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Your Misery Makes Me Happy

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About Me

Must Love Dogs :) I'm an owner of a Maltese and a Cava Tzu ... I love them .. Below you can see their pics..enjoy!

I want to start by quoting Ellen Degeneres and these are the quotes:

"You tell people what you're into, Oh you like that you're weird. That seperate people like crazy when you talk about sexuality. Very interesting, we have this huge debate going on right now about same sex marriage. There are people who are against it. There are people who are for it. And people who are against it, some people say marriage is a union between a man and a woman. It has always been that way and it should always remain that way and if we change it and it's between two people of the same sex than what's next? Someone can marry an animal. That's where they go to right away. These people scare me and they think we're weird. I don't want to marry a goat, I really don't. I can't imagine marry a goat. I can't even imagine dating a goat." - Ellen Degeneres at her Stand Up Comedy (The Beginning)

"If you don't like something, say you don't like it. Say you disapprove of it. Say it's your opinion, that you don't like it or it's wrong. That's everyone got their right to their opinion....When people bring GOD into it and say GOD says this, GOD wants this, GOD believes that. I don't know how you do that. I don't know how you speak for someone else because until you're sitting with someone and hear it for yourself with your own ears first out of someone else's mouth, it's hard to speak for someone else. That's what I believe" Ellen Degeneres at her Stand Up Comedy (The Beginning)

Everytime I make a website there's always a spot where I have to insert something about me and I feel like I'm selling myself. Anyways,I'm Maggie...call me Mags for wanting to be "closer" to me. I'm 21 and I dont give a crap about how you think I look. Why is appearences such a big thing nowadays. I totally agree with "crazy" - simple plan song. For the assholes who like to judge me for my appearences you can kiss my fatass.

I was born in Queens, New York. I go to John Jay College of Criminals. And I love it there too. whoo hoo! I did plan to go to law school but since 2005, I've decided not to and just work as a paralegal. I can't be in school no more, seriously. All the damn readings and stuff. I am a caring, reliable, down to earth individual. I might look mean when i don't smile......but I'm nice. Nicer than your mom. HAHA I LOVE Driving. I'm up for car racing on the highway just give me a call. My car is my wife, I vacuum and wipe her down with wax every 3 days. I also keep the tires shiney and keep the interior fresh like mountain springs. I love playing Chinese Poker (BIG 2), Pool, and Canto Mahjong. Four things you should know about me is that I don't like ____ (call me to find out lol) I don't like DANCING...I am not gonna dance even if the world ends now. And omg, don't ever eat banana infront of me. I hate the way it looks and i hate the way it smells. I'll barf. Last, is dont slide stuff on the table, I really hate that sound. I Am an ATHIEST and when I took a philosophy course it brought more of an athiest out of me. It's such bullshit when someone said God created this world. Who made God? It's just there? then why can't the universe be just there?

People around me often find me crazy and weird. If I don't know a person, I'm gonna be shy around them. Once I get to know that person, they'll find me outgoing. I'm also a VERY honest person...If you can't handle the truth, don't bother talking to me. And few people keep their promises nowadays. And I'm one of those few people. I'm a JOKER, and I'll laugh at anything, from someone falling down the stairs and died to seeing a dead body in a funeral home. It's not that I'm Immoral, or immature, It's funny when my brain can automatically picture something different. Oh, and one more thing, My life is planned out in my John Jay Planner. Which means I have no life. lol No really I just want to get things done....on time and ahead of time

I'm not easy to get pissed...But if you scratch my music cds and my L word Dvds...I'll slash your throat.

One last thing before I go. I have 2 quotes.

"Always be prepared, You can't always rely or count on someone."

and "I'll never argue with someone that is a nitwit, because I'll never be able to go down to that level."

My Interests

I saw Good Charlotte, Mest, Something Corporate in Roseland Ballroom on October 14th 2003 and Maroon 5 and the Donnas in Radio City on April 8th 2005....I CAN"T WAIT til Good Charlotte comes to New York again! They were awesome! That concert was my first ROCK concert. Maroon 5 was great too. Anyway's my interest would be...writing poetries, writing my songs, shoot pool, mahjong, reading Johnny the Homicidal Maniac Comic, driving My Altima What Is Your Animal Personality?
Bear
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Tim - You're trusting and kind. Be careful about who you trust though because you tend to let people use you. It's good that you are generous and forgiving; just learn where to draw the line because some people never change (those aren't exactly the ones you need to marry! or even let move into your back yard) You're kindness and understanding are what's so great about you. Try not to let yourself get left out of things so often.
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The Intuitive Lover // No actual words need to be spoken to tell the object of your affection that you love them. Everything from the glint in your eyes when you behold your beloved, to the whispers of a touch, you spell out your intent. But remember, sometimes, it's good to hear it too.
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Your Power Color Is Gold
You're dependable and hard working. You never miss a deadline - and you're never late.
You have a clear sense of right and wrong. You're very detail oriented.
You get frustrated when your friends are sloppy - or when they don't follow through.
You're on top of things, and you wish that everyone else was! What's Your Power Color?
You Are a Sensitive Kisser
For you, kissing is a way to connect

And you need lot of care, attention, and privacy

It may take you a while to kiss someone...

But when you do, it's total fireworks What's Your Kissing Style?
You Are Winter!
Intelligent
Serious
Cozy
Calm
Shy
What Season Are You?
Your True Sign Is Cancer
Cozy
Moody
Romantic
Traditional
Ultra-Sensitive
Unable to Let Go
The Most Loving Ever
Intuitive and Imaginative
What's Your True Sign?

I'd like to meet:



Anyone, just be yourself. Although, I don't prefer sluts and bitches. : ) and ...as for friends...I prefer Gay/Lesbian individuals because they understand my gay world? lol and a little note to the Straight people: If you don't understand or like homosexuals...shut your fat fuckin cow mouth cuz you really do suck big cock for talking shit. I'M A LESBIAN AND DAMN PROUD OF IT

Music:

The Murmurs, Corrine Bailey Rea, Good Charlotte, Sum 41, Matchbox 20, Rob Thomas,Joseph Arthur,Third Eye Blind, 3 Doors Down, Green Day, Semi Sonic, Everclear, Eve 6,Eamon, Justin Timberlake, Maroon 5, Yellowcard, Linkin Park, Limp Bizkit, Korn, Ozzy Osbourne, Nickelback, Lifehouse, Avril Lavigne, Mellisa Etheridge, Evanescence, Familiar 48, Jet, Fastball, Coldplay, Bowling for Soup, Simple Plan, Staind, Rancid, Mest, 311, 12 Stones, Offsprings, Fountains of Wayne, Fuel, Fleetwood Mac, Rooney, Tim McGraw, Dixie Chicks, Oasis, The Strokes, Wallflowers, Pretenders, Shawn Colvin, Seether, Weezer, Celine Dion, Christina Aguilera, Sheryl Crow, Jewel, Lindsay Lohan, Kelly Clarkson, The Pussycat Dolls, Savage Garden, Sarah McLachlan, Spice Girls, Alanis Morisette, Save Ferris, Guns n' Roses, Queens of a Stoneage, The Beatles, Dance Hall Crashers, Reel Big Fish, James Blunt,LIT, Eminem, Elvis Presley, Rolling Stones, Gerry & The Pacemakers, The Zombies, Petula Clark, Lulu, Cliff Richard, Dobie Gray, Fleetwood Mac, the Carpenters, Judy Garland, Julie Andrews, Hermins Hermits, Eagles, Simon & Garfunkle, Brian Hyland, Vonda Shepard, Rod Stewart,

Movies:

IF THESE WALLS COULD TALK 2, BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN, MILLION DOLLAR BABY, Here and Now, The Beginning, Wisecracks, Bend It Like Beckham, Fast and the Furious, 2 Fast 2 Furious, Saw I, School of Rock, Butterfly Effect, Mean Girls, Bruce Almighty, Jackass the Movie, Forest Gump, Dumb and Dumber, Nightmare before Christmas, Corpse's Bride, Hostage, Cinderella Man, Finding Nemo

Television:

The Ellen Degeneres Show, Ellen Complete Seasons, Ellen Show Complete Seasons, The View, Law and Order SVU, America's Next Top Model, Cold Case, Without a Trace, Simple Life, Mad TV, SNL, Girlfriends,Malcolm in the Middle, L Word, Hell's Kitchen' I want to be a Hilton, FeaR Factor, Deal or No Deal, Fearless Music, Yes Dear, So You Think You Can Dance, .....

Books:

My Point and I Do Have One, The Funny Thing Is, Their Eyes Were Watching God by Zora Neal Hurston, Bastard Out Of Carolina, The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas (short story), Brave New World, the Giver, Sophocles Complete Plays, Lysistrata by Aristophanes, Narrative Of The Life Of Frederick Douglass, The Crucible by Arthur Miller, The Adventure of Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain, Red Badge Of Courage by Stephan Crane,The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald,.....

Heroes:

Ellen Degeneres, Rosie O'Donnell, and Leisha Hailey for coming out. And anyone else who write their own music. The BIG "who are you?"
Stats:
Name? Mags
Age? 20
Male/Female? Female
Birthday? Jan. 3, 1986
Birth sign? Capricorn
Hometown? Elmhurst, New York
Current location? Corona, New York
Hair color/Style? Black n Green/Short
Eye color? Dark Brown
Height? 5..'9
Weight/Fitness? More to love lol
Heritage? Chinese - Sunwhuinese and Hakanese
Education level? Lower Sophmore in College
Stereotype? Poetic/Weirdo/Nerd/Musician : )
Clothing style? Comfortable=Shirt/t-shirt/Jeans (a must)
Best feature? Ugh..My eyebrows lol
Piercings? 3
Tattoos? Call me crazy...I..'m waiting for .."my lover.." to put her name permanent in my skin! Even if it will hurt...I..'ll do it!
Psychological:
Think you are attractive? I..'ve been told im .."cute.."
Believe in yourself? Always.....Who else to believe?
Hopes for your future? Gradute College/ Find a Long Term Relationship/ Successful Career/ Buy a House/ Wish Bush Dead so we can have some peace for Gay Marriage
Biggest weakness? Being too soft
Greatest fears? Rejection and MICE/RATS
Health freak? I..'ll eat anything except Mushy stuff like banana
OCDs? I hope Not......None ..really
Depressed? had that experience.......but don..'t we all in some ways...just some
Regrets? NONE
How do you want to die? In my sleep
Theme song? Lonely No More
Favorite
Color? Black
Food? Sirloin Steak : ) Lobster baked with cheese, clams, plain Pizza, Vietnamese Sandwich, Shanghai .."bun..", Chicken Fried Rice, Tofu, Fried Dumplings, Shrimp, Oysters, Sashimi, ETC.
Book? Bastard Out Of Carolina and Their Eyes Were Watching God
Song? Lovers Rock - Richard Breen
Actor? Jim Carey
Pizza? Plain
Movie? Million Dollar Baby, Fast and the Furious 1 + 2, If These Walls Could Talk 2, A Lot Like Love
Animal? Puppies!
Holiday? Christmas
Cartoon? Anamaniacs! Tom and Jerry!
Pastime? Writng Songs
T.V. show? Girlfriends/Yes, Dear/ Hell..'s Kitchen
Ice cream? Mint Chocolate Chip
Thirst quencher? Pepsi
Band/performer? The Murmurs, Sum 41, Good Charlotte, Matchbox 20, Rob Thomas, Jewel, James Blunt, Joseph Arthur
Outside location? In the middle of the street of Times Square
Indoor location? 7 Eleven! SLURPEES
Locations:
Where would you like to live? London
Been to or lived in a major city? Boston, Philadelphia, Maine, Maryland, Rhode Island, New Jersey, Connecticut, New Hampshire....Basically the upper east corner if ur looking at a USA map. lol
What country would you most like to Visit? London
Been outside of your country? Airplane......Not my thing
Been to a major tourist spot (Grand canyon, Big Ben, Pyramids, etc)? Does .."Old Man On the Mountain.." count? it..'s located either in Maine or New Hampshire...I forgot.
Been to a major romantic spot (Niagara falls, Eiffel Tower, etc)? Ugh I Dont think so
Ever/Past month/Last 24 hours/Do you:
Smoke? Yes/No/No
Swear? Yes/Yes/Yes Ocasionally
Been drunk? No/No/No
Done any drugs? No/No/No
Stolen anything? Yes/No/No
Had an argument? Yes/No/No
Gotten into a fight? Yes/No/No
Been beaten up? Hm...Yes/No/No
Done more than kiss? Ugh.....
Been to a concert? Yes/No/No
Play an instrument? Yes/Yes/Yes
Play video games? Yes/No/No
Dance? No/No/No
Sing? Yes/Yes/Yes
Read? Yes/Yes/Yes
Like storms? If I..'m with someone yes...otherwise No/No/No
Relationships
Had/Have a crush? Yes/N/A
Been on a date? Yes
Been on a blind date? No
Kissed someone? Yes
Kissed the same sex? Of Course!
If Gay/Bi are you out? Yes but not to DAD! lol
Been called a tease? N/A
Gone skinny dipping? No
Had sex? Hahahahha
Been in love? Yes
Been dumped? Yes
Had your heart broken? Yes
Broken someone's heart? Yes
In a relationship now? No
Want to get married? Yes
Have/want kids? Depends
Dating preferences:
Guys or girls? GIRLS!!!!!!!!!
Eye color? N/A
Hair color/Style? As long as you look good in it I..'m fine. But... I dont like.....short and curly hair...like afro type....lol
Height? not taller than me
Fitness level? As long as you feel good
Heritage? N/A
Stereotype? Educated
Clothing style? As Long As She..'s Comfortable
Best feature? Personality
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BACK TO XANGA!

I think I'm gonna use XANGA again.  Cuz this blog is hard to use. www.xanga.com/TheDorkOfNY
Posted by End of the World on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 07:29:00 PST

Comments of CDs

So on Aug and Sept I bought Paris Hilton's Cd and Justin Timberlake's cd.  I like all of the songs in Paris's album.....amazingly. esp. Turn it up...that song is..HOT.....and then JEALOUSY....&nb...
Posted by End of the World on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 08:37:00 PST

So what happened?

where do i begin? For people who doesn't have a fucking job...get one....cuz motherfuckers.....if u ask me for money..........i'll run you over.......over my whole life.....well..up until now............
Posted by End of the World on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 03:04:00 PST

Remember those boy band days?

Do you remember those boy band days when Backstreet boys and Nsync was like the hottest boy bands.   Well.....oh man..... I remember i was Nsync's fan....I use to buy so much...shit...lmao&n...
Posted by End of the World on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 09:25:00 PST