Amie Hester - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Hi my name is Amie Hester. I currently reside in East Stroudsburg PA. I was born in Arkansas, but i grew up in California. I am an excellent dancer. I work during the day as a dental assistant and at night I'm a waitress. That basically means i spend half of my day sucking things out of strangers mouths and the other half shoving things in them. Someone's got to do it. The dentist I work for tells me im a natural, but has also occused me of making too many sexual inuendoes at work. IT CAN'T BE TRUE- NOT ME. I plan on being rich and famous and on SNL in ten years, or at least not homeless.I have recently discovered that money does not grow on trees and that taking up the skin flute may help further my career.I can brush my teeth with my bare hands and say the alphabet blindfolded. Now I'm just bragging...if you want to know more IM me. MySpace Layouts @ HOT FreeLayouts.com love / music / movies / frazy Hot Free Layouts

My Interests

i enjoy laughing,snorting, free piggy back rides, little people, ayden kyle rowe,and fury things.i don't like... drunk mexicans who pick up my thong underwear at the laundramat on crystal street. white vans. smelling like parmesan cheese. being hungry. and lazy eyes.

I'd like to meet:

john lennon, my dad, and my soul mate and his pet unicorn.
Where were you born? Fayetteville Arkansas
Do you have any siblings? Yes. One sister, and ten 1/2 siblings.
Do you pick your nose? Only when i want a snack
Do you believe in love at first sight? Yes
Do you have any tattoos? No
Piercings? My ears.
Hidden talents? I can touch my tonge to my nose. oh and i can fly.
Do you want children? Yes
How many? A lot, but i don't really want to give birth to them.
Do you want to get married? Yes, just so i can boogie at the reception.
Can you sing? No
Can you Dance? I might just be the best dancer ever born
When was the last time you danced? Yesterday at work
When was the last time you laughed out loud? just now
Do you like animals? depends
Have you ever been in love? yes
Do you believe in soul mates? yes
Have you met yours? not sure
Are you a daddy's girl? not sure
Are you missing any teeth? yes
What pisses you off? that i addmitted that im missing teeth
What makes you happy? my friends
Do you like your smile? yes, its different
What is the most important quality in a mate? A good sense of humor, and diamonds
Have you ever been out of the country? yes
When was the last time someone asked you for your phone number? Saturday
When was the last time you showered? This morning surprisingly
Do you think you are sexy? tooo sexy-it makes me nervous
Where do you see yourself in ten years? Working in NYC as either a Dental Hygenist or an actress, with a house outside the city, a hot husband and lots of beatuiful kids that don't give me shit

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Music:

the beatles, led zeplin, elton john,Bob Marley,Kelis,the doors, oar, mary j. blige, the yankee doodle song...

Movies:

any movie ending in the leters P-O-R-N (e.g. the little mermaidporn)

Television:

The Ellen Show, Regis and Kelly, So You Think You Can Dance (because i do), The Simpsons, The Daily Show, Talk Soup, Rob and Big (they have a pet mini-pony), South Park, The Girls Next Door, The Office, Everyone Loves Raymond,

Books:

"Anal Beads for Dummies","Cock Rings for Slow People"

Heroes:

Ellen Degeneres, Will Ferrel, Tracy, my cat Domino