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About Me

Chili rainbows, and sneaky castros... Portugese breakfasts and cambodian creamsicles... Sneaky Sanches's and space dockings. These are a few of your favorite things... Two finger shwoop stroke, Ben-wah ball dip, with a cock slip twist... Simply do a few of your favorite things-- And then you'll be feeling glad!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Vampires, chupacabaras, zombies, aliens, axe murderers, gouls, goblins, fairies, elves, dwarves, orcs, werewolves, radioactive beings, boogy men, boogie women, liken, mole people, body snatchers, clones, muties of all sorts, evil santas, possessed snowmen, nymphs, ghosts, poltergeists, immortals, demons, the functionally decapitated, and most especially--womanimals........and centaurs.

My Blog

Wanna dump?

Soo here's the deal:There isn't running water onboard our working barge.  We've got bottled drinking water and one port tank has rinsing water with a pump so we can rinse the deck occasionally......
Posted by on Tue, 25 Nov 2008 09:16:00 GMT

Toxic mutant barrel recovery!!!!!!

Last Friday--woulda been the 17th of Oct.  We we're doing a little bullshit barrel recovery diving pierside in Sabine Texas.  Where we had been docked for an entire week of recock-u-lousness...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Oct 2008 06:13:00 GMT

Watching Bubblear; Part 2

I'm sitting standby for Eric (diver in the water), and i'm a little stressed.  Being that i failed a dive the day before because i couldn't clear my ears.  Now, clearing your ears is, for so...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Oct 2008 23:15:00 GMT

Watching Bubblear; Part 1

Four days ago i get onboard the dive barge after a lay/hangover in a shiteholetel somewheres in between New Orleans and Houma.  Right smack in the middle of fuckall Louisiana.  Wasn't even a...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Oct 2008 07:43:00 GMT

Easiest Dive Ever

Sooo, my last dive was pretty rediculous.  Lemme set the scene:  It's two in the morning.  I get down to stage depth--280'.  It's pitch black and at that depth it's pretty murky, v...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Aug 2008 16:40:00 GMT

Diving can suck ass...

Soo, diving can suck ass sometimes. Like when there's an assfuckjacksuck in charge of the whole damn project. And he can't utter a single positive thing about anyone--or anything--EVER. I'm not goi...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Aug 2008 19:23:00 GMT

50 days since i seen a female

So it was mentioned today by a crewmate, while we were discussing how long we've been out at sea, that i haven't seen a female in 50 days now.  It's a common enough topic of discussion out here, ...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 06:39:00 GMT

Prison Barge in Port

Imagine being three feet from land but unable to touch it for fear of firing.  That's what I'm living right now.  I've got 15 days down, and 44 to go.  Pulled into port because of bad w...
Posted by on Wed, 14 May 2008 09:04:00 GMT

Booze Lecture

So today at the morning safety meeting we recieved a special lecture from the ship's medic. It was concerning alcohol/drug use. Now, to start off, there hasn't been a single alcohol/drug related inci...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 00:09:00 GMT

2nd day, 1st dive... NAILED IT!!

So I don't get to toot my own horn often--severe lack of flexability in that direction--but....  I got my first dive in this season, and.....  I've still got the skillz to pay out ...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 02:18:00 GMT