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Gaysian Persuasion

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

So I decided to extend my "about me" part of my profile to let you beotches know more about me. I am probably one of the most sarcastically sweet person you will ever meet. If I'm sarcastic to you, that's how you know I like you. I think I'm really nice once you get to know me. I am and forever will be a hopeless romantic and always will be, as you can probably tell by all the shit on my profile. I'm always looking for that someone. I am very outgoing and almost never act shy, unless you are new to my life. I have a very hard time approaching. I have the best friends in the world and you can usually find me hanging out with one or all of them every night. I would do anything for my friends and they know it. I hate boredom and get distracted if I'm bored. I love to try and experience new things. I'm not sure what I want to do in my life but I love to write. I would love to be a writer for a big fashion or music magazine or interior design. I love music and dancing. My favorite colors are red, black, pink and purple. I can't make a decision to save my life and usually rely on my friends to make them for me. I love to eat, although you probably couldn't tell due to my slim physique. I am a DIVA. THE END.

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What Your Soul Really Looks Like
You are quite expressive and thoughtful. You see the world in a way that others are blind to.
You are a very grounded, responsible, and realistic person. People may not want to hear the truth from you, but they're going to get it.
You believe that people see you as larger than life and important. While this is true, they also think you're a bit full of yourself.
Your near future is still unknown, and a little scary. You'll get through wild times - and you'll textually enjoy it.
For you, love is all about caring and comfort. You couldn't fall in love with someone you didn't trust. Inside the Room of Your SoulThe Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Low
Level 2 (Lustful) High
Level 3 (Gluttonous) Moderate
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Moderate
Level 7 (Violent) Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) Low
Take the Dante's Inferno Test You Are 96% Stereotypically Gay

You are a total stereotype, my friend! You are Carson Kressley and Jack from Will & Grace rolled into one. A true flaming, flamboyant gay. You go girl!
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Which desperate housewife are you?

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You make everything perfect but sometimes it backfires
Dating Strengths Dating Weaknesses
1. Generosity - 86.7%
2. Kindness - 72.7%
3. Varied Interests - 71.4%
4. Adventurousness - 66.7%
5. Sense of Humor - 57.1%
1. Insecurity - 84.6%
2. Appearance - 66.7%
3. Pessimism - 66.7%
4. Financial Issues - 63.6%
5. Lack of Essentials - 58.3%
Dating Strengths Explained
Generosity - You are a giving person by nature. Others will see this quality in you and recognize your kind nature. Take care not to let others take advantage of you.
Kindness - You treat other people with empathy and goodwill. This positive trait helps you stand out and draw people into your warmth.
Varied Interests - You don't limit yourself, and that's a dating asset. Your varied interests make you available and interesting to a wider range of guys.
Adventurousness - You are willing to try new things and be spontaneous. You want to get out there and really live, and you will attract people with a similar love of life.
Sense of Humor - Guys are attracted to people with a good sense of humor. Be sure to put yours on display!
Dating Weaknesses Explained
Insecurity - Your insecurity makes you doubt yourself, but you must learn to love and trust yourself if you want to succeed in dating.
Appearance - Devoting a greater effort at making good first impressions is a must. Try to be fit and develop a style if you want to catch a guy's attention.
Pessimism - Too much cynicism can be a turn-off. Try to see the brighter side of things and people will be attracted to your positive outlook.
Financial Issues - Your financial situation is not in good shape, and this does not bode well for you on the dating scene. Try to get on top of your financial difficulties.
Lack of Essentials - Dating is difficult for you because you lack certain key things, which may include private space, a car, money, or a nice wardrobe. Work toward obtaining these essentials!
What Are Your Dating Strengths and Weaknesses ?
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: David Matthew Farmer
Birthday: May 12, 1984
Birthplace: Seoul, South Korea
Current Location: K-Town, GA
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black with highlights
Height: 5'4"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Lefty
Your Heritage: American/ Korean
The Shoes You Wore Today: Converse knock-offs
Your Weakness: Love
Your Fears: Death
Your Perfect Pizza: Everything on it
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get financially stable and maybe find a man
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Lol!
Thoughts First Waking Up: Snooze button
Your Best Physical Feature: My hair
Your Bedtime: Whenever. Usually around 2-3am
Your Most Missed Memory: Before bills
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Wendy's
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: Yes
Do you Swear: Horseshit
Do you Sing: Pretty well, I think
Do you Shower Daily: Of course
Have you Been in Love: Not yet
Do you want to go to College: In college
Do you want to get Married: Someday
Do you belive in yourself: Sometimes
Do you get Motion Sickness: Occasionally
Do you think you are Attractive:&..39;
Do you get along with your Parents: Very well
Do you like Thunderstorms: Sometimes
Do you play an Instrument: I used to play the piano and flute
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Of course
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I work there
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Not a whole package
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes!! ^_^
In the past month have you been on Stage: Somewhat
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nope
Ever been Drunk: Wasted
Ever been called a Tease: Of course
Ever been Beaten up: Nope
Ever Shoplifted: Yes
How do you want to Die: Asleep
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Don't know
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue or hazel
Favourite Hair Color: Brown
Short or Long Hair: Mid-length
Height: A little taller than me
Weight: Doesn't matter but not too fat
Best Clothing Style: Punk
Number of Drugs I have taken: Prescription
Number of CDs I own: Too many to count
Number of Piercings: two
Number of Tattoos: Tramp stamp
Number of things in my Past I Regret: A lot
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My Interests

Hanging out with friends, shopping, fashion, dancing.

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What's Your Nighttime Personality?


Dancing Queen
You like the nightlife. It's your time to go out and party down. From the underground parties to the clubs, you want to be where the action is happening. Whether it's hip hop or the 80s beats from days of old, you want to be out there getting your grove on. So strap on those dancing boots and go tear up the floor.
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Type of Kisser Quiz

You're a shy kisser
You *do* love to kiss, once your comfortable with it And that means knowing the person you're kissing pretty well You usually don't make the first move when it comes to making out But you've got plenty of intensity in return
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What type of gay guy are you?

You are the committed type! You like to have one boy and you don't want to share him. You don't need anyone else but him. You're into fucking him every night and no one else.
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Romantic Sex Style

You like to take it slow, lots of kissing and touching. Just like in a Chick flick... takes the girls away! At best when you are in love with your sex partner, and if not...they will be!

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What's Your Flirt Style?

MY RESULT: Touchy Feely


When you see something you like, you’re not afraid to reach out and grab it. Literally.

Being touchy-feely is by far the most effective means of letting someone know you’re interested. Well, interested in fondling them, at least. If you want to let them know that you like them in a deeper way, we recommend trying something a little more subtle...which would be, oh, just about anything. Maybe you should offer them half of your sandwich or something.

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Music:

I like to listen to pretty much anything but prefer alternative rock, pop, and techno.I love Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Kelly Clarkson, Panic! At the Disco, Pink, Garbage, Paramore, Porcelain and the Tramps, Goldfrapp, My Chemical Romance, Jim Verarros, Fallout Boy, Death Cab for Cutie, Pussycat Dolls, Jim Verraros, Boys Like Girls, Peaches, Fergie, Scissor Sisters, Snow Patrol, Evanescence, Anastacia, The Killers, Lindsay Lohan, Black Eyed Peas, Martina McBride, Dixie Chicks, and Jason Mraz.

Movies:

RENT, The Phantom of the Opera, Hairspray, Finding Nemo, Chicago, She's The Man, The Posiedon Adventure, Resident Evil 1-3, Eating Out, CAMP, Mean Girls, Cars, Underworld, Underworld 2, Moulin Rouge, Hairspray, SAVED!, Kill Bill 1&2, High School Musical, Chocolat, Steel Maganolias, Mr. & Mrs. Smith, Footloose, Dirty Dancing, Pretty in Pink, Fight Club, X-MEN, X2- X-men United, Spiderman 1&2, Elektra.

Television:

Desparate Housewives, Grey's Anatomy, Simpsons, Family Guy, American Idol

Books:

Harry Potter Series, A Wrinkle In Time, And anything written by Dean Koontz.

My Blog

Dull Expectations

So a couple of my friends convinced me to open an adam4adam.com account and I'm like whatever.  I opened one and it's amazing what I've found.  I think it's amazing how many people just have...
Posted by Gaysian Persuasion on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 08:11:00 PST

Food and Vagina

So yesterday was great.  Had to work both jobs with under 3 hours of sleep.  I worked at the restaurant and I've come to the conclusion that the owner or manager or whatever the fuck the asi...
Posted by Gaysian Persuasion on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 03:14:00 PST

Shattered

Seriously, I can't remember the last time I have been this depressed.  It's hard to even describe how I feel right now.  It seems like, just as I feel like my life is coming together, someth...
Posted by Gaysian Persuasion on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 10:11:00 PST

Being Hopeful

"Hope is important because it can make the present moment less difficult to bear. If we believe that tomorrow will be better, we can bear a hardship today."~UnknownSo it seems like my life is startin...
Posted by Gaysian Persuasion on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 09:48:00 PST

Black Friday

Sooo....  I have to be at work at 5 fucking AM tomorrow at KOHL'S in Acworth.  The store opens at 4AM  How goddamn exciting!  Like who the fuck is gonna be shopping at 4 fucking AM...
Posted by Gaysian Persuasion on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 07:57:00 PST

Saved by the Rainbow

So, last tuesday (I know, I couldn't get to a damned computer until now though so deal with it) I was driving down Cobb Parkway towards Marietta.  I hit an area that was 55mph and then turned int...
Posted by Gaysian Persuasion on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 01:50:00 PST

Nightmare

So I had my first nightmare in more than 3 years.  I was reading a book by one of my favorite authors, Dean Koontz, before going to sleep.  Btw, if you haven't read one of his books, you nee...
Posted by Gaysian Persuasion on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 02:14:00 PST

Co-Workers

I've come to realize that 90% of the people I work with at KOHL'S are bitchy mother fuckin assholes.  Yup.  Being truthful here too.  I think I'm a pretty nice person (when I want to b...
Posted by Gaysian Persuasion on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 05:16:00 PST

Shut Up and Drive

So I was driving home from Savannah on monday and totally had 4 Asian moments in the period of 30 minutes.  Count with me! ^_^ I was following my cousin to a gas station and ran out of lanes twic...
Posted by Gaysian Persuasion on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 07:02:00 PST

Automatic Supermatic

So it seems to day that there is sutomatic technology for everything now because us mutha fuckas are too damn lazy to pull a lever or push a button.  You have automatic doors, automatic locks, an...
Posted by Gaysian Persuasion on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 12:44:00 PST