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Alissa Beers

I lead an extravagantly ridiculous existence.

About Me


I have a cat, and a snake named Nadia. (Who happens to be MIA) Oh and 7 years ago I procreated this little ice cream monster:

My Interests

My band http://www.myspace.com/mouthrocks Also I have a new favorite author...

I'd like to meet:

My grandmother on the other side.

Movies:

Movies The labryinth, MAtrix, Untamed heart, Whats eating gilbert grape, Runlola Run, Any 80's flick, the wizard, The last dragon. and kevin smith flicks excluding Jersey girl, And all of ralph bakshi's shit

Television:

Fuck tv...

Heroes:

Jesus Christ, Hendrix, Billy Corgan, Robert Smith, Tom Robbins, DOuglas Adams, Kurt Vonnegut, J.K Rowling, Stephen King, Piers Anthony, Christopher Paolini, ORSON SCOTT MOTHERFUCKING CARD, Andreas Kapsalis, Akira Toriyama, ENDER, Rumiko Takahashi, Goku, Oscar Wilde, Tolkien. And anyone who risks their own well being for what is right. Those who never take things for face value. Those who relish in comprehension of the whole, as opposed the shoot my mouth off now, query later approach.

My Blog

The person you love...and the person who loves you is NEVER the same person....

  Funny how willing the flesh of the youthful girl's ear is willing to hear sweet lies...yet when the divine eyes seek truth, see truth, they do not focus with clarity. Heavens no. They rather ma...
Posted by Drunk off you.. on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 05:51:00 PST

Shell

You claim to be invulnerable.... Light, has ways of bending lies& Around the soul, around your soul So I'm obligated...to be patient....   Truth is relative to what you believe.... Is relative to...
Posted by Drunk off you.. on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 01:51:00 PST

My BOOK! Chapter III (Just a sneak peek)

My book: Chapter III ( a section anyway) Those of you who got access to the first two chapters will have a better grasp on what is going on here with the characters..... A Charmed Existence: The ...
Posted by Drunk off you.. on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 07:40:00 PST

For you are darkness...

"For you are darkness, betrayal, and all the evil things in my heart. And I am silence, temperance, and all the things that aren't in your heart. For you are darkness, unfaithful, and all the wicked t...
Posted by Drunk off you.. on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 07:27:00 PST

Maya Angelou

"If a person shows you who they are, believe them . . . the first time."                        &...
Posted by Drunk off you.. on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 11:33:00 PST

You subscribed to my blog, and I subscribed to loving you...

"Time is an illusion that can never be replaced. I love you guys so much for giving me that which can not be returned. The fact that any of you would so much as glance at the useless opinionated drive...
Posted by Drunk off you.. on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 10:11:00 PST

Bisexuality...

Is it me, or does every fucking girl under the age of 21 in the Chicago burbs feel that they are "BISEXUAL". On a daily basis, I get at least one email from some silly girl that can not purchase liquo...
Posted by Drunk off you.. on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 12:06:00 PST

Would you cook for me? Do you read often?

A letter to the girl that does not exist.   Would you discuss literature with me? I would fall to pieces should I dare come across an adorably geeky girl. A girl that got locked outside when the ...
Posted by Drunk off you.. on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 12:46:00 PST

So many women like me...

.....yet I dont like myself. Define irony.  
Posted by Drunk off you.. on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 05:46:00 PST

New pics, new car, new apartment - New me.

And I return with no regrets for what I have done. For within 2 months time he shall sprout, and break hell loose, and I have more ammunition than neccesary. Yet, the amazing thing is, it all came fro...
Posted by Drunk off you.. on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 01:09:00 PST