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Ronquest TM

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I knew two twins who were called Robert Soles and Richard Soles. Once I was invited around to a barbeque in their garden. Upon my arrival I was cordially invited to eat some of the scran on the barbeque by the R.Soles mother:

"Please, have some food Nick."

However, both the R.Soles were placed in front of the barbeque, blocking my general advancement.

I voiced my displeasure thus:

"I would like to Mother of R.Soles, but there are a pair of R.Soles blocking my way, if I went in now I might fall over an R.Sole or even fall over and end up with my head in the back of a giant R.Sole. This might cause a sore R.Sole, and I know your R.Soles would not be best pleased at this turn of events."

I was soon asked to leave from the R.Soles barbeque.

My Interests

Music, Eating Crisps, Playing my Guitar, Picking My Nose, Burping, Farting, Being Convivial,Playing Championship Manager, Badgers,Drinking Rose, Quaffing Beer, Going Out, Films, Cats, I write for Leeds Music Scene Leeds Music Scene - bands, news, reviews and more!

I'd like to meet:

Peahead. Chris Simpson, because he's GOD.

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Music:

Mineral, Explosions in the Sky, Mogwai, Saxon Shore, The Appleseed Cast, Sunny Day Real Estate, American Football, Yndi Halda, The Promise Ring, Pop Unknown, The Cure, Vessels, Neverest Songs, Itch, The Manic Street Preachers, Biffy Clyro, The Smashing Pumpkins, Stone Roses, Weezer, Jimmy Eat World, Dillinger Escape Plan, Converge, Hopesfall, ,Glassjaw, Placebo, Sigur Ros, Thrice, Solea, The Get Up Kids, Orbital, Joy Division American Music Club, Thursday, Raised Fist, Planes Mistaken For Stars, Pearl Jam, Idlewild, Propaghandi, Therapy?, Dimmu Borgir, Dragonland, Immortal, Opeth, Pavement, NoFx, Finch, The Lemonheads, Slayer, Joe Satriani, My Bloody Valentine, Coheed and Cambria, DJ Shadow, At The Drive In, Sparta, Helmet,Tool, The Smiths, Iron Maiden, Saosin, Hell is for Heroes, Poison The Well, Symposium, Deftones, Refused, Cursive, The Movie Life, Boston, Wham!, Cradle of Filth.

Movies:

Twin Peaks, Mulholland Drive, Lost Highway, Blue Velvet, The Elephant Man, Erasorhead, Clerks, Mallrats, The Evil Dead Trilogy, Battleship Potempkin, Requiem For A Dream, Pi, The Acid House, The Birds, North By Northwest, Fargo, Airplane!, Roswell, True Romance, The Pink Panther,

Television:

Opium for the masses. I aint no goddam opium fiend.

Books:

The Magic Badger Dance, The House Of Leaves, A Big Boy Did It and Ran Away, Nothing Feels Good: A History of punk Rock, Teenagers and Emo.

Heroes:


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My Blog

Proofreading- advice for bands.

Bands should never under-estimate the importance of proofreading their press releases. I never used to proofread stuff. I read an article on it once, but i didn't pay any attention to it because I tho...
Posted by Ronquest TM on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 09:49:00 PST

There is a Light that Never Goes Out...

... sang Morrissey some years ago. What he failed to mention though, was that there was probably a massive fucking moth  ominiously circling around it like a gay vulture.  Thats right, the ...
Posted by Ronquest TM on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 02:43:00 PST