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joanne

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About Me

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Artistic and maybe even a bit shallow, you belong to the clan of the Toredor. You have a keen eye for pretty things. The embrace is looked on as perserving all beautiful things for eternity. You are the sensual vampires that you hear people talk about that seduce to get what they want. This clan is the one thought of as being the spoiled sort who want to get what they want. However, you usually work right under the ventrue clan as they try to carry out their plans.
What Vampire Clan Do You Belong To?

You are The Empress Beauty, happiness, pleasure, success, luxury, dissipation. The Empress is associated with Venus, the feminine planet, so it represents, beauty, charm, pleasure, luxury, and delight. You may be good at home decorating, art or anything to do with making things beautiful. The Empress is a creator, be it creation of life, of romance, of art or business. While the Magician is the primal spark, the idea made real, and the High Priestess is the one who gives the idea a form, the Empress is the womb where it gestates and grows till it is ready to be born. This is why her symbol is Venus, goddess of beautiful things as well as love. Even so, the Empress is more Demeter, goddess of abundance, then sensual Venus. She is the giver of Earthly gifts, yet at the same time, she can, in anger withhold, as Demeter did when her daughter, Persephone, was kidnapped. In fury and grief, she kept the Earth barren till her child was returned to her.

What Tarot Card are You?
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My Interests

Fornicating in butchers shops and betting on greyhounds.

I'd like to meet:

Leslie Phillips, The Krankies and the man of my dreams......

Music:

Black Metal mostly, but old skool goth and punk too.

Movies:

Mostly old Hollywood black and white jobs. Oh and every Bette Davis film ever made.

Television:

Cagney And Lacey and The Russ Abbot Show.

Books:

Gothic, Sci-fi and Porn.

Heroes:

Bill Gates,Henry The 8th and Lionel Blair.

My Blog

A better cure for boredom

..START BZOINK.COM SURVEY CODE>A Better Cure For BoredomBasic stuffHow do you call yourself? (What's your name?):JoJo How old are you?:33 next wednesday Where you live?:in my gaff With whom?:my dog, w...
Posted by joanne on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 04:12:00 PST

Random Rubbish

..START BZOINK.COM SURVEY CODE>Random QuestionsWhat is your full name?:Joanne Delilah Chard What is the date and time?:19/04/07, 11.29 a.m What is your favorite color?:Black Would you be this color if...
Posted by joanne on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 03:50:00 PST

80 Things........

80 Things You Might Not Know About Me Whats your middle name?DelilahHow big is your bed?HugeWhat are you listening to right now?The CreaturesWhat are the last 4 digits in your cellphone number?Not sur...
Posted by joanne on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 03:20:00 PST