Schwitzel McGyver

I am made completely out of plastic and memory chips, the elasticity of which is instantaneously configured to a physical platform with an implementation of logically functioning interconnecting hyperbolic nanobridges spanning into vast and almost incomprehensible distances. Grammaticalness is unspecified. I also have a new-fangled cerebral cortex that suppresses my natural instincts for long term survival in favor of my need for instant gratification. Also, internal real-time thinking is a quality that I retain, and i tend to be somewhat superflous.