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The Bomb Diggity {Bionic Ashley || Optimus Troub}

I'm so metal, I cry shards of glass. It's awesome." -James

About Me


Josh: I have the most technologically advanced video game system and I'm using it to play pacman.
Obsessions Chapstick Gerard Way Photography Boys Girls Makeup Lipgloss Hair Dye Music The idea of love LA Truth Pokemon Jared Leto Patrick Stump
Currently
I am currently wearing a leg brace and now I walk even more awkward then before. But it looks rad. So just call me Bionic Ashley or Optimus Troub. Hell even Bionic Diggity. lmao I don't care be creative. Also, I have black hair and plan to change it again. I decided to do a mohawk a few days ago and when I got lazy I just put a hat over it all day and when I took it off, I ratted my hair out and now it looks like Edward Scissorhands hair. But that's fine I guess. Especially because I'm too lazy to do anything else with it right now. So the more I ignore it, the more ES it gets.I am now living in Ventura California in my best friends garage. It's fun and I'm super happy. I get in as much time as possible in "college". I don't go to an actual campus, I get my classes sent to me through the mail, and mail it back when I'm done. It's rad.

IMPORTANT:
For those who want to add me, or EMAIL me for that matter:
Do NOT TyP lykKe diS CuzZ Itz AnNoing. Seriously. If you type anything like that, I will treat you like SHIT. PLEASE have somewhat good grammer. Sure, typos, okay. No semicolons. That's fine. I make mistakes too. But don't type with "u" instead of "you" and say things like "ur an ideot! go bck to ur own cuntree alian!" A good reference is here. Act like that, and I will probably disown you, laugh at you, have all my FRIENDS laugh at you, and then report you for being underage. Besides, if you're underage, you shouldn't even HAVE a myspace unless you're mature enough to handle it.
Save yourself the trouble.
This is the love.
Want to win my heart? Buy me chapstick. I'm in love with Chapsticks.
Remember: The more you lie, the better you get at lying!

My Interests

Music and makeup. You can figure out the rest.

I'd like to meet:

Other Bionic-Goer's like I.
I'm two people short of a threesome.

I didn't deserve this. But to me you were perfect.

Music:

Music 3 Doors Down 30 Seconds to Mars A Change Of Pace A Fire Inside American Nightmare Antidote A Perfect Circle As Cities Burn As I Lay Dying Avenged Sevenfold Bad Religion Barenaked Ladies Beyonce Black Eyed Peas Black Flag Bleeding Through Blink 182 Blood Brothers Boxcar Racer Bullet For My Valentine Chaos Zero Cheap Sex Ciara Circle Jerks CampKillYourself Cobra Starship Dashboard Confessional Dead Kennedys DeadStar Assembly Deftones Diamond Rio Distillers Dope Stars Inc. Dr. Know Dysfunctional Chaos Eighteen Visions Emanuel Eminem Evanescence Fall Out Boy First to Rise From First To Last Frontline Attack GBH Gnarles Barkley Good Charlotte H2O HIM Hollywood Undead Homesick Abortions Horizons End If You're Lucky In Control Kelly Clarkson Kill Hannah Kittie Lonestar Lower Class Brats Marilyn Manson Matchbook Romance Misfits My Chemical Romance Mindless Self Indulgence Missy Elliot My Sixth Shadow Nerve Agents Neon Blonde Nickelback NOFX Norma Jean Panic! At The Disco Pantera Paramore Placebo Pushing Up Daisies Rancid Rascal Flatts Rihanna Rise Against RKL Robots in Disguise Scarling Secondhand Serenade Senses Fail Sex Pistols Sean Paul Shakira Simple Plan Slayer Slipknot Smash Mouth Smashing Pumpkins Social Distortion Spice Girls SR-71 Stukface Suicidal Tendencies System of a Down Taking Back Sunday TaTu Tenacious D The Adolescents The All American Rejects The Bled The Casualties The Exploited The Ramones The Unseen The Used Tila Tequila Tool TSOL Underoath

Movies:

Movies The Nightmare before Christmas Who Framed Rodger Rabbit Edward Scissorhands The Incredibles SLC Punk Suburbia The Emperors New Groove The Brave Little Toaster Office Space Brokeback Mountain Dodgeball Zoolander The Notebook The Breakfast Club Corpse Bride Finding Neverland The Chapstick Theory

Television:

TV Shows Viva La Bam Scrubs Jackass Family Guy Bones House American Dad Everbody Loves Raymond Will and Grace Joan of Arcadia Pokemon

Books:

Reading Material Inconceivable Fat Kid Rules the World Dharma Punx The Artemis Fowl series

Heroes:

MIGHTY MOUSE, SPEEDY GONZALEZ, AND SPIDERMAN.And DUH. Pokemon. For life.

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My Blog

RIP Drie. Love you always.

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Posted by The Bomb Diggity {Bionic Ashley || Optimus Troub} on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 05:13:00 PST

Fall of the Guillotine

Love. Is it really so bad to do it? To fall in it?Uh yea.But that doesn't stop us from doing it anyhow. Go ahead and "boycott" love. Leave it all behind supposedly. But it'll always come back sooner o...
Posted by The Bomb Diggity {Bionic Ashley || Optimus Troub} on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 01:40:00 PST

Facing The Wall

Don't worry. It's just a kiss. A kiss with the taste of anger, confusion, lust, and possibly even a hint of love. But no. No. I'm no fucking faggot. God damn it no. It's just a kiss. A kiss from you...
Posted by The Bomb Diggity {Bionic Ashley || Optimus Troub} on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 12:03:00 PST

Be My Piece of Heart

I love you. It's essentially the only words that I can pop out right now. The idea of being in love. The pain of trying to climb out of it when it shatters. It's all something I'm afraid of. All somet...
Posted by The Bomb Diggity {Bionic Ashley || Optimus Troub} on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 01:05:00 PST

I wish I may I wish I might...

You say you love me. But I know you don't, I just kinda wish you did.You say you miss me. I question it. And I really wish I didn't.You say I'm great. But I know I'm not. I just wish I really were.I s...
Posted by The Bomb Diggity {Bionic Ashley || Optimus Troub} on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 07:18:00 PST

It's Called Numbers.

It's my story. It's short. It's confusing. But in the end it all makes sense. It's real, it's sad. But it's how I made my life the way it is today. And it's to a boy I used to know. His name remains a...
Posted by The Bomb Diggity {Bionic Ashley || Optimus Troub} on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 07:30:00 PST

Attention anyone who spells the word Asian like this: azn

You are a moron. And I suggest you find a doctor and ask him if maybe you were drop kicked by your mother at birth. Or maybe if while breast feeding you, she pushed your face to hard to her boob there...
Posted by The Bomb Diggity {Bionic Ashley || Optimus Troub} on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 05:03:00 PST

We're hidden beneath a mask...

Have you ever noticed we're hidden beneath a mask? That we have been so obsessed with others loving something of ours that we go to great lengths to show them? Like my writing for example. I get so in...
Posted by The Bomb Diggity {Bionic Ashley || Optimus Troub} on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 05:38:00 PST

Even the mockingbirds won't sing.

This started out as just an entry but soon became a song. I'm working on the beat right now., What do you think? Kevin said it's quote "Perfect". :]   Comments.       I've seen bir...
Posted by The Bomb Diggity {Bionic Ashley || Optimus Troub} on Sun, 07 May 2006 12:15:00 PST

Whoring yourself through highschool

Kevin and I have a new best friend:   Microsoft Sam. And he is SO much cooler than you :]   Kevins mom agrees.   Thought he's got a stupid foreign accent. Stupid Sam.   :]...
Posted by The Bomb Diggity {Bionic Ashley || Optimus Troub} on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 06:36:00 PST