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Joe the Politik

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About Me

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To start out, you should know that everything in my life is part of my quest for creativity. My job, my kids, my wife, my school, my hobbies, my past, my future, and my moments in between all affect and are affected by the creativity in my life. My children are my greatest creation, and no other creation in my life will hold the same meaning. My wife inspires me, tempers me, and humbles me, all to make me a better man, even if she doesn't know it sometimes. I'm an art boi, a techie geek, a slacker, and the best friend anyone can have (if I do say so myself). I'm complicated, simplified, kid-tested, and mother approved. Anything else... please talk to one of my many personalities.
I am a writer for Associated Content, freelancing writer for anywhere I can submit. I create multimedia (visual art, animations, audio support and presentations) for sale on Lulu.com and by commissioned work. I am also a web designer, specializing in CMS design and Web 2.0 standardization.
More is found on JoeRyder.com and AllegedGenius.com !!!

My Interests

My wife, my kids, art (drawing, painting, graphic design, music, video/film, photography, theater, writing stories, writing poetry, digital design), computers, business, education, child education, problem-solving, music engineering, web design, multimedia design, woodworking, driving, camping, fishing, hiking, bowling, football, watching movies... you know, the basics.

I sell art on Lulu.com! Here are some of my latest:

I'd like to meet:

I'm not into dating or relationships past friends; Joe is happily married and that will never change. I would like to find people looking to network. Specifically, anyone in the music industry, creative services (art production, multimedia, music engineering, animation, etc), web development or small business development. I like friends too; anyone looking for friends can let me know, as long as you're not a spammer. I tend to hunt spam accounts down and get them eliminated.

I drink Powerthirst, and now I have more babies!!!

Music:

All kinds of bands, so I'm not listing them all. I like rock, metal, alternative, punk, ska, indie, garage, industrial, alt-metal, classic rock, experimental, jazz, acid jazz, acid rock, fusion, blues, neo-classical (a variation of metal), flamenco, jungle drums, electronic/dance (trance, jungle, block beat, drum n' bass, techno, techno-fusion), some pop, oldies, some rap, hip-hop, and the country that my wife makes me listen to. In one word: Eclectic.

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Movies:

I like movies that push boundaries. I have many favorites; too many to list, and I'd hate to leave any out. My favorite directors range from the bigs to the smalls: Quentin Tarantino, Guy Ritchie, Steven Speilburg, Martin Scorsese, Stanley Kubrick, George Lucas, Peter Jackson, Ron Howard, Rob Reiner, Michael Crichton, M. Night Shyamalan, Wes Craven, Tim Burton, and several other obscure ones I'd have to look up. If it's a drama, I prefer historical movies. If it's a comedy, a political or romantic comedy please. If it's suspense or action, the bloodier the better, it's complicated (bloodier the better, good storyline and good acting or I get testy). Give me a movie and if I've seen it I'll have an opinion about it, but I'm pretty particular on good and bad movies because I used to study film.

Television:

Current television obsessions: Heroes, Mythbusters, How It's Made, House, Bones, police damas {Law and Order (all of them), CSI (all of them), Without a Trace, Cold Case, The Closer}, Spongebob Squarepants, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Rachel Ray, Bill O'Reilly and Dan Abrams.

Books:

Fast Company, Wired, Entrepreneur, and other trade magazines for business and web. Text books and guides for business and web development. I am recently starting to read for fun, and may either start reading Harry Potter to my kids or Robert Jordan's "Wheel of Time" series, a set of novels I used to read but left off at the second book (now there's like 15 or so).

Heroes:

I think my heroes are kids. They have the opportunity and potential to be whatever they want to be. Adults are set in how they will live out the rest of their lives. We hear stories about people who's lives have changed, but in reality we can't change our lives without making sacrifices. And ultimately, those people who's lives have drastically changed stay the same. If they were borderline asses before, they're now huge asses with attitude. Kids are dynamic, malliable, able to resist set ways in the quest to find themselves. Yes, this often meets with uncontrollable fates, but with guidance and an environment of learning, children can leap far beyond their parents. That both fascinates and inspires me.
My wife's dad, Vietnam-era US Marine to Echo Company of the 2nd Batallion/1st Marines, is a big influence. It's amazing how horribly we treat our soldiers who fought for our freedom, and it pains me to see new veterans being treated the same way as those in Vietnam. We have not learned from any of our shortcomings. If we are so quick to ridicule, we should be willing and able to fight on the front lines with the troops abroad to back up our claims.
My mom is a great inspiration, both in how I should parent and how I should not. She is also a shining example of perseverence in light of detrimental health, as she is now a 30-year breast cancer survivor. Even with multiple reoccurrences of cancer and a double-mastectomy (breast removal), she is in good spirits and planning for the future. If we all had her reserve and determination, there would be less need for HOSPICE or even minor health maintenance. She proves that many terminal illnesses can be combated by mental state. I love her and appreciate her for being a great mother.
My father is a hard-working, never-say-die inspiration. He has dealt with diabetes since age 7, worked is way through the healthcare industry and still provides for his family while pursuing his calling to help others with diabetes whenever he can. If I have half the work ethic of my father I'll be a CEO in ten years. Same goes for my grandfather, who even now as he rounds 80 is running a business, not content with sitting still. God bless my family and the Ryder work ethic.
Ye olde quotes from George Carlin's Napalm & Silly Putty (2001):
"You know how you can tell when a moth farts? When he suddenly flies in a straight line."
"The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I will accept."
"Wouldn't it be great if you could make a guy's head explode just by looking at him?"
"A crazy person doesn't really lose his mind. It just becomes something more entertaining."
"Whenever I see a large crowd of people, I wonder how many of them will eventually require autopsies."

My Blog

Pianos are all the rage lately...

Sara Bareilles, Gavin DeGraw, The Fray, Coldplay, One Republic, Fiona Apple, Cold War Kids, Ben Folds Five, Vanessa Carlton, David Gray, Blue October, Muse, Five for Fighting, The Killers, Keane....
Posted by Joe the Politik on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 11:03:00 PST

Ron Paul and the Libertarians

Sounds like a music group, huh? I can see it now, Ron Paul and a bunch of conservative bureaucrats kick-dancing with colored mohawks and studded pants, trying not to catch their lip rights on someone'...
Posted by Joe the Politik on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 02:09:00 PST

Baseline: Current Favs

I hate people who can say, "Oh, this is my favorite [enter random category of addictions here]." I mean, who wants to hold one member of an expansive group on high? Perfection is elusive. Movies, musi...
Posted by Joe the Politik on Fri, 30 May 2008 01:55:00 PST

Typo

People have tendencies to be dyslexic sometimes. Don't be a hypocondriac just because you mix up letters or words once in a while. I do it too. Am I the only one who types "Retards" instead of "Regar...
Posted by Joe the Politik on Tue, 27 May 2008 02:02:00 PST

MUTO - An amazing graffiti animation video by BLU

http://www.vimeo.com/993998 Okay, my friend Jo posted this in her blog and I can't believe this is not on some sort of animation festival ticket. This should win awards. The most amazing and unique an...
Posted by Joe the Politik on Thu, 15 May 2008 08:47:00 PST

The Door Analogy: Classifying a US President

We have much debate this year about how the new president will affect our nation's problems. Though we do discuss that every election year, this year seems so much more important, like reform discussi...
Posted by Joe the Politik on Tue, 13 May 2008 11:14:00 PST

Learn your Italian the stupid way!

Are you travelling to Italy soon? Are you a very "random" person? Do you like getting horrible looks from people who are sick of tourists telling them they smell like romano cheese? You've come to the...
Posted by Joe the Politik on Fri, 02 May 2008 12:46:00 PST

A quick visual: Persevere

Black pools of thick nothingness lay at the feet of the warrior. He has been lost for years, wandering through the tick vines and jagged thorns of the wilderness into which he wandered. Staggering and...
Posted by Joe the Politik on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 06:16:00 PST

Storyteller: Voter’s Influence

This is a story about happy people in a big place, with big dreams and big expectations. You listen and I tell you: happy people don’t always have it so good. The happy people come down to ...
Posted by Joe the Politik on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 03:34:00 PST

An ode to Fate

Fate sits in a hole in the ground. His tentacles never remain balled where he resides. They would rather be outstretched in directions unknown, infiltrating lives and tearing out the fibers of content...
Posted by Joe the Politik on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 03:14:00 PST