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Love Lara

Experience No Sensation Other Than Horror An Shame

About Me

About me? Well, I currently attend Columbia College for Radio, only god knows why. I can often be found huddling on the front steps of my dormatory attempting to smoke a cigarette with out my fingers cracking off in the cold or in my room behind a computer pulling an all nighter with a liter of coke and a big cup of juice. I have decided that sleep is a luxury only to be used as a reward for doing well. I don't sleep until I'm happy with what I've done during my waking hours. If I am displeased I stay awake until I can make it better. Haha, sleep is for the weak! We have decided that at the pinacle of my sexual career, in an act of terrible desperation, I should buy a strap on and pretend to masturbate. Then I can be satisfied that I am feeling no sensation other than Horror and Shame. Excellent. Want more pictures of me? Check it out yo-- http://jesustheatheist.yafro.com/photos/2005/1/0This profile was edited with Thomas' myspace editor V2.5

My Interests

Well, Butter Pecan Ice Cream is the King of Ice Cream Flavors. I like reading books solely from the school bookstore that do not pertain to any of my classes. I love getting mail, it gets me high. I like stealing hats from people. I like smoking, alot, always have, always will. Its just a thing I do and do too well. I like going out with the kids and telling people im 23, because its true according to this little piece of plastic i have that says that i was born in 1982. Hehehe. Lara likes the liquor a little too much. I am interested in bathroom floors, men in relationships, handicap ramps, and my living room couch.

I'd like to meet:

No thanks, I've already got a penguin.

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Music:

At the moment, The Dresden Dolls is playing.

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Movies:

Newsies, The Breakfast Club, Blow, Four Rooms, Resevoir Dogs, Boondock Saints, The Last Unicorn, The Nightmare before Christmas, Kids in the Hall: Mind Candy, Bill and Teds Excellent Adventure, Fight Club, The Virgin Suicides, Girl Interrupted, I Shot Andy Warhol, American Dreamz, Finding Nemo, Bridgit Jones, Camelot, Babes in Toyland, Fraggle Rock, Spun, Lady In The Water, True Romance, Pulp Fiction, 25th hour, Frida, Dogma, Dazed And Confused, What Dreams May Come, Little Miss Sunshine, American History X, Indiana Jones, Sonny, Spiderman, Secretary, Donnie Darko, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, American Graffiti, 40 Year Old Virgin, The Red Violin, and so so many more

Heroes:

THE BEDROOM BANDIT Wiley Wiggins

My Blog

Oh boy.

strange happenings, mixed feelings, and a poorly timed spring break. I wish it had been a week ago or next week. I just feel all wrong about things right now. Oh and situation in need of opinions...
Posted by Love Lara on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

so woke up this afternoon

and i felt something stabbing my eye. I started picking and to my surprize pulled out what looked like part of a corn kernal stuck in my face right by my eye. well just its not too strange i was aslee...
Posted by Love Lara on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

damn lunchbox.

How do you cut some one out of your head, permanently. Or just so much that you don't unsuspectedly start thinking about them at rather inopportune moments. It shouldn't be as hard as all that, should...
Posted by Love Lara on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Big Words- Big Plans

okay. So Im working my shit out. slowly but surely all my plans shall come to fruition or so I say. I say it and so it shall be done. I am my own destiny. The planner of my own path. I saw Constan...
Posted by Love Lara on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST