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Dan ♠ Hit it till it works ♠ Stanley

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How about some Red State Update t-shirts?I love music, namely punk and hardcore/metalcore. I've gotten into a couple of emo bands. Maybe if they got into a couple of gir...then they wouldn't have careers would they? I enjoy good clean wholesome fun, but since there really isn't any anymore...I love UFC, PRIDE and mixed martail arts. I love live music. The smaller the venue, the better. The more real it is. Don't forget your ear plugs though. It filters the noise so you can hear the music and vocals better. And hear the next day. That's always good. I'm working ..ing a record label. I'm in a band that hasn't practiced yet. And I go crazy for those orange popsicles with the vanilla ice cream in the middle as well as ic cream sandwiches and nutty buddies and banana pops. Ice cream in general. Fresh fruits and vegtables, with out all the chemicals. The stuff you get from local farms. Support your local industry. TAKE A PIECE OUTTA THE MAN!!! Romantic adventures and sharing...who isn't down with that? I'm a cuddler.

My Interests

Drums, motorcycles (and if you bought a Harely because a) You thought you had to be a badass b) to get laid c) "'cuz they're the best" and you actually have no earthly idea about the Hog's history or d) your mommy and daddy never let you have a motorcycle so they bought you a Honda car and paid for you to go to Dentist or Lawyer school, avoid me like the plague! You're a pathetic coward, a pretender at best, and you lame ass tools are killing a truly interesting subculture becuse you know you are pathetic and wish you weren't. Just go back to watching "Good Morning America." That's all the edge you can handle. Real riders laugh at you, and everyone realizes how sad you are. If they don't, then you have a new best friend. Music, movies (comedy, indie, action, some horror, suspense and anything that makes you think or blows you away) UFC, PRIDE, KOTC, subculture history (see the whole motorcycle rant. And if you know about Simple Plan but have no clue who the Dead Kennedys are and claim to be a punk, go get a Harely, but be sure not to miss "Good Morning America.")

I'd like to meet:

Beautiful people, and beauty is on the inside. I don't care what Dawson's Creek or MTV is trying to push down our throats this week, if you can't carey on a conversation with your friend or partner, then you're going to be lugging around a huge head ache. Other than that, I love going to concerts, so when ever I get to hang out with up and comings bands, I enjoy it. And a nice pair of legs and a great ass, if you have those, find me!Rabbit Fight
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Music:

Not to cop out, but a little bit of everything. I like music and lyrics, and I don't much care what genre it is as long as the song is good!

Movies:

Boon Dock Saints, anything Kevin Smith, Monty Python, or the crew that did Spinal Tap, Best In Show, Waiting for Guffman and A Mighty Wind do I will line up to see. Blazing Saddles. All of Mel Brook's movies for that matter. South Park. Anything those guys do I will go see. Sorry mom. Anything that either makes me double over laughing, inspires, leaves me in awe, or is so suspense filled that I'm a little scared when I go outside after seeing it or is otherwise a kick butt movie is something I've seen at least twice.

Television:

Comedy Central, Discovery, National G, FX (for cops and the soon approaching King of the Hill reruns) and Cartoon Network are about all I watch when I can sit down and watch TV. I love the wierd stuff National G and Discovery do. Adult Swim is awesome. Simpsons is a classic. I like the Fox network becuase they had to guts to air In Living Color, the Simpsons and Mad TV. Fuse is making that whole "music video" thing available again. MTV and VH1 did their best to kill videos off. When are they going to join forces and do a "I love the 80's Real World/Road Rules Inferno Meat Loaf movie" project?

Books:

I used to collect comic books. I can't even being to think of all the cool writers there are/were. I don't like fantasy but I love Neil Gaiman's books. I read more nonfiction than fiction. And magazines, I love magazines. AP and Grappling are awesome! 'Stone, Spin and Black Belt suck. Anything that caters to the pretenders and hipsters I try to pass on. I read a lot of the classics when I was younger, and managed to forget them. I had this one cirriculum that pretty much made reading good works impossible. But I love reading the fictious story of a struggling Minnonite family in Wolrd War Two Europe. It only took me half of the first chapter to figure out how the other thirty-seven chapters were going to turn out. Grrr...who wanted to read good stuff in their teens any way right? King Rat and A Clock Work Orange will change your life and make you see life on bigger, yet broken down scale. So will the Bible for that matter.

Heroes:

Batman, the Joker (not becuase he killed people. Long story), those who have gone before me, those who have been held down, but played by the rules and made it to the top, Too many punkers to mention. I may not agree with everything they say, but I'm glad they have the guts to say it, my parents and gradparents, the people in the band I never practice with, Todd "DY-NO-MITE" Corbitt and Jeremy "Huh?" Harley. Last but not least, Jesus.Your results:
You are The Joker The Joker 95% Magneto 83% Dr. Doom 81% Riddler 81% Two-Face 72% Apocalypse 71% Lex Luthor 68% Dark Phoenix 66% Juggernaut 60% Venom 58% Catwoman 53% Kingpin 52% Mr. Freeze 50% Poison Ivy 48% Green Goblin 40% Mystique 32% The Clown Prince of Crime. You are a brilliant mastermind but are criminally insane. You love to joke around while accomplishing the task at hand.
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My Blog

SLC PUNK (the movie)

That movie hit too damned close to home! I remember seeing it a few years ago and going "he did sell out, but on his own terms, so did he sell out or move up and on?" My old friend Joe used to call me...
Posted by Dan ♠ Hit it till it works ♠ Stanley on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 02:55:00 PST

chain letters

S' right kids. Instead of dead raped girls crawling out of your showers and giving you a million dollars your true love and dinner with Christ Almighty, we have this. This is the fourth one of the the...
Posted by Dan ♠ Hit it till it works ♠ Stanley on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 02:15:00 PST