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Lord Xenu

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

found this retro layout at HOT FreeLayouts.com
Your Brain is 33% Female, 67% Male
You have a total boy brain
Logical and detailed, you tend to look at the facts
And while your emotions do sway you sometimes...
You never like to get feelings too involved What Gender Is Your Brain?

My Interests

destruction and the beauty thereafter, music, metal chicks who use aqua net in their hair, sev's coffee, john wayne, the singer from the distillers, writing that song...forgetting it 10 minutes later, payin too little and gettin sooooo much, pin-ups, gettin ink, sleep, cigar store indians, black face, forehead thermometers, new york city, WMD's, number 2 no onions, the duality of man, pissing in the snow, "the reveal", leveling up, extra life mushrooms, painting with my dick, getting "down" and never getting up again, holding my breath for 4 minutes, dreaming of her, waking up alone, drugs, hot showers, werther's originals, ass pennies, death from above, ny times, burritos, saying "guatamala," free samples, obama

I'd like to meet:

deborah harry...in the late 70's. or madonna, anytime. or some fine lady who reminds me what it means to live and love. even if she has to do it by putting a 6 inch heel to my forehead.

Music:

cash, bowie, costello, clash, blondie, cave-in, radiohead, faith no more, atmosphere, modest mouse, distillers, dick dale, dre, czars, at the drive in, lovage, smiths, foo fighters, the mats, westerberg, postal service, sahara hotnights, g-n-r, stevie wonder, pi tchaicovsky, ramones, phoenix, urban teepee, elvis, outkast, gershwin, bernstein, ol blue eyes, deano, tony b, bobby d, king of pop, prince, coheed and cambria, stones, em, nin, curtis mayfield, failure, big country, men at work, toots and the maytalls, minor threat, floyd, nirvana, rancid, pearl jam, muse, nofx, bad religion, mozart, ben e king, marvin gaye, foghat, alice cooper, otis, bjork, robert miles, tricky, james brown, peeping tom, lcd, wainwright, feist

Movies:

cloverfield. and willy wonka.

Television:

yankee baseball. and flight of the conchords

Books:

ishmael, brief history of time, cosmos, desperation/regulators, any shakespeare or HST, ecology of fear, grimms fairy tales, bill moyer, mrs frisby and the rats of NIMH, watership down

Heroes:

bowie, elvis, HST

My Blog

my favorite candy

this is the cold part winter is slowing my brain she doesn't see me
Posted by Lord Xenu on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 10:28:00 PST

letter to my better self

 I turn up the music to drowned out my thoughts of you but no matter how loud i make the music you make your way through. here i am waiting for your hand to hold. let go of hers first before you ...
Posted by Lord Xenu on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 03:45:00 PST

ode to disaster

shiny spots on a bread crusted melancholy i chose life this week, but who knows the reason? an apple a day keeps me fructosed entirely and i bit off more than i ever knew this time but this is w...
Posted by Lord Xenu on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

bobby

bobby plays with guns bobby voted for george bush bobby is an ass.
Posted by Lord Xenu on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

focus on the candy

new halloween treat. razorblades. get some. and then if you think about giving them to little kids, use them on your wrists. when you're alone. in a locked bathroom. in the tub. that is all.
Posted by Lord Xenu on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

too damn hot

woke the dinosaur shook his clawed hand and break-danced now i am jesus
Posted by Lord Xenu on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

we're doomed

gas $2.31 a gallon? cigarettes $7.25 a pack? hookers $10 an hour? we're all DOOMED
Posted by Lord Xenu on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

when did it start to hurt?

bang bang on the drums windows rattle on my house i can't go to sleep
Posted by Lord Xenu on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

fine i give up

make sure you always alllllways give up. never ever do anything you want. just do what others tell you, and if the government tells you to do something, do it extra fast, and better than you ever have...
Posted by Lord Xenu on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i finally found the love of a lifetime

the only true love in this world is a child's love of their blanky. it's the only thing that never let's you down, and even if you lose it, it's shape always conforms to where your head meets your sho...
Posted by Lord Xenu on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST