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Tessa

Gives good sass.

About Me



My Interests

Slopping Kissing and Dungeons and Dragons.

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

Scissor Sisters, Sufjan Stevens, David Bowie, Erykah Badu, Led Zepplin, Le Tigre, Harry Belafonte, Peter Gabriel, Suzanne Vega, Sleater-Kinney, Zero 7, Spearhead, Smashing Pumpkins, Talking Heads, Shugie Otis, The Rolling Stones, Radiohead, Queen, Portishead, The Police, Nikka Costa, Nick Drake, Missy Elliott, Mirah, Manu Chao. Ok, this list could go on and on. How about I just make you a mix?

Books:

Nights at the Circus is the current favorite, most books by P.G. Wodehouse, The Red Tent, Outlander, Blankets, To Kill a Mockingbird, Outwitting the Gestapo, romantic historical fiction, Fear and Loathing, Johnny Got His Gun, A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, the glorious prose of David Sedaris, The Kitchen God'sWife, Harry Potter, all of F. Scott Fitzgerald's short stories and many more.

Heroes:

Stephen Colbert really is my hero.

My Blog

Dirrty

So this morning when I get to work, the front of our store had been hosed down, which is totally unusual and there were a ton of boxes and blankets in the street. As I was standing waiting for Lis to ...
Posted by Tessa on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 12:21:00 PST

Best make out sequences ever.

Best make out scenes in movies, that get you hot just by watching them: 1. Top Gun. Proof that Tom Cruise is NOT gay, if only because the silhouette of him making out in the 80s-music-video-billowy-sh...
Posted by Tessa on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 06:28:00 PST

Kisses for everyone!

This morning, listening to joni mitchell, I feel like I could kiss everyone!
Posted by Tessa on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 11:07:00 PST

Gossip

The whole idea that women are inherently prone to gossiping is such bullshit. ALL of the men I know talk so much shit, it's amazing. I thought they were supposed to be "non-verbal communicators" that ...
Posted by Tessa on Mon, 01 May 2006 09:35:00 PST

On the Ice Flow

Wtf. It all started when I went on a hike with my friend dave up at Lake Lauganitas, and he stepped on a wood mouse and I had to kill it because he just wanted to leave it and someone had to do it. It...
Posted by Tessa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

It was unbelievable. Unbelievably great that is.

I had a sex dream about Tom Selleck last night. It was the hottest dream sex I've EVER had, and believe me, I have had me some dream sex. I would like to take a moment to thank my subconcious for bein...
Posted by Tessa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

To the snowflake court

I have to admit, it was hard to be my prettiest princess special snowflake birthday girl self here in Ireland without my pretty princess snowflake court to properly worship my all glimmery specialness...
Posted by Tessa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST