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Antonio

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Im a horny ass little shit that will not only bust your balls but bust a nut in the process. :-POk which side of me do you want?Side 1: Honesty is sexy, trust is devine If you can be honest, youve already impressed me! I'm not looking for anything specific and i'm not opposed to being found by anyone. Our conversation and our moods will decide where it leads.Side 2: Typical intensely horny bi closeted college frat boi next door jeans and t-shirt to the extreme good all american white skinhead trash type of guy who is open to everyone and everything espcialy things that turn you on and make me sweat.What do you want today?(I recommend the special)

My Interests

Anything that does not invole being alone or doing anything corny. Cow tipping is occasionaly amusing, but gets really boring after about oh, 1 min. Id rather drive around new jersey looking for all those "Wierd" things that go on in the boondocks.. NOW... Thinking is hot, i love the smell of my own brain burning. NO not cause im smoking, well i am Smokinnnn, but thats another story.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone you knows they can keep up with me, or anyone who thinks they can out do me, Im up for a challenge, but not into stupididty.

Music:

Anything that makes me go boom boom boom, or go wow, look at al the pretty colors. (trance, rock) anything else that moves you feet at least 100bpm.

Movies:

Action baby, I want sum action. Love to laugh but, i can laugh at someone trying to help an old lady cross the street and watching her beet the shit out of him for it. Then he cries tries to cross the street but gets splattered by a bus doing 100mph cause it was jacked by a dumb bitch who cant drive trying not to blow up cause there was a bomb on it. Ok i lost the point there but fuck it. Hasta lavista baby.

Television:

What about it? 90% of the crap on TV sucks, YES this includes most of the BULLS(*& on MTV. America Idol aint no idol. the OC is nothing most then Ocean Crap left over from baywatch (but at least i saw more cleavage on Baywatch). and im so sick of friends. And please, can Will & Grace FUCK already!!!!! You know they want to. Im gonna go do it like they do it on the discovery channel!!!!

Books:

i aint ever read no book, hooked up phonix didi work for me. a slap in the head did a littleOk so i read playboy for the atricles, oh ok, i read playgirl for the pictures!

Heroes:

I dont need no stikin hero, I am my own hero dammit. I love to dress in tights and leap tall buildings and resuce damsels in distress. Ok how out i just take your bitch fuck her and beat the shit out of you and call it a day? Ok, ill take your man, hes still probably a bitch. I can be reached at 666 christopher st, in "the village".

My Blog

BTW... Im not mean, Just sarcastic

I feel lately i must defend my cynical sence of humor. I love you all.
Posted by Antonio on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Things change, people change, but... Nothing ever Changes

Just food for thought
Posted by Antonio on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Summer sucks so far, but so do i

Not that ive been gettin any, no ttites, no dick, daym not even a fuckin ice cram. when does the fun begin already? studying for 3 weeks str8 for some biased asses finals, i deserve a 3 month party a...
Posted by Antonio on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Today is my birthday!!!

Can someone just say Happy birthday for once?
Posted by Antonio on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Yet another one

How many of these friends circles are they gonn create is 10 not enough?
Posted by Antonio on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST