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hvp1010

I Love Grilled Cheese and Grilled Cheese Loves Me!!!!!!!!!!!!!

About Me

I am a huge ass fan of Dane Cook. I try to see him at least once everytime he comes back home to the Comedy Connection for a show. He is the funniest, baddest, muthafunker on the planet. My two biggest loves in life are music and comedy. Music and laughter have gotten me through some tough times. My family and friends mean everything to me.
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My Interests

Going to clubs to see bands perform, Comedy shows, traveling. I try to go on two trips a year. Last year I went to New Orleans and Nantucket. This year I have been to Aruba and trying to decide where to go for my next trip.

I'd like to meet:

people who: like to hang out at the BK Lounge(I have plenty of coups for everyone), love pickley pickles, hate bees, love pranks, shit on coats at parties, own a sword wielding monkey, love car accidents, are friends to the psycho at work, want to be part of a heist, want acidy spit, just want to dance, wear chimes on their balls, are into just your average ordinary day stuff really. I would love to meet Dane Cook of course. I would like to meet other Dane fans who like to have a good time. I would like to meet people who aren't afraid to make asses out of themselves. Dorks shall inherit the earth. Sufi to you all!!!!!!!!!!

Music:

Well right now I am really into Damian Marley's CD Welcome to JamRock and I love myspace music find Ernie Halter. Love the Soul Band's CD Certified. Currently playing DJ Diddles mega hits triple X triple black album. Will always hold a place in my heart for all the hair bands of the 90's especially Tesla, Extreme, Skid Row, and Bon Jovi. Currently listening to Los Lonely Boys, Amos Lee, John Legend, Stevie Ray, Jeff Buckley, Donovan Frankenreiter, Screamin Cheetah Wheelies, Ben Harper, Guns n Roses, Susan Tedeschi, The Subdudes, Entrain, and Toots and the Maytals.Bands that I have seen in concert. Bon Jovi, Keel, Skid Row, Cinderella, Motley Crue, Aerosmith, Allman Brothers, Alice in Chains, Extreme, Pantera, Tesla, White Lion, Kiss, Ben Harper and the Innocent Criminals, Jack Johnson, The Marley brothers, Toots and the Maytals, Soundgarden Screamin’ Cheetah Wheelies, Blink 182, Godsmack, Creed, Matchbox Twenty, Earth, Wind, and Fire, Barry White, Guns n Roses, Warrant, Poison, Lenny Kravitz, Black Crowes, Foo Fighters, NKOTB, BB King, Kenny Wayne Sheppard, Buddy Guy, Jonny Lang, Lynnard Skynnard, Doobie Brothers, Savage Garden, Jamiroquai, Susan Tedeschi, Bonnie Raitt, Stevie B, Father MC, Rob Base and DJ EZ rock, K7, Joe Satriani, Van Halen with Sammy, David Lee Roth, ZZ top, AC/DC, Prince, Com mon, The Subdudes, Tinytown, Entrain, Jeff Healy, Quiet Riot, Harry Connick Jr., G Love and Special Sauce, Taj Mahal, New Edition, Spacehog, Mike Farris, Charlie Farren, Delbert McClinton, Lyle Lovett, Slaughter, Danger Danger, Robert Randolph, Keb Mo, Bob Seger, The Neville Brothers, Tommy Malone, Trixter, Firehouse. I know I have a problem. I would go see anyone perform back in the day.

Currently Listening To "Something's Come Over Me"
performed by Ernie Halter
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Movies:

Growing up I loved watching Creature Double Feature. I loved the movies that had Godzilla and baby Godzilla. The Hobbit. Haunted Honeymoon and Young Frankenstein, Abbott and Costello especially Abott and Costello meet Frankenstein, Cannonball Run, Smokey and the Bandit, Sixteen Candles, Goonies, Don't be Afraid of the Dark, Austin Powers, Silence of the Lambs. Too many to mention.

Television:

My favorite has to be Seinfeld. I still watch the reruns and laugh my ass off. I am a reality television whore and can't get enough of the shit. Currently I watch My Name is Earl, The Office, LOST, Medium, South Park, and Night Stalker. I used to love to watch Benny Hill with my Dad and brother. Love Tourgasm of course. Who doesn't love it? I am into Supergroup on VH-1. Savage Animal just rolls off the tongue.

Books:

One of my favorite book is Intensity by Dean Koontz. I have read a lot of James Patterson's books. I enjoy suspense/thriller books. I am a bonafide dork and have read all the Harry Potter books. Nerd Alert!

Heroes:

Firefighters, Policemen, and all the soldiers that are fighting for our freedom.

My Blog

Go see DeSol in Concert. We need more cowbell!

This past Friday I went on a Boston Rocks Blues Cruise featuring DeSol. I got into DeSol after seeing them open last year for Los Lonely Boys at the Hampton Beach Casino Ballroom. Their live performan...
Posted by hvp1010 on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 11:20:00 PST

Aru BA BA!!!

I just got back from my yearly trip to Aruba. Damn I love Aruba so much and its people. Memorable moments:  Cha Cha Slide on a booze cruise and my best friend spanking my ass. Nice. Real Nice. Ho...
Posted by hvp1010 on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 10:22:00 PST

Idol Blahs

I havent posted anything in awhile. I almost found a life, but now I am bored out of my tits and thought that I would get a few things off my breasticles about this years American Idol contestants. H...
Posted by hvp1010 on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 11:19:00 PST

Boobies

Just an observation from this morning: I had a wife beater tank top on getting ready this morning and my 2 1/2 year old nephew points to me and his mother and says Auntie's boobies. Boy you guys ...
Posted by hvp1010 on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 08:10:00 PST

Lost Black Smoke really not that scarey

So last night there was finally a new episode of LOST after and hour long recap show. Why do we need these recap shows? Desperate Housewives did the same thing. Just make some new shows damnit! The ne...
Posted by hvp1010 on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 08:40:00 PST

Shit eating grin

One of my guy friends always says that I have a shit eating grin. What in god's name does that mean? I can assure you that I would not have a grin on my face if I just ate shit. Has anyone ever e...
Posted by hvp1010 on Tue, 20 Dec 2005 10:46:00 PST

Bon Jon

I have been in love with Jon Bon Jovi since I was in Jr. high. My first concert was Bon Jovi on their Slippery When Wet tour. My love for him will never die. I had posters of him covering my walls whe...
Posted by hvp1010 on Mon, 19 Dec 2005 07:33:00 PST

Dane Cook on Saturday Night Live December 3

I am so excited. My favorite comedian is going to be hosting SNL. If you don't know of him you definitely will by the time this show airs. He is the funniest human on planet earth. I seriously have be...
Posted by hvp1010 on Mon, 21 Nov 2005 10:34:00 PST

God Bless the USA

"Today we honor all of the Soldiers, Sailors, Airmen, Marines and Coastguardsmen who have served our country for the noble cause of preserving the freedoms that every American enjoys.Right now, there ...
Posted by hvp1010 on Fri, 11 Nov 2005 07:59:00 PST

Away in a manger no crib for a bed....

Break it Down : So we are finding more and more information out about the LOST survivors before the crash. Last night we discover that spoiled rich girl's father died in the car crash that injured Jac...
Posted by hvp1010 on Thu, 10 Nov 2005 09:26:00 PST