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Goyoson

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About Me

Contact Tables --I'm down for da WEST SIDE, but not down with the WEST NILE...stoopid mosquitos! I'm Pump't Up like a viagra user, cuz i Rawk like Fred Flinstone. I'm an ok kid, I'm no Zack Morris, but I'm still ok. Im the koolest kid on my block..and my mom says i'm the most handsomest kid too.....umm even tho i'm tho im the only kid on my block..but its kool..i spitt hott fire anyway. IM A VATO LOCO SURF DUDE WITH ATTITUDE DAT ROLLS 4 DEEP IN THE 6-FOE IMPALA SIPPIN ON MY FOE-TY, WITH MY FINE LADY THAT USED A WHOLE CAN OF AQUA NET TO DO HER HAIR, NAH MEAN? I DOESNT GIVE A "MAD" FUCK ABOUT NUFFIN CUZ IM A THUG LIKE LIKE TUPAC. I GOT "THUG LIFE" TATTOED ON MY CHEST, BUT WITH A RUB ON CUZ IM SCARED OF NEEDLES. IM SO FUCKIN HARD I DONT SAY PLEASE OR THANK YOU TO MY MOM WHEN SHE COOKS ME BREAKFAST CUZ I GOTTA KEEP HER ON CHECK YO. TO ALL YOU FOOS THAT GOT BEEF, WELL I SAY TO EAT THAT SHIT...CUZ MEAT IS GOOD. AND IF U DONT LIKE ME IMMA BLAST U WITH MY SUPERSOAKER BITCHES! IF YOU WISH TO KNOW MORE: AIM/AOL: GOYOMAN2K1

My Interests

I like recycling cans for mother earth, Beer Pong, Keg stands, Texas Hold em'(I'M ALL IN BITCHES!!), Blackjack, late nights...good times...drama free status....i like beer, girls, girls that drink beer, beer that looks good in a girls hand, beer flavored girls, bein' fresh to death, being cool, being stupid, family and amigos, My Neice and God Daughter (my fav pic of her posing as Sally Struthers's kid) (This is my 2nd favorite pic of her cuz she's rawkin the hat like her Nino) Our family's little All Star Taco Bell, Rosarito, Beef Jerky, Cheetos Puffs, Flaming hot Cheetos, Lottery tickets, Lemon, Lime, Sublime, Subway sangweeshes, cutting farts, bars...u knoo rawkin' the spot whever we'z be , and i like laughing, if u boring u lose in the game of life; that game rockz!
You are Bender Bending Rodriquez

I like stuff, it beats doin stuff
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I'd like to meet:

I DONT' WANNA MEET CRACKIES LIKE MY LITTLE COUSIN MONI!!!I want to meet that one girl that makes me a better person...one day we will meet, and when we do ... it shall be perfect.I want to meet a girl that will buy me Taco Bell whenever I want it. I wanna meet girls that don't think their shit don't stink, cuz if u look a lil closer, the roses really smell like poo poo, DUH." I wanna meet u, I wanna meet her, I wanna kiss her, I wanna hold her, I wanna put my heart in her, I wanna be one inside her, I wanna be free from her."I wanna wine and dine the purtiest girl in the world, KRISTIN KREUK...i want her in my Smallville..ooo and i wanna meet Ashley Judd cuz she purtyful & Johnny Depp so sum of his suaveness can rub off on me, Dave Chappelle, and Michael Jackson.(he'z innocent damnit!)

Music:


Which Sublime song are you?
Caress Me Down
Te gusta reggae, y te gusta punk rock. Oh and what's that other thing you like...oh yeah-sex. You're hornier than Ron Jeremy. Uuh, and that's the lovin' sound.

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Which Sublime song are you?
40 Oz. To Freedom
The answer's always waiting at the liquor store for you. A 40 oz to freedom is the only way for you to feel good, even though you feel bad. (There's like a whole one in the freezer)

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Movies:

Young Guns I & II, Lion King, Momento, Donny Darko, Basketball Diaries, Resevior Dawgs, What Deams May Come, Aladdin, Training Day,Beauty and The Beast, Blow, Traffic, The Lord of The Rings, The Matrix Trilogy, The Passion of Christ(i luv u jebus), Office Space, Old School, Starsky and Hutch, What's Eating Gilbert Grape?, Pirates of the Carribean, the Sandlot, Catch Me If You Can, The Outsiders, The Patriot, BraveHeart.

Television:

aThe Simpsons, Chappelle's Show, 24, South Park, The O.C, House, The Andy Mlionakis show, Over There, The Daily Show, Family Guy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Viva La Bam, Futurama, Saved by the Bell, Step by Step, Robot Chicken, California Dreams, Full House, Family Matters,The Ali G show, Penn and Teller: Bull!, I love Lucy, Boy Meets World, The Smurfs, MC Hammer cartoon- "Hammertime", "All Stars "Cartoon- with Michael Jordan, Bo Jackson, and Wayne Gretsky where they fight crime using their amazing sportman skills!.Sabado Gigante /

Books:

i like highlight magazines...the crucible is a good one and dumbo's first at bat and valentines day grump.

Heroes:

Me..i freakin rawk dude! My Beaner parents for makin a life for themselves and for raising me and my tithers pretty koo, My mom's homieJebus, that dude died for our lame asses man! My Grammy, My Abuelito cuz he's a good looking man full of spunk and nice hair, Bradley Nowell(R.I.P), William H. Bonney a.k.a Billy the Kid, Frederick the Great of Prussia because tried to ban the consumption of coffee and demanded that the populace drink alcohol instead!!! My dog Pudgy cuz he was the best untrained dog ever! Batman is koo cuz hes human and doesn't have any powers, and is a detective! The dude that invited beer!

My Blog

This ish only happens to me!

This sooo made my day. Note: No actual middle aged white man was harmed in this story. Okay, so usually when I get out of work, I'm buck assed tired from waking up at 3 am, yes 3 am( you know the time...
Posted by Goyoson on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 06:57:00 PST

Change is the only thing continuing to be constant...

This is not aimed at just one person, and for those it is not aimed for I thank, respect, and appreciate you all... Its funny how certain aspects of life can be so clear to one person after once be...
Posted by Goyoson on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Dime a dozen...i rather pay more for quality.

She said hey Greg I want u to meet my momma ur the first guy i met that's normal and has no drama I said I wasn't sure, but I'd do it for her just cuz I felt her heart was so damn pure The day...
Posted by Goyoson on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Lusting for Love, Fucking for Virginity...

In the quest for "LOVE," you will ultimately get fucked.  In the acceptance of "LUST," I will do the fucking.  Either way you're still going to get fucked...   Fuck me and everythi...
Posted by Goyoson on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Got this from Eileen, do the thing, hoa mean?

IF YOUR BORED....... 1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. How have I affected you? 5. What do you think of me? 6. What's the fondest memory you have of...
Posted by Goyoson on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I give up

Suffocate me gently when you wish me not to breathe, Stab me in the back once more so I can bleed, Continue the lies that are so easy for you to feed, When youre being tortured; there is no ...
Posted by Goyoson on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

we all feel like this at one point...

Goodbye Magic Kingdom, Hello Tragic Kingdom; Due to the lies we feed them, there is no more freedomLying to the masses making us all equal assesBut, in the end time still passes.Youre still a star in...
Posted by Goyoson on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

things i hate...

Stupid girls, macho fellas, broken umbrellas, cool northern kids saying the word "hella"...liars, thieves and cheats...wet toilet seats...free loaders...stereo typical skate boarders...nipples that ar...
Posted by Goyoson on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Thank you mr funny asain guy...

I wanna say thank you to funny asain driver guy that was pulled over by a CHP officer today..becuz of you i got my lovely dose of racial humor/stereotype for the day. The followin is an actual event w...
Posted by Goyoson on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

To my future wife...my love is professed.

Under the moon I see you. I know you, you are a part of me, and I you. I don't know who I am, but I do know of you. Your death will be quick and painless for that is the least I can do. You are the mo...
Posted by Goyoson on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST