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Amy

'Reality is the shell of insanity.'

About Me

Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing, doubting, dreaming dreams no mortel ever dared dream before.

My Interests

"FISHING" "FAST CARS" "SCARY THINGS"

I'd like to meet:

OZZY OSBOURNE

Music:

Ozzy,Black Sabbath,Pink Floyd,Led Zepplin,Type O Negative,Rolling Stones are a few of my favorites but Listen to a very wide variety of music!

Movies:

~HORROR~

Television:

Take the Nip / Tuck personality quiz to see which character you are!

Books:

"Stephen King" "Dean Koontz" "James Patterson" True Crime especially books about serial killers. Their minds intigue me. Some Fantasy. A really cool place to chat... IMVU - The World's Greatest 3D Chat A really cool place to chat...

Heroes:

"My Parents" "My Kids"I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Blog

Chili Cookoff~JOKE

This is an actual account as relayed to paramedics at a chili cook-off in Texas. Note: Please take time to read this slowly. If you pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third jud...
Posted by Amy on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 08:23:00 PST

Ten Things You Should Never Say To a Woman During an Argument:

Ten Things You Should Never Say To a Woman During an Argument:(gotta love #8) 1. Don't you have some laundry to do or something? 2. Oh, you are so cute when you get all pissed off. 3. You're just upse...
Posted by Amy on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 04:41:00 PST

Joke Quiz...lol

You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed.On your right side is a sharp drop-off, and on your left side is anelephant traveling at the same speed as you.Directly in front of you is a galloping...
Posted by Amy on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 09:43:00 PST

Stun Gun

Stun gun ....... ONLY A GUY WOULD DO THIS.   Too funny... Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife.  This was submitted by a guy who purchased his lovely wife a "pocket Taser" f...
Posted by Amy on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 07:58:00 PST