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Binge Monkey

She has a tatoo of a unicorn making love to a keebler elf....on her uterus.

About Me

I roll with a gangsta lean when I ride my trike. Also, I smell like pot-pourri and napalm, mixed in a frappacino blender.

My Interests

Rock climbing, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, motorcycles, computers, women -- you know -- just general guy stuff.

I'd like to meet:

The boss of the penguin mafia.And the inventor of the QWERTY keyboard layout, just so I can slap him with a typewriter for making me type slower...on purpose.Miller Lite Catfight
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Music:

Music for my eyes.

Movies:

most of them -- starting with "Boa Vs. Python" and working my way up through "She-Gods of Shark Reef"

Television:

Dexter, Office, Lost Room

Books:

The Ancient Tomes of Knowledge.

Heroes:

The first person who discovered the platypus -- and didn't laugh.

ANTI-HEROES: Panda bears. ..