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jaimi

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About Me

i don't like many people. i used to work at two shitty thrift stores. i have two hairless cats, one of which is retarded and i adore him. i have a bag lady complex. i collect bibles and small plastic toilets. i am special and you will love me.

My Interests

absolutely nothing.

I'd like to meet:

someone who never says "supposebly".......

Music:

xiu xiu

Movies:

i love gay foreign films. and hp. hp forever suckers.

Television:

anything educational.

Books:

michelle tea.

Heroes:

momma says there are no heroes........

My Blog

meep meep moop moop have some hot and sour soup.

i hate my birhday.
Posted by jaimi on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 11:53:00 PST

for my birthday.......

i want a new life.
Posted by jaimi on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 05:57:00 PST

this is what i'm about.......

hot lesbian sex in hotel rooms. yeah.
Posted by jaimi on Wed, 26 Oct 2005 03:43:00 PST

favors.

find someone else to do them for you. i'm not gonna be your bitch anymore.
Posted by jaimi on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

sleaziness is not a turn on.....

no. definitely not.
Posted by jaimi on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

even though this goes against everything i believe in.....

people do silly things when they're bored.GIRLFRIEND APPLICATION:  WHOLE NAME?AGE?EYE COLOR?ETHNICITY?WHERE ARE YOU?HOMETOWN?HOUSE OR APARTMENT?WOULD YOU CALL ME OR DO I HAVE TO CALL YOU?WOULD ...
Posted by jaimi on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

blah

i have the urge to take photo booth pictures right now. ♥
Posted by jaimi on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

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i'm fucking sick of you.
Posted by jaimi on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

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i am wrong. am i wrong to believe? you tell me believable stories. i have stories that would make you blush. blush is the color of my eyes. do my eyes fool you? you fooled me into loving you. i...
Posted by jaimi on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

old wounds....

i'm picking at the scabs. opening up the cuts you left. covering them over with new abrasions. i'm cultivating these scars to keep you out. opening myself to infection. building my immunity.
Posted by jaimi on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST