Elliot - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I wonder, along with the illustrious Lily Tomlin: "If love is the answer, what is the question"?I am an avid consumer of vodka and vodka-related products. Ergo, I am a lush by Jew standards and a "pussywillow" by all other accounts.I am as neurotic as the day is long in the summertime.I am Oriental, stand five-foot-three and weigh 262 pounds. I have this skin problem - or more of a smell... it's complicated.I am very adept at Photoshop.

My Interests

I'm not interesting. I have nothing to offer.

I'd like to meet:

I met you:"One person's paralysis is another's poetry. I know it well, when all I can write is your name as a poem.My pen breathes easy.My fingers long to sign to you - yet one more way speech fails and the body knows. Teach me to speak with my hands for love is the failure of sense and technology.I am disordered for you and love you madly".

Music:

Jill Scott. RES. Me'Shell N'Degeocello. Pete Yorn. The Postal Service. Sade. Phoenix. Everything But The Girl. Lizz Wright. Norah Jones. Billie Holiday. Ella Fitzgerald. Nina Simone. Jamie Cullum. Franz Ferdinand. Peaches. Basement Jaxx. Air. Chet Baker. Rolling Stones. Zero 7. John Martyn. Fiona Apple. Erlend Oye. Kings of Convenience. Royksopp. Getz & Gilberto. Fleetwood Mac. The Smiths. Dave Matthews. Joni Mitchell. Chaka Khan. Prince. Buena Vista Social Club. Micatone. I Am Kloot. Gaelle. Broken Social Scene. Phonique. Psychonauts. Scissor Sisters. Sylvester. Ashford & Simpson. Chad VanGaalen. Radiohead. Aquanote. Blue Six. Bent. Grace Jones.

Heroes:

The one who made the "Tasti-D-Lite".