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James

Do all that you wish to do in life. When else will you do it?

About Me

I am a simple man who loves his wife, works for the Chinese and loves the sound of a kitten jamming on a kitten sized ax.


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I am Skeletor! Skeletor 75% The Alpha Scott 70% Extra Digit Man 65% The Albino 65% Bob Ross 65% The Human Zamboney 65% Al Roker 60% The Peeper 60% The Waffler 55% PMS Girl 55% Yo Mamma 50% Skeletor dares everything.
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'A Brief History Of Me'
Name: Jimmy James
Birthday: 5/10/83
Birthplace: Billings, MT
Current Location: Missoula, MT
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'11"
Right Handed or Left Handed: I am write handed
Your Heritage: I am a Mexi-can't on Friday
The Shoes You Wore Today: Skechers low top boots
Your Weakness: Bullets
Your Fears: Marsupials because they're fast
Your Perfect Pizza: The one I am eating
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Just baught a house so I guess I have to pick a new one.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Hold on, I'm going to go smoke
Thoughts First Waking Up: How late am I for work today? Sub-thought, Will anyone care?
Your Best Physical Feature: My sweet ass
Your Bedtime: Right after Mythbusters
Your Most Missed Memory: How would I know if it is missing?
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi, when I drink soda
MacDonalds or Burger King: MacDonald’s, that’s were my parents took me so I was never turned onto the king
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Tea is for the harbor
Chocolate or Vanilla: Baniya
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: yes
Do you Swear: Fair Dinkum
Do you Sing: Yes
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Yes
Do you want to get Married: Done it
Do you belive in yourself: Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive:' Yes
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes, it's the lighting that you’ve got to worry about.
Do you play an Instrument: Yes, Guitar, Drums and Beatbox
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date:
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: No
Ever been Beaten up: Yes, I was a Boxer for 5 years
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: Fighting evil during the Apocalypse.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A Soda Fountain or a River
What country would you most like to Visit: China, Australia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green
Favourite Hair Color: Blonde
Short or Long Hair: Ok
Height: Shorter than I am
Weight: Any
Best Clothing Style: Chic
Number of Drugs I have taken: I don't even take medicine.
Number of CDs I own: 0
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: None
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My Interests

Building, Music, Martial Arts, Guns, Camping, Making Money, Friendships, Science, Entomology, Landscaping, Heated Debates, Becoming a Better Person and Animals.

I'd like to meet:

The man that does not enjoy Easy Cheese or a fine order of hot wings.


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The Militant Ocelot
People Iced In The Face: A Billion, Billion
Bumper Car Bombs Planted: Nine Million
Favorite Weapon A Sock Full Of GrapeNuts
Dead Arms Administered: Three
Black Eyes Delivered: Just Jenny's
Worlds Destroyed: None. Pathetic.
Biggest Enemies: Slightly Out Of Place Man and The Disorganizer
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Music:

This is an odd subject matter do you want me to list the type of music I like or the type of music I play or is this a deeper question. Music, I will have to say yes definitely yes would be my answer.

Movies:

Movies are fun sometimes. I like a movie that will put you in a good mood. I hate watching a movie with my wife and she ends up crying at the end or we are both depressed. We watched “The Way We Were” last night and I fell asleep for just a few seconds and I wake up just in time to catch the end. This was a very depressing movie about a failed marriage. If I wanted to be depressed I don't have to spend the $5 at the Wal-mart bargain bin I can just open some of my bills and be just as depressed for free.

Television:

I find television to be a good resource for learning I like all the learning channels such as Discovery, TLC,Animal Planet, the science channel, Biography channel, National Geographic channel, the military channel and discovery science channel. . Other than that it is just reality shows.

Books:

I wish I could say that I could enjoy reading but I can't. The only books I like are ones filled with short bits of fact. I like Uncle Johns Bathroom Readers and Science books. I find my self reading Text books from time to time.

Heroes:

Batman, he shows us that with enough time and money anyone can be a super hero.My father, A man that I can look up to and strive to be. If I were to turn out half the man he is I would still be a great man.John "Jack" Fister, If there ever was a man who loved life and happiness to its full extent he would have been that man.Bobby Fister, for his literary and loyalty skills.Adam Loewen, for his abilities in music and mastery of being Adam Loewen.Johann Johnson, for his expertise in all thing computer related.My wife Heidi Gale Gonzales, for putting up with me and her amazing ability to work harder than anyone I know.Ty Shug-knight, Master of all things video game related.My Step Father, My own personal super hero who is always there when you need him.My Mother, who holds the super human mother gene. Every one she meets is at that moment one of her children.Jared Frye, He has gorilla hands and a sweet VW bus.Khoole Ade & His Side Kick Flavor Ade, There is no task too small or easy for the brothers Ade.For every one that is not on this list, Your keen eye for small details.This list is in no sort of order or rank.

My Blog

Gas Nazi

I have not posted a new blog in a while so I will try to catch everyone up to speed.  ..:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas:contacts" />Heidi and I have almost unpacked enough boxes to make...
Posted by James on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 12:13:00 PST

Best Dream Ever

I had a dream last night that will change my life.  I was walking through a lush jungle, I felt completely calm and at ease, probably the calmest I have felt ever, dreaming or not.  I saw a ...
Posted by James on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 02:10:00 PST

All Hallows eve.

My mother never let us kids go trick or treating.  This is true.  So as a result I don't get all excited when it rolls around.  I see all these people looking for costumes and cool part...
Posted by James on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 02:53:00 PST

All you can eat Video buffet!

My boss did not come in to work today.  That is good news for you.  I got paid $13 an hour to surf the internet and find these videos for you.  Now not all the videos are funny, some of...
Posted by James on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 04:50:00 PST

The end of the world!

Ok, so the world may or may not end on 12/21/2012.  I was reading one of my science web sites today and found out that the Mayan people had there own calendar.  This did not surprise me due ...
Posted by James on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 05:21:00 PST

Grow up Missoula.

  I was walking back to work after lunch today and I heard someone yell "Hey Fag."  I looked over to see what was going on and it was someone in a budget rental truck yelling ...
Posted by James on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 02:30:00 PST

The Ark

My office has a leak in the roof. The tat tats of drops hitting the bucket The ladder standing forebodingly over my desk. The distant sound of cars splashing down reserve Torture! My office has a leak...
Posted by James on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 04:54:00 PST

Thinking about smoking?

Ok, so you know I love to smoke.  This is a given fact.  But there are allot of times that I wish I had never started.  If you are now at the point where you are making a conscious choi...
Posted by James on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 11:01:00 PST

Hot Wings

I went to Paradise Falls with Johann, Bob and my friend from out of town Stepon.  I was a little strapped fro cash so I asked Johann if he would split the two pound hot wing platter with me. ...
Posted by James on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 04:20:00 PST

Guitar Restoration Day .2

Day: 2, 3/18/2006 I have brought the now detached neck to work with me to photograph the insignia on the head.  In the pattern there is a single letter, A.  I have given the photograph to ou...
Posted by James on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 04:32:00 PST