Member Since: 8/26/2006
Band Website: myspace.com/darthHEPKAT
Band Members: {for JYNXT, see jynxt.com}
All songs currently on this page written and performed by JYNXT, ye most respecktd friends of HAPZT, as well as progenitors of the JUNCK [Jungle Rock] genre.
Peace.
& now, it is the time to
WAIL HARD:
"HAPZT! .. HAPZT! .. HAPZT!"
until the sun cries mo{u}rning:
Lord HEP{K}AT
..aka/
shotaro_{K}_MC
/aka..
F. Mi{K}hail_DMA_
..aka/
scoob{E}snaxx
{he once looked like Shaggy, so sez JEZ {X} JYNXT}
Also among our HAPZT Legion of Joy lurks the mysterious :Lady LOAF{Y}AT:
She destroys anyone who comes near her bearing a plate of baked beans. Even (especially), with a single one. One bean is the bane of the Loafly Lady. 'membadat.
Safe.
Most importantly: Lord HEP{K}AT is advised [read: "controlled"] at all times by his Guide & Master, the insidious, tyrannical, neurotic, palpitating beast known only as
Darth :GREEBO:
He's the Darkest Lord of all middle-aged, balding, blue-haired Sith Lords. even Darker than STOUFFER, Harry Hill's cat. (Stouffer is more blue though. What a hip, hep, sorry feck-up. I feel sympathy and compassion for them both. Relationships, eh!)
The most hapzt of jynxes to you all, my bredwin ..
FLiXA HAPZT
x__o
Influences: Elvis Presley, Alabama 3, A3 Soundsystem, Larry Love Showband, Robert Love, 16 Horsepower, 50 Foot Wave, Tori Amos, Jackie Leven, Tom Waits, Ahymsa, Sirens of Titan, JYNXT, Captain Paranoid & The Delusions, Sisters of Mercy, Lacuna Coil, Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds, Leonard Cohen, Ani DiFranco, Aphex Twin, Asian Dub Foundation, Augustus Pablo, Prince Fari, Autechre, Beth Orton, The Birthday Party, Bjork, Bob Dylan, Will Oldham, Neil Young, Johnny Cash, The Byrds, Captain Beefheart & The Magic Band, Cowboy Junkies, Creedence, Townes Van Zandt, Steve Earle, The Blackeyed Susans, Einsturzende Neubaten, Nick Drake, Jeff Buckley, Tim Buckley, Lou Reed, The Velvet Underground (& Nico!), Lisa Li-lund, Hamell on Trial, Radiohead, R.E.M., Placebo, Tool, Kyuss, Queens of the Stone Age, Eels, Scott Walker, Low, CAN, Boards Of Canada, Belle and Sebastian, Suicide, Elliott Smith, Elvis Costello, Fairport Convention, Crystal Method, Shpongle, Lamb, Jeff Lewis, Portishead, Tricky, Sixtoo, PJ Harvey, Matthew Herbert, Flash to Bang Time, Four Tet, Funkadelic, Kraftwerk, Gang of Four, Joni Mitchell, Manu Chao, Kate Bush, White Stripes, The Libertines, The Moldy Peaches, The Flaming Lips, Rolling Stones, Beck, Sigur Ros, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, Herman Dune, Heronimus Finn, Jah Wobble, Janis Joplin, Grace Slick, Joan Baez, John Prine, John Cale, John Lee Hooker, Joy Division, Kristin Hersh, Throwing Muses, Counting Crows, Loudon Wainwright III, Rufus Wainwright, Martha Wainwright, the McGarrigles, Manic Street Preachers, Mansun, Marc Carroll, Massive Attack, Meat Puppets, Mercury Rev, Morrissey, the Smiths, Mull Historical Society, Neko Case, NEU!, Neutral Milk Hotel, Pentangle, Pulp, The Dirty 3, Anita Lane, the Pogues, Nirvana, Orbital, Outkast, Patti Smith, Pavement, Television, The Triffids, Pop Will Eat Itself, Robert Johnson, Robyn Hitchcock & the Egyptians, The Soft Boys, The Doors, Pink Floyd, The Byrds, Broken Family Band, Roots Manuva, Sandy Denny, RJD2, Saul Williams, Sex Pistols, PIL, John Lydon, Jah Wobble, Marc Almond, David Bowie, Iggy Pop, Regina Spektor, Nina Persson, Sonic Youth, Gang of Four, Sparklehorse, Sparks, Squarepusher, Suzanne Vega, Serafin, The Cure, Swans, Gary Numan, NIN, Marilyn Manson, Siouxsie & the Banshees, Talking Heads, Tindersticks, Tool, UNKLE, Ute Lemper, Velvet Acid Christ, Townes Van Zandt, Warren Zevon, Vic Chesnutt, Ween, Neil Young, Crazy Horse, The Band, Yeah Yeah Yeahs...& the rest of music, & everything else. It's ALL GOOD.
Sounds Like: junck rock
Record Label: Halo {JYNXT}
Type of Label: Indie