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Ryan

My foot is bleeding all over the floor.

About Me

Who cares? I could lie to you and say I'm a great person, that I donate lots of money to charity, and that I've never set a car on fire just to watch the leather upholstery bubble up and pop, and how would you know the difference? If you know me, then you know all about me. If you don't know me, ask, and then you'll know... exactly what I WANT you to know...

My Interests

Anatomy, the sound of doves crying, the way that cotton balls feel when they're a little damp, the sound of corduroy(sp?), opening jars of olives and leaving them at busstops, putting antibacterial soap in my socks...And oh yeah, I like to dance.

Nick Cave... dark and creepy. You're a bi-polar
genius, with equal passion for the most
degrading aspects of humanity, as well as the
beauty & wonder of God and Heaven.

Which fucked-up genius composer are you?
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I'd like to meet:

Axe-murderers, priests, voodoo shamans, cheerleaders, the guy who puts together those inane Old Navy commercials(who doesn't want to beat the living shit out of that guy??), convicts, spies, congressmen(and women), testosterone driven teenage boys with rippling muscles under their oh-so-tight muscle t-shirts with their faces glistening with sweat from working construction...

You scored as Satanism. Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.

Satanism


92%

agnosticism


79%

Paganism


71%

Islam


63%

Buddhism


58%

atheism


58%

Christianity


42%

Hinduism


38%

Judaism


33%
Which religion is the right one for you? (new version)
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Music:

Anything and everything. 'Nuff said.

Movies:

This is starting to feel like an interogation...

Television:

Light bulb.

Books:

Propaganda for a liberal media that does nothing but soften the brain until acceptance of brutality and utter disregard for human rights becomes a natural part of life and have you ever noticed the way that a naked butt seems to glow in the morning light if the sun hits it right its such a beautiful sight i think ill swim tonight out to our island of love... Yaa'a'tey, mutherfuckersss.

Heroes:

Your fat-ass mom.

My Blog

Wherefore?

  When troubled times leave troubled minds untouched,   or simple smiles weave simple wiles unblushed, The little lies we tell ourselves will present unto the gods a picture painted not in ...
Posted by Ryan on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 12:05:00 PST

Help me with this body... I'll get the legs, you get the arms.

  I am leaving today.  Figuratively.  I won't be back for some time.  When i come back, things will be different.  My face will radiate with the monstrous things i've done, an...
Posted by Ryan on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 08:37:00 PST

A Love/Hate Relationship

I lay awake last night thinking of all the lives i've affected over the past few years: the people I love, the people I hate, the people that love me, the people that hate me. What surprised me was ...
Posted by Ryan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Windex for the brain...

Inside my head there are thoughts thoughts like bubbling brooks, leaving behind trails of raw sewage, glistening in the sun with all the warmth of a fresh afterbirth. They grin up at me with manic gl...
Posted by Ryan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

What...

Life is simply the affirmation of some unknown entity. Humans, possessing(sp?) a singular consciousness, are alone in the world as no other animal has been. We're relatively new to the idea of "ME....
Posted by Ryan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I am so tasteless...

You have no idea how tasteless I can be. I'm a really filthy bastard, when it comes right down to it. No kind of blasphemy or taboo subject is beneath me. I'd happily insult the entire human race...
Posted by Ryan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Welcome to my world...

For better or worse, you have to deal with ME now. Heh.
Posted by Ryan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST