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About Me

My innerillegalimmigrants are helping me with this profile. The innerwhitepeople supervising them are just standing around watching traffic go by, so they decided to take a break.
What is the United States of Erica?
I became a little tired of the outside world. All of the problems we're having today. I have an active imagination that isn't too keen on always working, exercising, learning and sleeping. I had to find a creative outlet for myself. Unfortunately, I became the creative outlet. I'm just transferring it to the internet. There seems to be plenty of space for it here.
What do we expect to find in the United States of Erica?
What do you want to find? Everything exists here. Your inner person can be anything you want it to be. Whether you're a little bit racist, a little bit stupid or a little obnoxious, you're just as welcomed as those who will either entertain your disability or ignore it. I don't hold anyone accountable. I have no offenses, but that is not an invite to test my patience. You'll often find that there are often too many times people who just do bad things, not because they can or because it makes them feel good. It's because in their minds they honestly believe that what they are doing is a very good idea. We won't punish them for being a potatohead.
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My Interests

Acting for television and film.
Graphics editing. You can tell by the Stephen Colbert "The Word" edits I have posted in so many comment blocks. I've done only a few Jon Stewarts, but I'm working on those. I'm also working on Anderson Cooper comment pics.
Sports: College Football, Hockey, Arena Football, NFL Football, The Olympics, you know? Just say I love Sports.
I have a wide variety of interests, but I have to say the most prevailing one is writing. I love to write because I have a slew of ideas and dreams and I write them all down.

I'd like to meet:

Visit the United States of Erica

Are You Famous?
If you have answered yes to this question, then please come visit me in my Black House. I'll even let you have my bedroom for the night(s) you stay, provided you allow me to interview you. Free Lodging? Sure your network may put you up in a swank hotel, but honestly, do you know where those sheets have been? Email me and I'll see what I can do to make your vacation in beautiful metropolitan Atlanta comfortable and exciting.
Not Quite Famous?
Don't worry! We have a nice futon that you can park your ass on until you get the hell out of Dodge. Oh and rent is proactive from the time you step into the door. Pay up cause this ain't no refugee camp.
A Few Rules Before Visiting / Moving to the United States of Erica:
* No littering - $49.95 + S&H (transportation to deport you outside and away from the United States of Erica) for each offense. There are plenty of trashcans located on the borders of each state.
* The remote belongs to President EJ. Sometimes Vice President Brian likes to take possession of it and set the Presidential Tivo to record some shit she doesn't watch, but it still belongs to President EJ.
* Take your allergy medicine before stepping into Black House. The Secret Service Kitty will not care if your eyes become red, puffy and drippy. This will make him suspicious of you and follow you. He will do anything to stay within your direct path so that no harm will come to President EJ.
* Have a pleasant stay within the United States of Erica!
Invites Are Always Opened For:
JON STEWART STEPHEN COLBERT ANDERSON COOPER
and for all you other people... invites happen through the Calendar or Bulletin Services.

2008
Stewart - Colbert

Music:

NPR Classical
Swing/Big Band
Jazz
Reggae
Hindi
Actually, anything that has a good beat or a message to it.

Movies:

Free Local Casting Calls

Television:

.. .. ..Deadwood Anderson Cooper 360 Cartoon Network

Unfortunately, due to the ViaCommies, I had to remove my clips of Jon. The invisible hand of the free market is giving you the finger VIACOM!

Books:

Textbooks for College Courses I'm Taking

Heroes:

Anyone willing to make a move towards the reform of the media and government

My Blog

What ever happened to ...

The 1986 New York MetsIt's hard to believe that it's been 20 years since the epitome of New York's "Finest" won the World Series. The Mets' depicted everything that was bad about New York: ...
Posted by United States of Erica on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 12:52:00 PST

MISSING: Old Classmates

I was never one to look back, but I know I cannot forget where I come from. I'm not good with keeping in touch either. So if you feel I have deliberately forgotten you, ask yourself three ...
Posted by United States of Erica on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 07:46:00 PST

MACtastrophe!

It was my roommate's birthday. I'm the type of person who gets gifts that I know people will use: journals, gift cards, ties (that means you, SC.) This gift was no exception. I already kne...
Posted by United States of Erica on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 04:16:00 PST

Kids have no clue how to have fun these days...

Everyone has some things they have done in their childhood. I would like to hear some of yours.Me? I was a totally goofy, ADD afflicted kid who's medication consisted of spankings and naps. Fairyta...
Posted by United States of Erica on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 07:37:00 PST

Following My Dreams

Yeah, I'm a dumbass for listening to people a long time ago when I was in my 20's. "Get a good paying job in computers." "You know, an ISP will always make good money," "Phone sex has great hours."...
Posted by United States of Erica on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 05:38:00 PST

After all this, there's still more in this head?

I do believe that I need psychiatric assistance. Only problem, I don't want it. I took the day to cry, mourn if you will. I don't cry often. Things that make me cry: The Color Purple, the scene i...
Posted by United States of Erica on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 03:55:00 PST

Let's talk about -- SOAP

Yesterday I decided to take a detour to school. I rode Marta to the Chamblee Station and waited for the bus. I was sitting on the bench a seat down from a hispanic man and some strange looking fucke...
Posted by United States of Erica on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 01:33:00 PST

Did Y'all Feel That?

Ok, I live on the border of Fulton and Dekalb counties near I-20, Moreland Avenue and Memorial Drive. That's not an invite to come over, unless your Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, Anderson Cooper, my ...
Posted by United States of Erica on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 08:50:00 PST

Ladies, I'm Calling You Out On The Toilet Thing

I am a woman. I know this because I bleed every month, which I respectfully call Crimson Tide. I also know this because of the other functions my body can perform. I am proud, feminine and strong.L...
Posted by United States of Erica on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 08:58:00 PST