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Dwight

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About Me

My name is Dwight Haesler. What's yours?

My Interests

Well, I like not getting stabbed. That's cool.

I'd like to meet:

but is dead: Chris Farley

Okay, I didn't want to deal with the "Why am I not on your Top 8" or "Why is he/she ranked higher than me?!" So this is the only profile I'll have linked.
This is MY BAND .

Statements Lost

Look at my friends...and laugh at them

Synthetic and Jeet Synthetic and Jeet Synthetic and Jeet Synthetic and Jeet Synthetic and Jeet Synthetic and Jeet

Music:

I'm the lead singer of Statements Lost
And I listen to:
Bad Religion
Billy Talent
Rage Against The Machine
The Seatbelts
Streetlight Manifesto
System Of A Down

Television:

-30 Rock
-Afro Samurai
-The Adventures Of Pete And Pete
-Angel
-Arrested Development
-Big Bang Theory
-Bleach
-The Boondocks
-Boy Meets World
-Buffy The Vampire Slayer
-Chappelle's Show
-Cowboy Bebop
-The Critic
-Dirty Jobs
-Everwood
-Family Guy
-Firefly
-FLCL
-Freaks And Geeks
-Futurama
-Get Real
-Good Eats
-Human Weapon
-Heroes
-House
-How I Met Your Mother
-Iron Chef America
-Jackass
-Joan Of Arcadia
-Journeyman
-The Joy Of Painting with Bob Ross
-Junkyard Wars
-Last One Standing
-Late Night with Conan O Brien
-My Name Is Earl
-Mythbusters
-The Office
-Parker Lewis Can't Lose
-The Price Is Right
-The Ren And Stimpy Show
-Robot Chicken
-Robot Wars
-Roundhouse
-Samurai Champloo
-SCRUBS!!!
-The Simpsons
-South Park
-Spin City
-Studio 60 On The Sunset Strip
-Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
-Thank God You're Here
-That 70's Show
-The Tomorrow People
-Trigun
-Unhappily Ever After
-The Venture Bros.
-Whose Line Is It Anyway
-Wild Boyz

Books:

I'm going to put the REAL "about me" section right here.
I'm Asian. I really do break the stereotype, but I try my damndest to perpetuate it as much as possible.
Anyway...
-I play video games and damn proud of it.
-I like/have to organize/alphabetize things.
-I have trouble sleeping at night.
-I will try my damndest to make you laugh.
-I like cats, but I'm deathly allergic to them.
-I'm in a kick-ass punk band called Statements Lost. I sing for them.
-I'm bad at math (I know, I'm Asian. I should be good at it, right!?).
-I live in Chicago.

The one thing that best defines me: I'm the biggest Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles fan alive! (see below)

My Blog

I told some people about this, but

I want to tell you about something I've been doing lately that cracks me up. Recently I graduated from college. I got a letter in the mail saying I made the Dean's List with a GPA of 3.7 HOORAY! Last ...
Posted by Dwight on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 02:06:00 PST

Thank God I had that hexagonal bolt!

I haven't put up drawings here in a while, because they're mostly on Facebook. But I remembered to put them here today! This is the original.These are those same characters, redone....
Posted by Dwight on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 04:44:00 PST

Booyah!!!!!

I can die a happy man. My little doodle of the ninja turtles won their monthly contest!!! go to:http://www.ninjaturtles.com/html/fanart/fanart147.htm My name will forever be immortalized in the associ...
Posted by Dwight on Fri, 25 May 2007 06:44:00 PST

This Is Weird/Turtles

The chin-hair on my goatee is changing weird colors. So are my sideburns. What the shit is going on?! This is something I sent into Ninjaturtles.com to give a go at their monthly contest. This t...
Posted by Dwight on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 12:27:00 PST

My Hair Hurts

New version of an older drawing. Not shaded or anything because I'm lazy and busy.  OLD ONE NEW ONE...
Posted by Dwight on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 12:22:00 PST

Tenacious Dwight

The D had an entire band with them. The Anti-Christ on electric guitar, Charlie Chaplin on bass, Brooks Wackerman (of Bad Religion) as Colonel Sanders on drums. It was spectacular....
Posted by Dwight on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 12:42:00 PST

The Hero Of Time

Young Link, bitches! First time I've shaded using Photoshop. ...
Posted by Dwight on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 05:16:00 PST

O Doodle

Alright Chang. I tried my damndest with the 7 heads.
Posted by Dwight on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 01:13:00 PST

HANDS IN!!!

These aren't colored yet, but I'll repost them when they are. Go ahead Chang, rip them apart! ...
Posted by Dwight on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 08:26:00 PST

EMILY!!!!

This is a conversation I had with Emily Wrona once. It was many years ago now. Like 3 or 4.   Emily:  you have a roommate! Emily: sweet Emily: is he hot Me: hmm, I can't tell, Leader of ...
Posted by Dwight on Thu, 11 May 2006 10:12:00 PST