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Contract Killing For Less.......

About Me

My name is Jo Jo and I'm an Addict.......First off and foremost, let me just say, I am not interested in being ANYONES friend, unless i know you in person. I'm not looking for a boyfriend, and I'm not going to read your "hey sexi whats up" messages....don't fucking try. and I'm not trying to be some couples third party so they can get their rocks off- I have much better things to do with my time. Like paint on walls, read a book, smoke pot or make bracelets. So, If your on my page about to talk about such nonsense, you should probably just go play in traffic- the gene pool will be better off with out you.A lot of people say I'm fucking crazy, but the truth is, I'm misunderstood. And besides, theres never a dull moment with me around. Your always sure to be entertained. When I'm not amusing human beings, I've got entirely too much on my mind, and this usually results in me staring off into space quite often. I'm an animal advocate, and I have the goal of becoming the best Wildlife Rehabiltater in the world. In case you didnt know, thats someone that either breeds endangered species and raises them to release them into the wild, or rehabilitates hurt or orphaned animals, to release them. I spend my spare time creating things or reading books about nerdy things like space or animals. On the typical Saturday night, one will find a Jo Jo at a party in Detroit....livin up the life with my wonderful friends!!! I smoke a lot of pot, in fact, some will call me a Pot Conesiour (----spelling) or perhaps even a Pro. Roach clips? For what? My nails are yellow with resin. When people say "you smell like pot." I reply with "thank you." So if you are anti-pot, chances are your anti-Jo Jo, because I think THC is officially part of my DNA. I believe in a lot of silly nonsense, such as gnomes and shit, but these things are for my sanity you see. If Jo Jo gets too serious, Its a grumpy Jo. No One Likes a Grumpy Jo. You can ask any one of my 70 or so friends.I don't like to be ignored, or lied to. Honesty is always the best. I admire that in a person. I don't like saying the word "parmesan" because I don't know how to pronounce it. I am deathly afraid of spiders, and anything with more then 4 legs. I can't think of a single animal with more then 4 legs, if you can-fill me in. (not counting octopus's , They're cool) I don't like to drink, I think the taste is disgusting, and I weigh 98 lbs for god sakes, I'd like to keep my liver intact. I find Tabouli gross, and sometimes I think that Science is but an organized system of ignorance. (although, I love that organized ignorance.)Anywho:I am that girl. I wear my heart on my sleeve. If I think something is worth my time, I put my heart and my soul into it. I am a strong believer in you get what you put out. So I put out excess energy directed towards many things. I don't get mad: I get even. I love everything in excess. Although at the same time, I consider myself to be rather simple to please. I don't really give a flying fuck about what anyone thinks about me. For every person that hates me, theres 5 that love me. So if you hate me: Fuck off. I probobly hate you too. I'm composed of Breakbeats, Animal love,CFC's (from the spraypaint),and more Beats. I try my hardest, but sometimes I fail. I cry, I smile, I laugh, I am JOLENE.

My Interests

It ranges from Animals,Music, Art,Reading,Psycology and Kids. The more proper question is: What am I NOT interested in. I really think i have a gnome in my house that steals various articles from me and hides them in the depth of gnomeland. I research animal behaviors and ecology, all the way to archaeology, anthropology, microbiology and bioengeneering in my free time. Along with, and not limited to.... make up artistry,graffiti,photography, modeling, nanotechnology and hacking resources.

I'd like to meet:

Chances are: I don't want to meet you. Unless your Johnny Dep, And No.....No I will not "Holler".

Music:

DBL TRBL, The Diciple, Mr.Busy, Kubyx, Dj Assault,Dj Psycho, Dj Twizzler,Don Juan, Bob Marley, Bouju Baton, Sublime, Garbage, Snake River Conspiracy, ICP, Beastie Boys, Gorillaz, Bush, Cake, Ween, Bobby Digital, Method Man Beethoven, Mozart. Sneaker pimps, Diesel Boy, Dj Qbert, Dj Craze, AK1200, everything but the girl, Dj Dara, John Acquaviva. Danny Breaks, John B, and soooo many more. Its actually really ridiculous how much shit I listen to.

Movies:

Wave Twisters, Hackers, Hackers 2, Gia, Gattaca, Kill Bill 1, Kill Bill 2, domino,sailor moon, Beat Street.....Why are you asking so many personal questions? Isn't that what I should be doing?

Television:

Fuck a television.But I guess, if I had to say anything- I'd have to say Fuck a TVIf anything:its Discovery Channel, or Animal planet. OR Sailor Moon, and Invader Zim. I have invader blood marching through my veins, like tiny rubber pants, DO NOT IGNORE MY VEINS!!!

Books:

Nastrodomus, Johnny the Homicidal maniac comics, The Royal Diaries series, First Person Plural, Ann Rice Books (especially the Sleeping Beauty Trilogy), medical dictionaries, books about animals and shit. and anything else you stick in my face.

Heroes:

Einstein. And no, not Albert. The gnome that keeps stealing my shit. And I cannot forget : DJ Qbert.My Bitches and my Hoes. &hearts WHERES MY MONEY BITCH &heartsAnd whoever this bad ass bitch is:

My Blog

Queen of Hearts

[IMG]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e339/joleneAnn/qh.jpg [/IMG]http://www.starofthemagi.com/birthday.htmlQUEEN OF HEARTS LOVE AND COMPASSION The Queen of Hearts is ...
Posted by :[Princess DirtyFeet]: on Fri, 12 Sep 2008 10:25:00 PST

RISK

RISKAuthor unknownTo laugh is to risk appearing the fool.To weep is to risk appearing sentimental.To reach out to others is to risk involvement.To expose feelings is to risk exposing your true self.To...
Posted by :[Princess DirtyFeet]: on Mon, 08 Sep 2008 11:22:00 PST

Love struck

I didnt write this, my little sister Nehoe did....but its crazy, and it gave me chills. I loved you, you made me, hate me.You gave me, hate, see?.It...
Posted by :[Princess DirtyFeet]: on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 09:00:00 PST

MY APOLOGIES (please read)

I fucked up my profile...please deal with it till i can fix it   thanks bye  
Posted by :[Princess DirtyFeet]: on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 04:10:00 PST

Him:

I am sick with this: His scent swims around me like a perfume to heavy for summer. Me: Lost thing intoxicated curled within him drowning over and over charmed, disarmed: he comes when least expecte...
Posted by :[Princess DirtyFeet]: on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 03:03:00 PST

depression.....with a side order of self loathing.........

So, seeing how I lack an actual person to talk to, I figured I would just self loath in my lonely blog.  I have no idea why, but the past few days have just been absolute shit for me.  I'd h...
Posted by :[Princess DirtyFeet]: on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 02:14:00 PST

Disgusting Stripper Nail Gashes in My Back.....

It all started in the bathroom, with me finding some dumb bitches purse.  So I see the purse and I look to see if there is an I.D. in it, and I see no ID and 3 dollars.  So I go turn the pur...
Posted by :[Princess DirtyFeet]: on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 01:14:00 PST

Detroit Electronic Music Festival.

What a fun day this was.  My first year at the tech fest and today was awesome.  I met my big brother for the first time and he's the shit.  I danced until my feet fell off.  I got...
Posted by :[Princess DirtyFeet]: on Mon, 29 May 2006 10:58:00 PST

Flattery at its finest.

I'm just wondering out of curiousity.  Why is it that men look at me and just see a pretty face.  Don't get me wrong, I love when guys tell me i'm beautiful and whatnot, but is that all they...
Posted by :[Princess DirtyFeet]: on Wed, 17 May 2006 12:05:00 PST

Stupidity.

So, recently I have made a discovery.  This has absolutly torn my fucking heart out.  I've been such a negative and depressed person lately, its fucking ridiculous.  I can't stop sittin...
Posted by :[Princess DirtyFeet]: on Wed, 10 May 2006 12:16:00 PST