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About Me

Hello my name is David,I am a Gender Illusionist. I created the illusion of Lauren-Ashlee on January 3rd @ The 2003 Miss Gay Texas Pageant competition which took placed @ The Discovery Night Club in Laredo Texas. Iâ€™ve accomplished 3 years. I was born (Santa Rosa Hospital); raised in San Antonio Texas where I Graduated From Edison High; my husband and I are Currently Paying off our mortgage to Our Three Bedroom home. I loved to bead, stone &; also learning to sew on my spare time. I am also the curent reigning Miss Gay Texas State"06" Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!
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Which Victoria's Secret Angel are you?

Adriana Lima
You are wild,crazy,exotic, and love to wear as little as possible!
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You Are 70% Boyish and 30% Girlish
You are pretty evenly split down the middle - a total eunuch.
Okay, kidding about the eunuch part. But you do get along with both sexes.
You reject traditional gender roles. However, you don't actively fight them.
You're just you. You don't try to be what people expect you to be.

What High School Stereotype Are You?

Prep
You're a prep. You like looking good and having fun, there's nothing wrong with that.
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How pretty are you?

You are gorgeous!!!
Congradulations! You are more than just beautiful, you are GORGEOUS! You love to buy pretty clothes, but sometimes you spend a fortune! Lol. Well overal, you have a good personality, unless you are a mean snob.
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align="center" colspan="2" Which America's Next Top Model are you? -pics-

Eva
You are Eva! You tell people like it is...and have a really great style! You get all the guys :)
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What kind of lips do you have? *PICS!*

Sexy Lips
You have sexy lips. All the girls hate you because all the guys love you! You know how to flaunt all your best features and you know how to flirt!
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My Interests

I Loved To Bead, Stone, Also Learning To Sew On My Spare Time. I Love Shopping, Eating Out And Of Course Cocktailing And Dancing At The Bonham Exchange.

Which GUY would you date? (((PiCTURES)))

David Beckham
You like 'Pretty Boys' with nice legs!
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I'd like to meet:

As Many Friends As Possible, Who Are Down To Earth And Real. I Am Not Looking For Men Or Women That Think Of Me As A Sexual Object. I Am Not A Transsexual. And Take My Job As A Female Illusionist Seriously. It Is A Profession; Not Sexual Pleasure. Donâ€™t Get Me Wrong It Is Flattering That You Find Me Attractive Or Even Sexy, But Donâ€™t Cross The Line.I Am Happily Married And Taken And I Am Not Intrested in Your BS!!!! And Potential Contestants Ready To Be Crown Miss Gay Texas State. Tired Of The Politics And Ready For A Pageant System Thatâ€™s About You And Wanting To Promote You And Lead You In The Right Direction..

Music:

I Go For A Very Wide Selection Including The Killers, All American Rejects, Fall Out Boy: To Madonna, Beyonce, No Doubt To Even Cher And Tina Turner. Don't get me wrong I Love All The Drag Stuff Too!!! The Killers Their Music Is The Best!!! Their Very Distinguish And Unique...

Movies:

The Adventures of Priscilla Queen!!! Of The Desert, Moulin Rouge, And How High( I Know How Professional) But Thatâ€™s One Thing About Me, I Am Honest. Oh Yeah That Reminds Me Blow, Casino, Scar Face. Those Are Greatâ€¦ I Also Love Horror Films Especially Foreign Like Grudge And The Ring. And Those Wack Gruesome Ones Like Saw And Hostel. I Just Recently Just Saw Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning., And Grudge 2

Television:

Project Runway, Real World, Road Rules, American Idol, Nip/Tuck,Chelsea Handler ,E News and I'll I Stop There...

Books:

I Haven't Pick a Book Up About 8 Years Thats Kind Of Sad I Should Start

Heroes:

Don't Really have One

Which X-Men Character are you most like?

Bobby Drake
Sometimes you can feel neglected and left out, but don't let what others say get you down, do what's best for you. You have energy hidden deep within you, even though sometimes you don't feel it. Sometimes you must tap that inner strength in order to succeed.
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