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Joshua 10,000

“I have nothing to offer anybody except my own confusion”

About Me

My fault, my failure, is not in the passions I have, but in my lack of control of them.
Which Trainspotting Character Are You?

Im also an awesome dancer

Star in Your Own JibJab! It's Free!

My Interests

Midgets, Disfigured LucaDores, Amputee Burlesque...

I'd like to meet:

“The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn, like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes "Awww!” Kerouac

Music:

Fugazi, Francis Sinatra, Social Distortion, The Matadors, DOA, The Specials, Gutter Demons, Beatles, Stray Cats, Peter Tosh, The Clash, Etta Fitzgerald, The Outbred Inlaws, English Beat, Billie Holliday, T.S.OL, Misfits, Johnny Cash, Run With The Kittens, Mike Ness, Beck, Ramones, Springsteen, Minor Threat, Dead Kennedys (WITH Jelo), Lynrd Skynrd, Neil Young -- ad infinitum...

Movies:

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Bubba Hoe-Tep, Straight To Hell (cmon, Joe Strummer and The Pogues playing Irish Mobsters in Mexico addicted to Coffee...saynomore)

Books:

"I. Shithead" by Joey Shithead of DOA, "On The Road" Jack Keerouac, "The Dubliners" James Joyce, anything by Raymond Chandler

Heroes:

George W. Bush, for showing us all that coke snorting lying-idiot-losers who have nothing to offer can one day put their finger on the button that will destroy the planet and push a great country like the USA further into the mud. Whadda Guy!!!

My Blog

Idioms of the day...

To help the world in it's search for more interesting language, I am preparing new "Idioms Of The Day" so that one and all can share in the warmth of new found speak... WHAT ARE IDIOMS? Idioms are w...
Posted by Joshua 10,000 on Mon, 08 May 2006 05:12:00 PST

Word of the day: Norrisesque

Word of the day: Norrisesque On account of Rowan's superb memory of Chuck Norris jokes, I hereby dedicate the title of this site to Chuck Norris, and am also submitting this word to dictionary.com ...
Posted by Joshua 10,000 on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 07:29:00 PST

My feet hurt...

I had no work today and wanted to chill on my own...Now my goddam feet hurt and my plans for tonight have been destroyed...Ah well -- F8&k them...Onwards we go... I think Ill have another cigarett...
Posted by Joshua 10,000 on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 02:33:00 PST