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About Me

? whateverlife.comhere we go.. i guess i could be described as fairly quiet and reclusive . . . until you get to know me! i'm trying to break the cycle of coming across as bitchy, but it takes me awhile to warm up to people i don't know, so i apologize to anyone i meet and might offend because of this.. that being said, i'm still pretty mellow most of the time, but i'm prone to talking your ear off given the time and opportunity.. i'm also a total music snob and i can't help it.. i guess growing up in the middle of nowhere and being subjected to the pure crap that is played on local radio stations has spawned this snobbery.. sorry.. and just because i have piercings and look 'emo', let it be known that i detest emo, metal, gridecore, ect.. it sucks [except for refused and old everytime i die].. period.. oh, and did i mention that i'm really opinionated? heh.. it's true, and i'm sure that once you get to know me, you'll be subjected to one of my rants, most likely the one about how must most popular music sucks, or how people around here and RUDE and couldn't drive if their life depended on it.. but anyway, enough about me.. send me a message sometime, i'd love to hear from new people [so long as you aren't creepy].. :)
most of this layout taken from www.whateverlife.com . support them, they're from michigan!

My Interests

. music .
. indie rock .
. baseball?!? .
. reading .
. fashion .
. shopping .
. the sims 2 .
. toys .
. singing in the car .
. discovery health channel .

Music:

. black moth super rainbow .
. time machine .
. MGMT .
. these new puritans .
. pharrell .
. what made milwaukee famous .
. test icicles .
. arctic monkeys .
. wolf parade .
. yeah yeah yeahs .
. death from above 1979 .
. the icarus line .
. thunderbirds are now! .
. everytime i die .
. heavy heavy low low .
. bloc party .
. the futureheads .
. pattern is movement .
. say hi to your mom .
. menomena .
. single frame .
. the walkmen .
. sigur ros .
. apparat organ quartet .
. radiohead .
. yo la tengo .
. the rapture .
. jonathan fire eater .
. the faint .
. figurine .
. the postal service .
. franz ferdinand .
. interpol .
. neutral milk hotel .
. the dudley corporation .
. pinback .
. snow patrol .
. slint .
. sunny day real estate .
. self .
. metric .
. the strokes .
. the arcade fire .
. ours .
. owen .
. belle and sebastian .
. the von bondies .
. clinic .
. the dears .
. cat power .
. broken social scene .
. elbow .
. elliott smith .
. spiritualized .
. versus .
. tv on the radio .
. death cab for cutie .
. pinback .
. adult. .
. matthew dear .
. matthew herbert .
. tube jerk .
. richie hawtin .
. plastikman .
. robert hood .
. ...and you will know us by the trail of dead .
. godspeed you black emperor .
. explosions in the sky .
. sushirobo .
. tortoise .
. cat power .
. colieda .
. vince dynamic .
. your best friend .
. randompopnotmentioned .

Movies:

. 40 year old virgin .
. the da vinci code .
. wedding crashers .
. napolean dynomite .
. american beauty .
. requiem for a dream .
. 28 days later .
. office space .
. anchor man .
. eternal sunshine of the spotless mind .
. clockwork orange .
. finding nemo .
. empire records .
. liar liar .
. high fidelity .
. toy story .
. bug's life .
. monster's inc .
. trainspotting .
. the last unicorn .
. ace ventura .

Television:

. project runway .
. mystery diagnosis .
. medical incredible .
. the real world .
. the amazing race .
. america's next top model .
. what not to wear .
. chapelle's show [it's a celebration, bitches!] .
. insomniac .
. survivor .
. drawn together .
. family guy .
. powerpuff girls .

Books:

. twilight .
. new moon .
. eclipse .
. breaking dawn .
. when you are engulfed in flames .
. the devil in a white city .
. the da vinci code .
. fast food nation .
. sex, drugs and cocoa puffs .
. fear of flying .
. high fidelity .
. requiem for a dream .
. breakfast of champions .
. naked .
. dress your family in corduroy and denim .
. holidays on ice .
. the i hate george w. bush reader .
. barrel fever .
. me talk pretty one day .

My Blog

it’s time . . .

to retire my star blanket.. anyone who has spent a lot of time with me knows about this blanket and how much i love it.. it has been through a lot and is finally falling apart more than a little bit.....
Posted by hysterically useless on Sat, 22 Dec 2007 08:59:00 PST

vince dynamic!

vince dynamic fucking rawks.. finally, a non-emo band in the area with a clue.. go see these guys if any of you get the chance.. i think they mostly play at the sky room in bay city.. my room is...
Posted by hysterically useless on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i heart banana's!

sunday was so fun.. everytime i go see the banana convention, it's always so great.. when we got there, the mongrels were rawking out, and they were pretty damn good.. upon walking in, i hear someone ...
Posted by hysterically useless on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

there’s nothing better . . .

than driving around with courtney, lola and john on a bright, sunny winter day singing 1-2-3-4.. it's so totally corny, but so much fun to see/hear a 2 year old so loving that song and singing it at t...
Posted by hysterically useless on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 10:10:00 PST

i hate my hot white trash neighbors..

i abolsutely hate my new neighbors.. the girl isn't so bad, that is when she's not yelling at the guy or her kids, but the guy is beyond obnoxious.. i've lived here for a long time, and have never had...
Posted by hysterically useless on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 07:59:00 PST

tagged..

The rules are: Once you've been tagged you have to write a blog with 15 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end you choose 15 people you know and you've completed your mis...
Posted by hysterically useless on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 08:24:00 PST

i need to vent!!

i fucking hate itunes.. for the past few years, i've had everything music-wise on my computer nicely, and LOGICALLY arranged by artist and album.. individual songs were just dumped into a folder all t...
Posted by hysterically useless on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 08:16:00 PST

a total waste of time.. try it!

so i found a site with a bunch of silly, random quizzes on it and decided to waste sometime posting them here.. wahoo.. Who will you be stuck with at end of time? by chi_a_baidhYour name isYour sex...
Posted by hysterically useless on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

brrrrrrrr!!

holy crap, it's like 19 below zero outside right now.. i don't remember the last time it was this cold outside.. good thing i get to spend the entire day inside at work.. .
Posted by hysterically useless on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST