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BoozHound

Gently massaging your nipples since 1922

About Me

It’s very simple. It is a logo. The logo goes on shirts, caps and crap like that. Then you buy it and we make money off of you, squandering away much of the profits on our world travels, and in one instance, a really pretty monkey (but Deet don’t want to go into that right now). This clothing line is Not for people who use words like "sassy", "robust" or "symmetry". Its for people who are comfortable with their underwear on backwards and still think "Eat Me!" is a excellent comeback.Create or get your
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My Interests

Boozhound apparel now available at discounted prices. Vistit www.boozhoundonline.com to buy our cool shit and read about Me and Deet's latest adventures. Visiting a bar near you soon.

I'd like to meet:

People and dogs who like to party. People who want great T-Shirts at a great damn price. You may be wondering where this logo came from. “Tell Us!” ,you say, “Tell us of the BoozHound tale!” Well, it goes like this. Me and Deet’s life changed forever one day when we entered the Red Rock Bar in Paducah, TX. Me and Deet weren’t international then but we were still real popular with the ladies. We always impressed them with our stories of adventure and the fact we’re businessmen. We explained that we forsake the big city livin’ because an international opportunity was just around the corner. So I begin to scope out the bar and I noticed a dog was chillin in the corner of the bar next to a group of really hot ladies. I thought he might be a good candidate for our dog neutering service so I ask the barkeep what the deal was with the dog. He said that, “the puppy had just showed up at the bar a few days ago, but he has already developed quite the reputation with the ladies. Not to mention a substantial bar tab.” Deet took an immediate liking to that particular hound and decided to give him a good old fashion rub down. I won’t lie, that rub down on the hounds belly made me a little uncomfortable, but the hound seemed to like it. All of a sudden, the hound licked Deet’s face and Deet, oddly enough, licked him back. Some folks say Deet ain’t right, but that’s just Deet. Deet decided to name the hound Sauerkraut, not sure why, but the name stuck, and every since that magical day our travels have included Sauerkraut. Me and Deet thought that a logo of Sauerkraut would look good on shirts, hats and crap like that. And it does. We named the logo Boozhound in honor of Sauerkraut. Me and Deet are now international and sophisticated world travelers. We are promoting our Boozhound goods and traveling the country with Sauerkraut in search of the best looking ladies and coolest bars and even hope to produce a documentary about our travels. We are still awaiting a callback from Speilberg. Sauerkraut has turned out to be a real companion. Just like one of the guys. He loves the booz, the ladies and he can party all night long.

Music:

Bob Wills, The Beatles, The Killers, The Kinks, Billy Joe Shaver, Roger Miller

Movies:

The Last Picture Show, HUD, Raising Arizona, Shakes the Clown, Jaws

Television:

Lost, Boston Legal, The Office

Books:

An Inheritance of Horses

Heroes:

Will Rogers, Bob Wills, John Lennon, Lion Jimmy Ross

My Blog

Me, Deet, and Saurkraut Encounters

Dear Diary, Today is a good day cause we sold one of our shirts.  Deet drove us up to the post office to mail it and guess who was there?  Nicki and Barb.  And they were being all, ...
Posted by BoozHound on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 03:26:00 PST