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Jennifer

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About Me

A strong believer that mom jokes will never grow tired.... I've been known to punch people in a way that's been debated, and decided on, as "affectionate". Torn between Hedonism and Nihilism, I've been mostly drinking and not even caring as a compromise. But that makes me sound dark, whereas I'm more... "happy-go-lucky"...

My Interests

Being modest; living a chaste life; volunteering to aide those with upward of 3 handicaps; organizing church bake sales; attending choir practice; saving whales, hugging neglected children; sterilzing needles at the methedone clinic, donating blood plasma and other vital organs; and the various other run-of-the-mill activities of a young adult living in the city.

I'd like to meet:

Lumberjacks.

Music:

Jens Lekman, Andrew Bird, The Velvet Underground, Belle & Sebastian, Black Mountain, Broadcast, Pulp, T. Rex, David Bowie, The Smiths, A.C. Newman, Pulp, Eagles of Death Metal, ..... ETC.

Movies:

Best In Show, Bottle Rocket, Billy Elliot, American Psycho, Fast Times At Ridgemont High, Jason X (AKA Jason In Space), Gangster no.1, Wet Hot American Summer, Miller's Crossing, Easy Rider, The Player, The Dangerous Lives Of Altar Boys, I Heart Huckabees...

Television:

Curb Your Enthusiasm, SNL, Arrested Development, Lost, Project Runway, It's Always Sunny In Philedelphia

Books:

POPism, Easy Riders, Raging Bulls, Me Talk Pretty One Day + Holidays On Ice, Wigfield: The Can-Do Town That Just May Not, A Heartbreaking Work Of Staggering Genius, and Janwillem Van De Wetering's trio...

Heroes:

Warhol, Parker Posey, Amy Sedaris, Julia Louis Dreyfuss, Amy Poehler