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New Fresh Fade

available for birthday parties and bar mitzfahs

About Me

I'm that skinny black dude from Detroit. I'm kinda funny most of the time, and an all around nice guy. I'm engaged to the coolest girl on Earth, I work a lot, and I play drums. People tell me I'm a pretty alright drummer, but I don't hate them for not knowing any better. I like history, history's cool. And I have a couple tattoos. One says Mom, Dad and Brothers auf Deutsch; and I also have three stars on my chesss (that would be my chest for those unable to make the ghetto pronunciation). They're my Sarah stars. Straight gangsta!

I also love baseball. Have since I was a kid. Lifelong Detroit Tigers, Lions, and Red Wings fan and supporter of the University of Michigan.But I really love baseball...

My Interests

Sarah, the Civil War, sports fanatic, know-it-all, kinda weird. It's not easy.

I'd like to meet:

Cool people, your mom, Garrett Morris, and Project Pat.
New favorite show. Watch it. It's the Power Rangers, bitch! "Knee Deep" by Job for a Cowboy
"Accordion" by MF DOOM

Atomic Ballroom Calamity - they're a band you've never heard of, but this video is f'n sweet.

Music:

James Brown, Parliment Funkadelic, NOFX, Deftones, Every Time I Die, Primus, Led Zepplin, Issac Hayes, The Walkmen, 8Ball & MJG, old Metallica, the first Korn album, Jimi Hendrix, Project Pat, Three 6 Mafia, Bjork, Johnny Cash, Curtis Mayfield, The Police, old U2, Foreigner, Refused, The Banana Convention, Wu Tang Clan, Paul Wall, Between the Buried and Me, Slint, Thursday, Rage Against the Machine, Junkyard Band, Fear Before the March of Flames, the Beastie Boys, Erykah Badu, Racebannon, Tortoise, Black Starr, MADVILLAIN, 900 St. Hustlaz. You know, the usual.

Bands I've played in:
2 Badd 2 Beat (4th grade)
Cafe Wawa,
Quality Unit,
Amateur Murder,
The Banana Convention,
Josephine
Motherfucker
Start Runnin'!

Movies:

Don't like 'em. They make me fall asleep. Except for: The Exorcist, Any Mel Brooks movie, Fight Club, The Usual Suspects, Braveheart, Eternal Sunlight of a Spotless Mind, Fight Club,The Shining, and Kung Fu flicks. Oh, and porn.

Television:

The History Channel, ESPN, Mike & Mike, The Amazing Race

Books:

Things Fall Apart, April 1865, 1984, Primary Colors, Dante's Inferno, Animal Farm, Breakfast of Champions, The Histories of Heroditus, Gangs of New York, Campaigns of the Civil War, The Prince, and a bunch of crap for school that I didn't like.

Heroes:

Sarah Heiss (my hotness), my mom (Yvonne), my YOUNGER brother Stephen, Abraham Lincoln, DJ Paul and Juicy J, Shaft, Josh Jekel, and Iron Mike Tyson.

My Blog

MLK

just so you know, asking the only brotha you know if it's Dr. King Day is kinda racist.   And very ignorant.  Watch the damn news once in a while or something.
Posted by New Fresh Fade on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 05:20:00 PST

Today's my birthday...

I'm 24 today at 8:51 PM.  My mom went into labor about four hours ago on this day in 1982, so thank you mom for putting with that much labor for only five pounds of baby.  Thanks to everyone...
Posted by New Fresh Fade on Sat, 27 May 2006 10:31:00 PST

Thanks for the effort but...

I've got new drums!!!!!  Thanks you Sarah for my new birthday/Christmas present!  It's better than my last kit and looks better too! Hot damn, time to rock!  That is once Cody gives me ...
Posted by New Fresh Fade on Wed, 17 May 2006 09:04:00 PST

I have awesome peeps...

Thanks everyone for your kind words.  It really sucks that my drums got fucked up, but hey, (in a twist of salesman irony) I should have gotten the extended warranty on my drums.  I'd be get...
Posted by New Fresh Fade on Wed, 10 May 2006 09:33:00 PST

That's right bitches...

JB's got his drums back.  I'm thinking turquoise sparkle or green sparkle.  Be part of the democratic pro-cess.
Posted by New Fresh Fade on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 01:22:00 PST

The drum saga continues...

Ok, I need help deciding what to do to my drums.  I've come to the conclusion they will never be sold, so I'm going to fix them.  Here's where you come in.  I need to choose what color ...
Posted by New Fresh Fade on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 10:56:00 PST

My drums, my drums my drums my drums....

Check it out, I have a drum set and I want to sell it.  That's right, you, too, can play the same drums that the legendary John Brown has played such classics as Amateur Murder's "Shit in Your Sk...
Posted by New Fresh Fade on Sat, 14 Jan 2006 08:48:00 PST

Just what I always wanted.

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Posted by New Fresh Fade on Mon, 26 Dec 2005 07:59:00 PST

Merry Christmas

What's the problem with saying Merry Christmas again?  If you're offended by it, you got at least 150 years of tradition to contend with.  Not to mention, when was the last time someone obje...
Posted by New Fresh Fade on Mon, 19 Dec 2005 08:17:00 PST

Wheels spinnin'...

When I stop they do the wiggle, wiggle Whip is little, candy paint looks like littke skittles!
Posted by New Fresh Fade on Tue, 04 Oct 2005 12:53:00 PST