johnny monster

Me, I was born in Glasgow Scotland, came here when I was five years old, Second, I'm in a transitional period. I was touched by the hand of God in the middle of some fucked up shit. Some mutherfucker with a sawed off shotgun blasted out of the bathroom in the middle of a show, and misses me and Jay with all six fuckin' shots. The motha fucka was on a fuckin good one. You believe that shit? a fuckin' miracle! I'm just gonna wander the earth and get into adventures. You know, walk the earth, meet people... like George Bush so i could KICK THE FUCK OUT OF HIM.... i sleep late, wake up late, drink often. My family and friends mean a lot to me. i bowl, drink, snort, golf, drink, snort, drive, drink, snort, watch tv, drink, snort...you get the idea..oh yeah and i sing in a punk band and i am vice president of SKUNK RECORDS. One more thing stupid hookers will be spam. my house