who survived of all. You controlled all your emotions and power. You could figure out mysteries and riddles. Ready for Part Two?
Survivor!
81%
Almost Made It..
81%
Unhappy Ending..
75%
Bye Bye Midway..
69%
First One Gone..
31%
When Would You Die If You Were In A Horror Movie?
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What Futurama Charactar are you?
Bender
The beer powered robot.
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Are You Violent J. or Shaggy 2 Dope?
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You scored as Violent J.
Violent J. Mutha Fakko!!!
Violent J.
95%
Shaggy 2 Dope
85%
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful) Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous) Very High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Moderate
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Very High
Level 7 (Violent) High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) Moderate
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You scored as WereWolf. WereWolf: Craving rare Meat, feeling caged, aggitated by being around people. Unable to control one's anger or temper. The person will give off symptoms of the shift. They will seem more hostile, blood thirsty, aggitated. They may even growl, bare their teeth or other animal like tendencies. In rare cases, some will physically change. Facial hair will grow thicker or darker, nails will become longer, canine's will seem longer. Embrace your wild side, for you are The Misunderstood WereWolf.
WereWolf
67%
Demon
58%
Dragon
50%
Angel
50%
Mermaid
42%
Faerie
33%
What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)
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