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Maritza's alter-ego

CHATTA-FUKKAh!!!!!!!

About Me

I am a wonderful housewife, i cook, i clean, i work, i bake, i make great steak.

My Interests

SEXUAL INTERCOURSE,the study of. SHOPPING. GAAANJA! DOGS. JOHNNY DEPP. FRIENDS. NETWORKING. VIEW MY PROFILE. (INSERT RANDOM SHIT HERE)

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet my dog's Mom, i bet her name was " Charrro "

Music:

AFi / the nerve agents / TSOL / bad religion / lower class brats / the briggs / CRASS / RANCID / the virus / tooL.ALSO: some electronic like vnv nation and prodigy and radiohead.etc.

Movies:

NO PORNOGRAPHY. sex should stay in the bedroom ( or place of choice) or in conversations amongst close friends. NO PORN. i HATE IT. yeah yeah it's "normal" but it makes me feel gross. never saw porn and i never will... ah yes films, i like independent films, black & white preferably, and GOOD horror and drama. I also fancy a good drug movie. i.e.- requiem for a dream, fear and loathing in las vegas, trainspotting, blow, traffic, spun, etc. also, zombie movies are wonderful.

Television:

I have little time for it. I keep busy cooking for the husband and baking goods and being the good wifey that i am. I enjoy CSI, the simpsons, ren & stimpy, bam margera, baby looney tunes, dateline, 20/20, 60 minutes, animal planet,and occasionally- the news.

Books:

i need some recommendations. cook books are fun.

Heroes:

GOD. wwjd? ..........think about it.

My Blog

hello friends

and foes. my apoligies havent kept up in the maintenance dept. wild dirty diapers you see. well have a jolly early morn.ta.
Posted by Maritza's alter-ego on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

What is this place?

OK i'll tell you. it is a yellowish void. This is where i come to cry. This is....Maritza'a alter ego, read STUPID! thank you all for the company and good night. ok actually this is myspace 19...
Posted by Maritza's alter-ego on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST