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Sass

Sassamaphone

About Me

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My Interests

My Proud Residency:The following are pretty much the most influential and important parts of the person that makes me.. in no particular order.. family, friends, music, cheese, puppies, cookies, elephants, touching, art, laughing, bed, booze, shopping, cuddles, programs, singing, exclamation points (though having my excessive use of exclamation points pointed out recently (no pun intended) I have decided to lighten up on them a little)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'd like to meet:

Salvador Dali - the coolest, most twisted artist on earth, YEAH! Check his stuff out:

Music:

*As a DJ:* I generally play electro and try to keep in touch with the masses, but I love and own music than spans various genres and would love any opportunity to play a techno gig, a trance gig, a psy gig, a breaks gig, a minimum gig and so on and so forth.*At home and in the car:* I listen to heaps of different music in my own time. Obviously I listen to dance music, but I also own many various CD's outside the dance music genre such as Korn, Tool, Metallica, Joe Satriani, Ray Charles and whatever tickles my fancy at the time! Like I just revisited The Cornflake Girl - Tori Amos - what a TUNE!Sometimes I get in trouble from my friends who only like particular types of music, like when I was going on and on and on about how good Infected Mushroom were and my friends are like, ewwww! Then my Infected Mushroom type friends who I tell I'm going to see some techno or play electro go ewwww!

Movies:

Anything Tarantino, Anything Coen Brothers, Garden State, Magnolia, Spirited Away, My Neighbour Totoro, Austin Powers, Monty Pythons, Naked Guns, Shrek 1 & 2, Donnie Darko, A Mighty Wind - and all of those mocumentarys, Team America and Crossroads

Television:

Boston Legal, Arrested Development, Whose Line Is It Anyway? Family Guy, Scrubs, Full Frontal, The Mighty Bouche, Futurama, Simpsons, The Office, Curb Your Entusiasm, The Late Show, Weeds, Lost, Heros, Monty Python, South Park

Books:

Shantaram - the most amazing story you'll ever read OMFG!

Heroes:

DJ Craze: Let the video build before you watch the whole thing!!!!

My Blog

Embarrassing Moments

Embarrassing moments are usually hell when they happen, but fun to look back on. I think this blog will be one I'll update with old embarrassing moments as they come to me, and maybe even some new one...
Posted by Sass on Thu, 17 May 2007 09:39:00 PST

It's time to take out the trash

I remember so well (funnily enough) the extremely trashy Saturday and Sunday afternoons spent with my crews. Running around the tiny apartments searching for tunes, cigarette in mouth and differe...
Posted by Sass on Wed, 16 May 2007 11:51:00 PST

Don't Hassle the Hoff

I just can't understand why people have got such a problem with David Hasselhoff. Sure he's a drunk. Sure he isn't very good at eating a cheeseburger (just because I'm a pro doesn't mean everyone has ...
Posted by Sass on Tue, 15 May 2007 11:16:00 PST

I just want to put things in me

I found myself in a situation where I bursted out with the statement 'I just want to put things in me.' After I blurted it out my mind went straight to the place I'm sure your mind also went and felt ...
Posted by Sass on Fri, 11 May 2007 06:06:00 PST