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Ron Jerabek

Oh muse! Sing in me, and through me tell the story. Of that man skilled in all the ways of contendin

About Me

I pipe, therefore I am.

My Interests

Bagpipes, Babes, Bagpipes, Friends, Bagpipes, Celtic History, Bagpipes, Comedy, Bagpipes, Flying, Bagpipes, Scuba Diving, Bagpipes, Alaska, Bagpipes, Reading, Bagpipes, Snowboarding, Bagpipes, Traveling, Bagpipes

I'd like to meet:

A women who enjoys long walks on the beach, reading a good book in front of a roaring fire on a cold winters night, 38-24-34, 5'9", 132 pounds, high cheek bones, ice blue, almond shaped eye's, full, pouty lips, wavy, shoulder length, chestnut colored hair with highlights, Scadanavian/Croatian decent, has a birth mark shaped like Italy high on her right butt cheek, (not actual size) speaks three languages, works as a waitress and has a Master's degree from Cambridge in Applied Thermo Dynamics and a BA in either Economics or Flower Arranging. I'm not picky. (sense of humor a plus)

Music:

Bagpipes, A'capella, Heavy Metal, Alternative, Celtic Rock, 80's, Classical, Polka

Movies:

Breaker Morant, Almost Hereos, The Mother Load, The Davinci Code, Fly Boys, Casino Royal, Blood Diamonds, Borat

Television:

Simpsons, Curb Your Enthusiasm House, King of Queens, SNL, John and Caprils Kitchen, Six Feet Under, American Idol (that's right, I admit it)

Books:

The Power of Now.

Heroes:

Fidel Castro, Hugh Laurie, Cartman, the guy on the street corner shouting at air, your dad

My Blog

To be continued...

I started this blog a couple of months ago but didn't finish it for whatever reason so I quess I'll take another stab at it as I sit here, sipping my mocha and waiting for Starbucks to close.  It...
Posted by Ron Jerabek on Mon, 14 May 2007 10:52:00 PST

Dr. Stupid Head

I fired my Doctor today. He said I was immature. Can you believe that? He's such a stupid head. I mean you just don't expect to hear that from your pediatrician....
Posted by Ron Jerabek on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 08:23:00 PST

Impress the Ladies in 27 easy steps.

1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "Could be better." This will keep her on her toes, and girls love that. 2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness.(Or--if she ...
Posted by Ron Jerabek on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 08:32:00 PST

Flex Sig. A look at the anus as a whole.

I'm middle aged now which means the medical establishment has taken a keen interest in a region of my body that has gone largly unnoticed my whole life.  This is as it should be.  ...
Posted by Ron Jerabek on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 10:18:00 PST

Taco Bell

I don't know why Taco Bell even bothers with napkins.  When you go through the drive-thru, they should just hand you a roll of toilet paper. "Here ya go.  You're gonna need this.  Thank...
Posted by Ron Jerabek on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 02:32:00 PST

Religious dogma, or dog manure? You deside.

I saw a bumper sticker today that said:  'God is the only source of Power', AND THE GUY WAS PUTTING GAS IN HIS CAR! I just thought you should know.
Posted by Ron Jerabek on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 12:34:00 PST

I've got the Microwave Blues

I got a new microwave oven for christmas.    I had to retire my old microwave about a year ago because I begun to suspect it might be leaking radiation since it could cook a c...
Posted by Ron Jerabek on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 06:24:00 PST

There's only two things in life I hate...

There's only two things in life I truly hate.   Racism and black people. HA HA!  I'M ONLY KIDDING!!  If you're black and you're reading this, PLEASE DON'T POP A CAP IN MY ASS!...
Posted by Ron Jerabek on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 03:56:00 PST