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About Me

life is like a maze with events blocking me from my ultimate goal........ nudity. its not that i dislike clothes.......on other people. no seriously they are cool and i love to wear them, just not all the time, like right now. oops, didnt mean to let that slip. but really i am just a free spirt on an ice cream rush who is not afraid to express myself with finger painting. to tell the truth i am just killing time while i have time to kill........... waiting on another amazing adventure to wisk me away to a far away magical place like iowa! its the new neverland you know. oh but about me.......... im cool!
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My Interests

sock puppets that lead normal lives like you and me. oh and underground mongrel coy fish fighting circuit, what a hoot! i drink way too much coffee!

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I Am Trey
I Want it all
I Have a dog
I Wish for ease of mind
I Hate cold weather
I Fear yea right
I Hear the sound track of my life
I Search in the wrong places
I Wonder why i do these
I Regret wasted youth
I Love to eat
I Ache from extremely long plane rides
I Always brush and floss
I Usually wish i was some where else
I Am Not your maid!
I Dance for money
I Sing to an audiance of one
I Never pee on the seat
I Rarely care what you think, well not you in particular
I Cry uh i am a man
I Am Not Always easily understood
I Lose to women on purpose
I'm Confused by my own mind
I Need a hug
I Should be famous

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I'd like to meet:

wonderful, beautiful, limber people; like gymnast or figureskaters
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Music:

MAN I LOVE MUSIC- but i dont go out looking for new music i let it find me, but you are welcome to help it find me. way too many names to continue, it all depends on my mood. i listen to my brother, classic rock, hip hop, soul, r/b, some country, alt, indi, everything i am serious- i would rather have a radio than a tv.

Movies:

all of them

Television:

television is the devil; unless they are airing non-regional NCAA sports, or lifetime original movies. oh and when i say non-regional i mean big twelve, and when i say big twelve i mean texas... What's It Gonna Be? on FunnyOrDie.com ..

Books:

love books if they are read to me, for i am not literate

Heroes:

T-jones, sailor jerry, scooby doo, all white rappers, and GR,& Joe rip.

My Blog

Monotone Remembrance

Razor sharp headlights cutting through infinite darknessCatching glimpses of bare shrubbery decorated with an assortment of plastic bags, taking a break from their journeyWith distant city lights exag...
Posted by El Dorado Pistola on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 08:05:00 PST

goose bumps are sexy!

let me say up front i am against cold weather! i really hate cold weather, all the extra close you have to keep up with,constantly changing climates. the lack of outdoor activity. th...
Posted by El Dorado Pistola on Thu, 22 Dec 2005 08:05:00 PST

always wanted to play the harmonica

Did you know the earth's rotation is powered by human breath? That's why the harder you breathe the faster the day passes&&. So breathe easy and enjoy life. I like to drive east at sunset;...
Posted by El Dorado Pistola on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 05:59:00 PST

i like cold coffee in the mornings and warm whisky at night

i love how the after noon sun hangs low in the winterlike it is close to you all after noonin texas it is still warm enough to wear short sleeves so it can soak into my skin funny the things one ...
Posted by El Dorado Pistola on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 08:47:00 PST

and then there was truth

women are my weaknesswords are my weaponsso please ladies guard your tender heartsdont let my spear them with quick wit and heavy obscure thoughts and viewsof course i am charmingbut dont you be fooli...
Posted by El Dorado Pistola on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 12:44:00 PST

Note For My Wall

It's no goodafter all.it has been cut in halfdrawn and quartered and hung out to dry.it was hardly goodeven when it was good.The ego gets caughtin a web of desirethe ego creates that strange mirage,Lo...
Posted by El Dorado Pistola on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 12:48:00 PST

some of the most important decisions in the world are made on cough syrup!

i just wanted everyone to know,my new life goal is to be a greens keeper you know for a major sports facillity, pro or college prefered.and i would like to take this opportunityto tell who ever is rea...
Posted by El Dorado Pistola on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 02:25:00 PST

...and i blew off the dust, only to discover, it looked better dirty

i feel it is my civic duty to warn you all of a new terror taking over the nation. naps. i know they sound harmless, but you must think this one through. it always starts off innocent enough; "not muc...
Posted by El Dorado Pistola on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

this is the money maker

friends questionare 1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you have a crush on me? 5. Would you kiss me? 6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it....
Posted by El Dorado Pistola on Mon, 26 Dec 2005 09:46:00 PST

nothing goes with country music like whiskey

there is just something about that lone star state. i know people who are not from texas are probably tiredof people like me saying how great texas is. and i say allof this while living in...
Posted by El Dorado Pistola on Fri, 23 Dec 2005 10:21:00 PST