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Jesus

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Well i was a guy who knew these guys then a bunch of jews nailed me to a cross.

My Interests

loving everyone

I'd like to meet:

People that adore me, or the non belivers so i can show them the way.

Music:

music about me

Movies:

The Passion of the Christ. Tho i think i was much better looking then that crappy vizzziel guy they used

Television:

pbs, shows about me

Books:

The Bible The DaVinci Code...now that book was some good reading

Heroes:

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My Blog

Wtf

Why is it the religion based on me has to worship the cross...seriously people they killed me on that thing. There's no other religion that worships the torture device that killed their savior.  ...
Posted by Jesus on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 02:02:00 PST

Its true

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net...
Posted by Jesus on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 02:15:00 PST

The truth about the my resurrection

Despite popular belief on the third day I did not rise again...I was magically transformed into a rabbit, how else do you think i got out of that cave.  Then I decided to hide these rotten eggs i...
Posted by Jesus on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 01:02:00 PST

some people just dont belive in me

sent to me byhttp://www.myspace.com/lorrianekalaschenkowu kno. i think it is very sad that you would even make a myspace like this! you should be thinkin about wat GOD thinks about this. this is not f...
Posted by Jesus on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 05:53:00 PST