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Butters

I like to poop on floors

About Me

Hi, I'm Butters. I am a year and half old, and I'm a father of about 7+ already... luckily my owner rescued me from appalachia before I had to pay child support!

I enjoy sitting around and being lazy at my owner's apartment. I tend to start barking at the voices in my head at 3 in morning when my owner is trying to sleep. Of course I like to eat..

so Holla at ya boy!

My Interests

Farting, pussy, eating everyones food, and smelling really bad

I'd like to meet:

fat chicks

Music:

Sublime and 311, its all my owner listens to...

Movies:

Anything with Jenna Jameson

Television:

Animal planet

Books:

pug porn

Heroes:

Mike Tyson