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i'm the dog that ate your birthday cake...

About Me

i like old photographs of strangers and i can't spell. MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

feral children from the ukraine.

Music:

giddy-up,helicopter!---------------------------------------- ------------------------By three a.m. all the morning birds will be crying And that old highway will be sighing And my dreams feel as cold as my bones on the long walk home And my coat is old and growin thin And my feet are numb and stumbling And its many the thought of a long lost friend That comes to me again and again.And I want to thank my Sarah Bell Who blessed me more than words can tell and who Picked me straight up out of hell And I miss her real bad but I love her well.And I remember Don Clancy as a wild young man But I haven't seen hide nor hair of him since he lost his mind And was born again off the coast of Oregon.Oh where are you now, oh where are you now And do you even think of me I'm telling you now You are the stars that I'll follow Endlessly, endlessly, endlessly, ohWell, I'm singin' this song but it won't take long. On these frozen streets I'm half way home And the sky above me forms a beautiful dome Of blue and pink and starry gold.Oh where are you now, oh where are you now And do you even think of me I'm telling you now You are the stars that I'll follow Endlessly, endlessly, endlessly, oh.

Movies:

when the wind blows....

Television:

when i was five i would climb up in the tree in my backyard and watch my babysitter franticly search for me.nothing compares to that.

Books:

chuck palahniuk,toni morrison,kurt vonnegut,philip ridley,pablo neruda,the butcher boy,a confederacy of dunces,the bluest eye,bastard out of carolina,the weetzie bat books,watership down,harry potter..i'm a nerd,memoirs of a geisha,roald dahl,lullaby,contortionist handbook,i love graphic novels too...it satisfies the comic dork in me,history books,childrens book,science text books,i'll pretty much read anything

Heroes:

stephen colbert.

My Blog

dear fuckass crack head

Thanks for stealing my entire music collection! you probably saved me a good fifty-sixty dollars on shipping costs which really helped, as it's very expensive to move across the country these days! I...
Posted by e. on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 07:54:00 PST

that's just fabulous.

This lady lives a 1/4 of a mile from our house. aahaha.Find your very own BFF here....
Posted by e. on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 06:40:00 PST

the aberration known as randy constan

frankly, a monday night can't get any better than meeting dude from pixyland.org. if you haven't been to his site.click ----> here <----now..and christine...this is most definatly NOT the sweater th...
Posted by e. on Fri, 16 Dec 2005 06:09:00 PST

happy times with phyllis

how many of you assholes have a grandma with a record deal?
Posted by e. on Mon, 07 Nov 2005 05:09:00 PST

urge to purge

it was time. i had a ridiculous number of photos on my phone. so i downloaded and deleted...here are some of my favorite..   .oh..how i've missed the subtropics..   oh he loo...
Posted by e. on Fri, 07 Oct 2005 12:59:00 PST

The sisters of perpetual indulgence

i never knew easter could be such fun. look at the gays. WEEEE FURRIES!!! THE pope!!! BOOBS!!BIG ONES!! a goth one.wicked. ummm this would have been frightening even withou...
Posted by e. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

OSENTO

ok. if you are a lady..and you happen to live in san francisco..you should really go to OSENTO on valencia near 21ST or 22nd. you get all naked and hang out. they have saunas and big tubs and a massag...
Posted by e. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

fuck.

so yeah..when i got off the train this morning downtown.. i saw an old homeless man..he was shaking and begging people for something sweet.he kept saying 'im diabetic..i need some sugar.'he was crying...
Posted by e. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

crackheads.

it really doesn't get better than a crackhead singing "i dont want anybody else ...when i think about you i touch myself" to you at 8 in the morning.seriously.and to think i was almost in a bad mood t...
Posted by e. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

skinny puppy

eli hearts skinny puppy.
Posted by e. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST