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Dennis

About Me

Most of the time you can find me sipping mojitos on the front porch of my ranch-style home near the lake or setting monkeys on fire with my mind. Lately however, I've been into going to bars and pretending I'm a really big soccer fan.

My Interests

The weather

I'd like to meet:

Your real father.

Music:

I'm a big fan of Jizz music

Movies:

I don't like sitting in the dark with strangers

Television:

36'' Toshiba

Books:

Currently reading 1982 Chevy Citation Chilton® automotive repair manual

Heroes:

Popeye
Favorite Body Part Johnson
Name of Band in High School Beef Jerky Mustache
Favorite Actor That black guy
Boxers or Briefs Swim trunks
Favorite Font Helvetica Bold
Favorite Black Guy That actor
Awards Most Dressed 1998
Biggest Pet Peeve Never owned one. I had a dog once.
How Many Hard Boiled Eggs Can You Eat? 50
In How Long? A hour
Most Prized PossessionMy Denzel Washington costume
Represent The SFV